Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Prospekt 10,984]

People keep asking to be my +1 but I CAN'T DECIDE!

So I'm just gonna stay home and be a recluse as I read yet another book on everything I ever wanted to know about parties but was too afraid to ask.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Too busy listening to music on Youtube o3o
 

Spoiler

 

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Because all they would serve are jello cups

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can't go to their party because it's too PAAAAAAAANK
 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Can't go to it because all the food will be slimy

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I can't come to your party, sorry I'll be at the Gobo's party !

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Can t go to your party, I planned to steal @Duality that day

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can't go because I'm busy discussing math with @Duality

[Duality 10,738]

I can't go because I'm busy expunging the universe of this travesty against maths.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can't get there due to the black hole currently eating away at their avatar ;3

 

[Duality 10,738]

I'm allergic to Jell-O.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

For flooding the venue in which the party is being held. Great... Now you ruined it, how do you expect me to serve my home made Garlic and Jalapeño cupcakes?! >:3

[Duality 10,738]

Well, um, see, I have another party that I promised I'd go to.

 

 

 

At Spider-Man's house.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Yeah, you're going to mine.
Sadly, I can't go to  yours cause I'm allergic to water.
D:
 

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Sorry, I'm feeling kinda blue.

[TBD 17,228]

can't come, I was feeling a little bright-headed.

[Midnight Blaze 98 1,138]

.....ahhh, something.... came up? Hehehehe... 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Voice Mail: Nope, we cannot go, we're doing some 'community' work...

*In the background, screams of muggers and other thugs can be heard, and also bones being shattered, and some other violent stuff not meant for little kiddies* o3o

[TBD 17,228]

Sorry can't come, got some other business to attend...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Sorry I can't come because...well last time I went to prison, it was not really the best time of my life.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Too busy brohoofing everything o3o

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,430]

Sorry, but I can't come, someone has surrounded my house with catnip.... :3

[Duality 10,738]

Too busy snuggling all the cats.

Edited October 23, 2017 by Duality

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Can't come, allergic to dog's fur ! 

...I can't come because you ninjaed me and that's UNACCEPTABLE !

Edited October 23, 2017 by Trotteur Sauvage

[The Mint Pone 2,292]

I cant go I gotta get my hat cleaned!