ooc Wild Wacky Multiverse Adventure OOC

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

It will be I already did stuff o3o so I'll just wakeup next post maybe if it's moving along after people chatted imma good boy when comes to being pg and safe o3o 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

14 hours ago, Lektra Bolt said:

I'm mulling it over in my head how to respond

To recap what has taken place in this room so far (correct me if I'm wrong)


First to pop into the room was dystopian robocop Sabir, who was about to ice Carmen Sandiego before the hand of the plot whisked him away into our lovely metal room. from his perspective the room was entirely empty and probably something related to ARMTEK, the totally not at all corrupt sounding company he works for. @Gabriel

 

The next ones to pop in were Steven, Star, and Crona played by yours truly. These three were dropped off in a corner of the room, kidnapped from their beds (and in Crona's case the floor) and shunted to this place while they were sleeping. Steven was the first to wake up and notice that he was in a metal room with an unknown blond girl flopped onto his chest and drooling onto his banana pajamas. Shenanigans ensue and they scramble to their feet, Star getting her wand and Steven getting in his bubble. Crona meanwhile was awake the whole time, but had decided not to move when they had been teleported as to not attract attention. That is until the two teens next to them started talking. Not knowing how to handle them talking, they complain to Ragnarok, who subsequently scolds Crona for not sticking to the plan. They also annoy their rper who is not used to writing in they them pronouns lol. 

Since the jig was up, Crona stands up and they have introductions. Ragnarok and Crona end up spooking Star and Steven over casual talks about eating souls, which is kinda taboo in other realities, though they are not aware of that.  

Next was our resident grouchy dragon kitty, Rouen Blackrose. Rouen was on the wrong end of a D&D session, and they were rolling nat20's all over his scaley hide before the universe decided him being in a metal box would be more his speed. Looking around the room, he was convinced that one of the d&d party members forcibly ejected his character from the session, and now he wants answers. @Arid_Blitz

Meanwhile it was getting all kinds of anime up over in the comics and jrpg corner of the room as three ladies were put into the lewdest position that site rules would probably allow, much to the chagrin of me who'd rather we not tow that line at all if possible. Homeboy does NOT want points thrown at his account for an rp. AFTER this awkwardness they introduce themselves to each other and exchange talks about continuity errors between their realities, like the whole Earth/Lost Jerusalem thing. @Lektra Bolt

Back in my corner of the room, Crona was having a hard time dealing with people popping in around them like popcorn. He could tell with his ability to see souls that wherever they were only had this room with the people in it. There was nobody outside this room that his soul perception could see at all. Star gets peeved off at Rouen and marches over to have a word with him, and Steven has an argument with Ragnarok about also having another person inside of himself. Namely Steven's mom. 

Sabir is watching all of these characters popping into this room, and sees Star going over to pick a fight with the dragon furry and he is understandably on edge. I'm sure the ARMTEK orientation did not cover what to do when one is in a room surrounded by beings from other dimensions. @Gabriel

 

Speaking of the Dragon furry, Rouen is still punch drunk from his D&D session and blearily tries to attack Star, though he's like seconds away from falling into unconsciousness and requiring saving rolls to stabilize himself. @Arid_Blitz

Starfire is irked at Shion and KOS MOS for not jumping in to save the little girl from the dragon furry, so she decides to do it herself, speeding to the rescue and bopping the kitty before whisking Star into the air and back to safty on the other side of the room. @Lektra Bolt

While this is happening, Spanish luchador spider woman who thinks she's a cat woman pops into the room and spanishes at people @Denim&Venom

@Arid_Blitz then faints. And everyone knows once they faint you cannot use a pokeball on it, you must leave it in the grass like all the others you knocked out while training for the next gym. Oh wait, wrong game. 

Star then fangirls at Starfire for having the nickname Star cause her name is Star too. Also Ragnarok horrifically bursts out of Crona's back to make a bad yo mamma joke in Steven's face in front of everyone to see, and then calls everyone stereotype names before demanding to know where the plot even is right now.   

 

and thaaaats what's happened so far. 

 

 

 

Edited November 19, 2017 by Buck Testa

[Gabriel 560]

Stuff's point on, but you got one super vital, life changing fact wrong. It's AMRTEK and not ARMTEK. 

Edit: Pronounced a bit like A.M.R-TEK

Edited November 19, 2017 by Gabriel

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I thought it was Amtrak and you were a conductor o3o

Joking of course 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

American military reserves tek

[Gabriel 560]

The truth.

But while A.M.R stands for American Mass Ration, (American Mass Ration Technologies being the full name) ARMTECH is a canon establishment that already exists in another universe. It's also a real life insurance company. 

