Three Word Story

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There was once

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a pony from

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the Soviet Union

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who looked like

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President Thomas Jefferson

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And he had

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enough money to

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grind his characters

Edited December 9, 2012 by Znex

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Blow up the

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World Trade Center

 

(Jefferson did 9/11, folks. I called it)

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Although he rubbed

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Some alcohol on

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his wounds, located

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in his groin

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In the center...

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there was a

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big black mammoth

Edited December 9, 2012 by Party Cannon

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Named waldo. He

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was shy but

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absolutely despised clowns

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who drank the

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sweet Jamaican juice

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excreted from those

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who like mmmmmmmmbananas

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Which led to