Would you rather...?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Cake.

 

WYR relay your thoughts, dreams, and emotions through an artistic medium or just keep most of it bottled up only to ferment into insignificance?

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

If I had any artistic ability before hand, the first one. Else, the second option.

 

Dr. Dre's "Detox" or Strapping Young Lad's "Detox"?

[Jadefire 2,797]

The first one.

 

WYR be in love or in lust?

[Krystal 1,468]

Love

 

WYR win $1,000 or NEVER WATCH PONIES AGAIN D:

Edited June 16, 2012 by Jarrettlicious

[Jadefire 2,797]

Win $1,000. That way, I can still watch ponies.

 

WYR drink coffee or tea?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

1000 what? If it's money, then yes.

 

If it's iced tea, yes.

 

WYR pass off most of these WYR things as random gibberish or see the greater significance, especially considering the poster's emotional firmware?

Edited June 16, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[Jadefire 2,797]

See the greater significance, and hope for the best.

 

WYR be sad and not get a hug from Jadefire, or be sad and then get a hug from Jadefire?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Latter

 

WYR be here or somewhere else right now? (Physical location, not the MLPforums site)

[Jadefire 2,797]

*le hugs*

I have an air conditioner, so I think I'd like to remain here for the time being.

 

WYR be a bird or a reptile?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Reptile

 

WYR be bacon or steak? You are dead and eventually eaten anyways.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Steak.

 

WYR see more drawings from me or a fragment of a fanfiction?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Can we see both?

 

WYR have 10 dollars or a pie?

[Krystal 1,468]

$10 unless the pie costs more at retail

 

WYR have nopony show up to your funeral or your wedding?

[Jadefire 2,797]

If I have a private wedding, then that shouldn't bother me too much.

 

WYR have kids some day or not?

[Krystal 1,468]

Some day. Idk when exactly

 

WYR be by far he richest person on the planet or live forever?

[PikaPower 12]

Live forever.

 

WYR eat only or drink only.

[Krystal 1,468]

Eat only (because I can still have oranges and other liquidy foods)

 

How heavy was the largest mammoth tusk ever found?

[PikaPower 12]

Wrong forum.

 

WYR have contestable lemons or contestable friends?

[Krystal 1,468]

(sorry I keep getting confused because I'm posting on that forum too ) Lemons

WYR be stuck in an elevator with 4 wet dogs or 2 fat men with bad breath?

[PikaPower 12]

Both smell bad so I choose dogs.

 

WYR lick me or lick jadefizoid

[Krystal 1,468]

Well your a cupcake so I'd lick you

 

WYR have a zombie apocalypse or have WWIII?

[PikaPower 12]

Both if that is possible. Though if I have to choose, it would be WWIII.

 

WYR lick poop or pee that has been there for a year.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Depends, can I shoot myself while I'm doing it?

 

Well your a cupcake so I'd lick you

 

BUT I HAVE BEST TASTE! i..i

 

WYR lick Ganaram or lick me?

[PikaPower 12]

Ganazoid.

 

WYR lick twilight or rarity.

[Krystal 1,468]

You say you have best taste so you

 

WYR be able to fly or read minds?