Only reason why Sabir's name is not a long ass, impossible to say with a straight face unit number is because he is still somewhat of a freelancer, only doing jobs for the syndicate when dirty work is needed.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Clean the gutters, take out the trash, clean the kitty box, wash the vehicles

Dirty work 

Also don't mind me just being weird x.x 

[Gabriel 560]

Aye, clean the gutters, take out the trash, clean the kitty box, wash the vehicles, entertain the kids, kill the competition, round up civilians that did not sign up for monthly rations with dirt cheap prices, fight the monsters that escaped the biomechanical research facility, (Shark tigers, crocodile men and so on.) and sometimes fix the vending machine.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Gabriel looks at Rouen

"HOW did you get out of your pen?

[Gabriel 560]

There were no cat experiments conducted, and the results usually looked more grotesque than a perfectly fine looking cat man, that's why he's flabbergasted. But compared to everything else that is going down in that room it's pretty small.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

1 hour ago, Gabriel said:

Stuff's point on, but you got one super vital, life changing fact wrong. It's AMRTEK and not ARMTEK. 

Edit: Pronounced a bit like A.M.R-TEK

Blast my dyslexia lol 

1 hour ago, Lektra Bolt said:

Thanks for that! Unfortunately life decided I need to do things, so I'll post a work in progress then edit it on my phone during the day.

Yes it's meant to be that way, because I can do formatting better in PC (yes I know you can also format in mobile). The meat of the post will be Starfire, which is the part I'll be doing on mobile since it's the longest.

Sorry for the delay........

Want us to hold off posting until yours is finished? 

 

15 minutes ago, Gabriel said:

There were no cat experiments conducted, and the results usually looked more grotesque than a perfectly fine looking cat man, that's why he's flabbergasted. But compared to everything else that is going down in that room it's pretty small.

What DOES your character think about what's going down in the room? Since yours is the closest thing to grounded in reality we have. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Shoot it, if it moves again shoot it

[Gabriel 560]

30 minutes ago, Buck Testa said:

What DOES your character think about what's going down in the room? Since yours is the closest thing to grounded in reality we have. 

He's going to either A) Stay there, silently going insane until something happens to get his mind off of it or B ) curl into a fetal position on the metal ground and nibble on his thumb.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Internal screaming intensifies 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

1 hour ago, Gabriel said:

He's going to either A) Stay there, silently going insane until something happens to get his mind off of it or B ) curl into a fetal position on the metal ground and nibble on his thumb.

"Oh, I'm just in AMRTEK lockup... that's cool............wait why is that girl going over to the cat monster with a toy?! Is she crazy? .....Did....did that redhead woman just fly and knock that cat monster into the wall like a freight train.....Goddamn that kid is screaming really loud over thereJESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL?! OH GOD THAT KIDS BACK IS BOILING, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM OR HER OR WHATEVER?! OH FUCK SOMETHING IS COMING OUT OF THEM, SOMETHING IS PUSHING ITS WAY OUT OF THIS KID IN THIS CONFINED ROOM AND I GOT NOWHERE TO RUN TOO! IS THIS A QUARANTINE ?! AM I BEING QUARANTINED RIGHT NOW!? OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! HOW IS THAT GIANT MUSCLY THING HIDING INSIDE THAT KID HOLY SHIT! OH FUCK IT SAW ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" 

[Gabriel 560]

Heh, if the thing is that intimidating as you described, his body is probably going to pump a gallon of adrenaline into his system, which is the point where he becomes a screaming animal with guns. 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

1 minute ago, Gabriel said:

Heh, if the thing is that intimidating as you described, his body is probably going to pump a gallon of adrenaline into his system, which is the point where he becomes a screaming animal with guns. 

You'll be fine, one of us will just knock him out lol. 

 

Really it's just him coming out of the body that's the scary part, Ragnarok is shifts between comical to really creepy after that. 

[Gabriel 560]

To be honest, I might have something crazy planned out when Lektra finishes their post, now that I gave it a bit of thought.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

1 hour ago, Lektra Bolt said:

I think it turned out lovely, if a bit disjointed since Buck and I each have 3 characters and Ragnorock popping out of Crona is a big deal, as well as the princesses being themselves. That and Denim showed up as well. I guess once Gabe does his thing we can have something happen maybe?

We have a hodge podge of main characters getting unceremoniously dumped into a metal room with no rhyme or reason. The entire premise is disjointed lol. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

yeah as long as no one tries to neuter Rouen we should be fine o3o. ALSO I cant wait for my other person to show up HE will make you all either laugh cry or laugh till you cry o3o

[Skylord Nexus 527]

7 hours ago, Buck Testa said:

We have a hodge podge of main characters getting unceremoniously dumped into a metal room with no rhyme or reason. The entire premise is disjointed lol. 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

@Gabriel we just need your post, then I think it'll be ready for @Skylord Nexus to move the plot forward.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

I definitely think it's time to move the plot forward soon. There's only so much one can do in a metal room. 

[Skylord Nexus 527]

Totally random question which will definitely have no effect on anything: 1, 2, or 3?

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Just now, Skylord Nexus said:

Totally random question which will definitely have no effect on anything: 1, 2, or 3?

Lets go with 2 because reasons.