Would you rather...?

[ZomBrony 347]

Neither because I don't understand or care what you're talking about

 

WYR be Iron Man or Santa Claus

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Santa, he can MAKE the iron man suit and so much more.

 

WYR face Alien or Predator?

[ZomBrony 347]

Aliens I think

 

Cake or Death?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

I'll take cake please.

 

The cake is finished, but we've got chicken!

 

I'll take the chicken then.

 

Tea or Butter?

[Znex 936]

I don't drink coffee or tea, so butter

 

WYR watch British or American comedy?

[ZomBrony 347]

American would probably be funnier, but British would be British! I think British

 

WYR wait forever and never find a girl like her OR settle down with the first women you loved but end up hating it?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all.

 

WYR be able to punch the crud out of a troll or come up with witty enough remarks to fight him?

[Dany Heatley 160]

physical abuse is best abuse

 

WYR be an 8 foot tall giant or a 3 foot tall midget?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Oooh, tough one. I'll say giant.

 

Would you rather have everything from life here, or live in Equestria?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

life in equestria, i would have an inter-dimensional matter transporter anyway, so i would be able to take my stuff with me

 

WYR fight molestia or trolestia

choose wisely, for each has there own abilities

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Trollestia. At least I don't get raped. But because of a troll paradox, she would become molestia because I least expected that, causing me to choose the other one, wich is already molestia, causing me to choose the other one, who is also molestia, ecc.

 

WYR have Spike as a pet or as a friend you can never reach?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

if i pick pet, it will feel like slavery to me, and if i pick out of reach friend, he will never be out of reach since i can teleport. so i pick out of reach

 

WYR breath under water, or date a pony of your choice

 

no using one to get the other

[Jadefire 2,797]

Date a pony of my choice. I'm not ashamed to admit that.

 

WYR have telekinesis or pyrokinesis?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i have both, but say i didnt, i would pick telekinesis, fire is to mainstream, even though im good with it

 

watch 2 girls and a cup, OOOOOOOOOR, drink your own pee

[ZomBrony 347]

I've never watched it, so I don't know how bad it is supposed to be, so I would choose 2 girls 1 cup

 

WYR Listen to Through the Fire and Flames or Through the Fire and Ponies?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

dam thats a hard decision.....................................original please

 

WYR turn into a fly, or be turned into a muffin on the platter at a party with Derpy in it

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Fly, higher chance of survival. And flies only live for two days.

 

WYR be live forever or be able to go back to your childhood once whenever you want?

Note, living forever also means aging forever.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....live forever, more time to perfect magic

 

Wyr post 5 random picks in a row right now, or shut up forever

 

serious about posting pics

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Uh... picks? Yeah, I'll post picks.

 

Would you rather be orange or apple juice?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Orange juice.

Bugger the apple family! I like it better!

 

WYR have all the force of a great typhoon, or be mysterious as the darkside of the moooooooooooooooooooooooooon?

[Znex 936]

Force of a great typhoon

 

WYR have power over all of time and space (in this universe anyway) or date a humanised pony of your choice?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

First one. I'm already taken.

 

Would you rather be inside or outside?

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Inside.

 

Would you rather be forced to do vector calculus until you die or be transformed into a cupcake and eaten by MictheMic?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Yeah, I'd rather die than do calculus. MictheMicrophone for me here.

 

WYR be even or odd?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Even.

Equally dividable numbers are my passion.

 

WYR be him or him?