Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I ate too many mints, I gotta go see a doctor

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I'm a doctor and @The_Gobo just showed up, sorry I'm busy.

[Midnight Blaze 98 1,138]

@Trotteur Sauvage is busy it seems, so I guess I can’t go to his party?

[TBD 17,228]

Sorry can't come, gonna run.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I'm brohoofing you on all the forum, no time to waste on a party !

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

@Trotteur Sauvage i can't attend your party because you don't have any of these 

[Duality 10,738]

I can't come because I'm allergic to eldritch abominations.

Like whatever that 'pallas cat' hybrid thing is.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I can't go to your party because you don't like my pets

@Duality

[Duality 10,738]

I can't go to your party because your pets are terrifying travesties against nature itself.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I can't attend @Duality's party because @Trottermare Galamane and @Trotteur Sauvage will be there with their pets 

[Leavemealone 547]

Can’t! Too busy. . .erm. . .studying!! Yes, that’s it. I’m studying!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Sorry @Chance I would attend but a sphynx is asking for my crops

Edited October 24, 2017 by Arid_Blitz

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

I can't because I lost all my sanity.

[Duality 10,738]

I can't because I never had sanity to begin with.

[Leavemealone 547]

I can’t attend because-

Just tell him!

Ok, fine, because you are. . .well. . .a pool. . .of. . .water. 

[Duality 10,738]

I can't attend because I CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF DISCRIMINATION

[Leavemealone 547]

Because I’m at Dash’s house for a part-er. . .reunion. 

[Duality 10,738]

Because I'm having a nice cosy party of one.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

But... but looney tunes is on D:

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Parties? Nope, I'd rather stay at home and cook some pork and turkey bacon. 

[Tao 6,739]

You know what ,i will go to this party! 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

I can't go because i'm too busy eating candy corn.

[Telferi 6,905]

You know, I’ve been told that a bald refusal of an invitation is rude and one must instead offer up a polite excuse, so I’d love to go, but, unfortunately, that sounds awful.

[Hierok 11,829]

We go with Discord to Kay-kay for a wild night. Sorry, but you need to securethe night.

[Telferi 6,905]

2 minutes ago, Hierok said:

We go with Discord to Kay-kay for a wild night. Sorry, but you need to securethe night.

WHAAA, you didn't even invite me?!