Make up a fun rumor about the pony above. (Please keep it somewhat nice!)

[Astrorious 232]

I heard Scruffy is actually clean shaven  

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Astrorious is actually not a physicist, he's a pure mathematician!

16 hours ago, Nightshroud said:

I heard duality can juggle 500 angry Russian bears.

IT'S ALL TRUE!!! *sobs*

[Astrorious 232]

I heard Duality is not actually water! they are actually H2O2!!!  

1 minute ago, Duality said:

I heard Astrorious is actually not a physicist, he's a pure mathematician!

thanks for the complement! 

[Nightshroud 331]

I heard astrorious likes to jumpscare people

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

I heard that Nightshroud is really singing in his picture.

[Nightshroud 331]

how did you know I like singing bat outta hell?

I hear that lunarpallete is the king of the plums.

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

I heard that Nightshroud is a morning person!

[Nightshroud 331]

I hear that lunarpalette scarred Thomas

 

[Astrorious 232]

I heard Nightshroud might change his username to Dayshroud

[Nightshroud 331]

I hear that astrorious loves to give people free hugs.

[Kaneki 1,073]

I heard Astrorious isn't really new, but is faking his join date ... somehow.

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

I heard Cloggdone likes his hair down and smooth.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Lunarpalette is a sentient palindrome.

You didn't hear that from me. >.>

On ‎12‎/‎04‎/‎2017 at 9:35 AM, Astrorious said:

I heard Duality is not actually water! they are actually H2O2!!!  

[...]

"They"?

Tell us, mortal, from whom did you hear of the Hive?

Tell us, or you will meet the same fate as they...

 

Also:

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I heard @Duality likes to lick horse shoes after they've been worn

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Arid_Blitz's cutie mark depicts them making up random creepy rumours about people.

Edited April 13, 2017 by Duality
Arid ain't a her. x.x

[Catsle 604]

He was given artificial flavoring

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Catsle was the one responsible for flavouring me without consent.

[Catsle 604]

I heard he's just regular tap water.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

I heard Catsle once was roommates with a dog. There was human sacrifice and mass hysteria.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard that Sunny Fox was the human sacrifice in question...

Edited April 13, 2017 by Duality
bad ninja

[Tiny Hoofs 200]

I heard that Duality hates chocolate!

[Kairo 49]

i heard that Tiny Hoofs doesn't wash their hands after using raw chicken

[Duality 10,740]

I heard that Kairo is actually Putin.

[Nightshroud 331]

I heard kairo likes to impersonate Howie mandele

[Kairo 49]

I heard that Duality spread a rumor about me being Putin.