The user above is cursed to...

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to only ever be able to have anchovies and marmalade as your pizza topping.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed to be used in toilet. Sorry water buddy.

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to also be used in a toilet.

However that's supposed to work.

[Libra 11,691]

Cursed to be forced to watch 50 shades of gray.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

19 minutes ago, Duality said:

Cursed to also be used in a toilet

How da....how do you...ho...HOW !?!?

 

Forced to watch with him.

[Duality 10,740]

1 hour ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

How da....how do you...ho...HOW !?!?

Cursed to comprehend exactly how that works.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

5 hours ago, Duality said:

Cursed to comprehend exactly how that works.

Yeah that exactly what's creeping me out !

Cursed to explain me.

[Duality 10,740]

12 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Cursed to explain me.

Cursed to be explained by me.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed to do my laundry

[TBD 17,254]

Curse to be my toilet brush.

[TwiTracker 973]

Curse to be the toilet brush backup

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed to be the toilet

[TwiTracker 973]

Cursed to always walk in on someone when needing to go to the bathroom

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed to find better curse

[TwiTracker 973]

But thats positive?

Cursed to forever be contradictory 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed not to be cursed.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

Cursed to wear white Vans every day  

Edited October 11, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed to clean my white vans everyday

[TBD 17,254]

Cursed to have random strangers coming to clean your van everyday and everywhere you go, till you're sick of it.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Cursed to stick their head in every empty pot and vase they see.

Edited October 11, 2017 by PoisonClaw

[TBD 17,254]

Cursed to never receive any candies

[PiratePony 8,475]

Cursed to forever be a Donnie Darko cosplay

[Driz 1,552]

C-arr-sed to never find da booty!

[Tao 7,728]

Cursed to have a bad English accent!

[TBD 17,254]

cursed  not to speak ever again.