Ask Zecora

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

On 1/10/2021 at 6:55 PM, abrony-mouse said:

Dear Princess Zecora,

I have heard of ya

One thing I ask of you...

Where you're from, is there glue?

 

Everypony I ask

Looks aghast

 

Also do you find 

Yourself, at any time

Speaking just to rhyme  

 

a princess i am not as you can clearly see
i hail from the city of zebrat in distant Farasi
and yes like everywhere else there is glue
though why you'd ask that i have no clue

for me speaking and rhyhming are one and the same
and speaking to ones self, ain't that a shame?

[North Star 5,194]

Dear Princess Zecora,

Thanks for the answer!

 

Another question to be surmounted, 

What is the strangest ailment you have encountered?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

5 hours ago, abrony-mouse said:

Another question to be surmounted, 

What is the strangest ailment you have encountered?

poison joke is the strangest i suspect
it has for every pony a different effect

[North Star 5,194]

Have you ever stepped on that strange plant?

If so, did you turn into... an elephant?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

9 hours ago, abrony-mouse said:

Have you ever stepped on that strange plant?

If so, did you turn into... an elephant?

when i first moved here indeed i did
and to my horror of my stripes it hid
i tried all my potions but i could not rid
the terrible effects, i felt powerless like a kid

thankfully on it's own it wore off in a day
or i would have resorted in canned spray

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Dear Zecora,

Have you had a rap battle with Pinkie Pie?

[North Star 5,194]

Thanks for the answer to that question - I have another,

While in the land of ponies, have you ever had a lover?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

On 1/16/2021 at 1:59 AM, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Dear Zecora,

Have you had a rap battle with Pinkie Pie?

if you scroll up you'll see my rhyme slay them like cattle
the whole of ponivile i dissed in a rap battle                           (scoll up for reference)
but singleing the pink one out is scary i believe
you never know the next thing up her sleeve
 

23 hours ago, abrony-mouse said:

Thanks for the answer to that question - I have another,

While in the land of ponies, have you ever had a lover?

i do not think you should be asking this upright
didn't your parents teach you it is not polite?