Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Sorry @TBD,I can't go to your party.I have to uh.....get a manecut and a shave. 

[TBD 17,228]

Sorry @ScruffyTheStallion I heard that  it took you so long to do a manecut and a shave. So I try to buy you a new hair cutting tools online for your b-day. Wouldn't thought I can be so easily be distracted on others things online and time just flies bro.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Voicemail: I'm busy protecting the innocent, sorry we won't be able to attend your party.... *screams of criminals crying for help or begging for mercy, and sounds of broken bones can be heard in the background*

Edited September 8, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4

[TBD 17,228]

I know how much you'd appreciated for spidery to come over at your party, so I want to NY and look for him...it wasn't easy finding him in big city. 

[Telferi 6,905]

Mmm. You know, I’ve been told that a bald refusal of an invitation is rude and one must instead offer up a polite excuse, so I’d love to go, but, unfortunately, that sounds awful.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

@Princess Celestia Feri sorry,I can't attend your party.I'm Gonna be real busy trying to remember all of your previous usernames.XD

[Hierok 11,829]

Sorry @ScruffyTheStallion, I have to talk to myself 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Sorry @Hierok,I can't attend your party.I have to make up excuses to not attend other people's parties. I hope you understand. Lmao

[Hierok 11,829]

For @ScruffyTheStallion, I have to boop and ban people, while trying to stay awake and keep my 4 mares happy.

[IronM17 5,145]

Sorry girls, but I am already in canterlot on a party with the girls in my signature/Avatar. 

[TBD 17,228]

I would  have come.. but the battery.. 

Spoiler

 

Cant go anywhere with a phone, you'd understand right?

Edited September 11, 2017 by TBD

[Libra 11,690]

I would love to go,but I'd think I'd be too much of an eyesore. @TBD

 

[IronM17 5,145]

Sorry, but I am allergical against kitsune fur.

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

Sorry I was abducted by aliens and everything is a bit tender right now.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I'm sorry but I gotta feed my squirrel.

[IronM17 5,145]

Sorry, but I missed my flight to your party. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

58 minutes ago, IronM17 said:

Sorry, but I missed my flight to your party. 

...but you live just across the street...

 

Well I couldn't come because a squirel stole my car...that what i get for not feeding them...

[IronM17 5,145]

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

...but you live just across the street...

I am on vacation. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

1 minute ago, IronM17 said:

I am on vacation. 

Do you want me to feed your squirrel ?

[IronM17 5,145]

I have squirrels?

Oh btw.: I can't go to your party because I must see if I have really squirrels in my home. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Yeah and I couldn't come because I had to go to the store and buy you squirrel !

[The Mint Pone 2,292]

I can't come because i'm currently buying all the squirrels in the squirrel store!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

1 hour ago, The Mint Pone said:

I can't come because i'm currently buying all the squirrels in the squirrel store!

And I can't come because I have to go in an other pet shop to find squirrel because they run out of squirre in my regular pet shop...I don't know how is this possible !

[TBD 17,228]

I can't come over because I drank a lot and is not eligible to drive..  And dont get any wrong idea..its not like I attended other party....I just want out for a quick drink.

[PiratePony 8,473]

Sorry but um I'm terrified...that I'll miss  your  party, mister bunny from Donnie Darko is it?