Make up a fun rumor about the pony above. (Please keep it somewhat nice!)

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I Heard YOU were the hobbit moviz.

[Duality 10,738]

I heard you're actually Luna's disembodied head floating in the night sky.

[Maple Bat 3,568]

I heard duality is actually one sided

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I heard @Maple Bat really smells like cinnamon 

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

I heard Arid sleep eats macaroni. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I heard Lunar Echo is too active on this website.

[Telferi 6,906]

I heard Trotteur Funeste can never stop smugging, needs a surgeon.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I heard Scootalo Feri will never be able to fly !

[ImDaMisterL 532]

I heard Trotteur raises a drawing of the moon up to the sky every night.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I heard ImDaMisterL's eyes are fine he forces himself to make them like that so he gets pity from people.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I heard @Trotteur Funeste was paid to say that 

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

That's probably something I'd say, fun fact.

 

Arid secretly is a Russian!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Comrade why would you say a thing? The motherland I mean the USA is my home

I heard @Lunar Echo is secretly a sun praiser

Edited June 3, 2017 by Arid_Blitz

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

How did you actual know that about me!

 

Arid secretly has a biscuit farm.

[Duality 10,738]

I heard Echo is actually only 'here to heal' because they're still doing community service hours for going all Rambo with their AK-47.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

I heard Duality's a tall glass of water

Edited June 3, 2017 by Princess Aurora Wolf

[Luigi 7,869]

I heard Princess Aurora once crushed Queen Chrysalis with her bare hooves.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

I heard that the Cutie Mark Crusaders babysit Little Flyer in my absence.

When I'm away, the little one needs care and attention. Scootaloo feeds and milks him, Applebloom gives him a bath and changes his diaper, and then holds the little foal in her hooves as Sweetie Belle sings him to sleep.

Edited June 3, 2017 by Princess Aurora Wolf

[Duality 10,738]

I heard Aurora isn't actually a princess, just a duchess with delusions of grandeur.

[Luigi 7,869]

Baloney! She be a princess all right.

I heard Duality is part of the water cycle. Evaporates, condenses, and precipitates.

[Duality 10,738]

I heard Flyer is Aurora's mafia hitpony, hired to make sure everyone treats her like a princess.

[Catsle 604]

Its best friend is Salt Water.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Catsle is trying to assassinate me and take over Midnight In The Morning..... little does he know I'm 2 steps ahead of him.

[Catsle 604]

@Snowflake Frostflame He thinks he can control Ice but he has only made snowballs.

[Duality 10,738]

I heard Catsle's actually a penguin in a onesie.