MAKING SENSE IS BANNED FROM THIS THREAD.

[Krystal 1,468]

So anyway I was rappeling down a rope when suddenly Al-Qaeda forgot to put mushrooms in there car tires. So I had to climb all the way back up and skip the rope with my Auntie Francis. And so here I am... playing paddel ball on the left side of that ice cube in the most interesting man in the world's glass of Dos Equis.

[Senor Citizen 516]

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

What the buck did you just fucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pony warfare and I'm the top applebucker in the entire Equestrian Hoofed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with applebuckin' - the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot - The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can applebuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Apple family and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of Equestria, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking...horses. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestiadamned idiot. I will shit apples all over you and you will drown in it. You're bucking dead, filly.

[Nouth 495]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[The Awesome One 1,314]

But why are the muffins gone to hell?

[Nouth 495]

That's the most important piece of evidence ! Write that down Sherlock !

[Krystal 1,468]

My eyeballs are full of banana flavored mini vans

[Sky 746]

This sentence makes sense, but it lacks a point, therefore it doesn't.

 

sense makes it means which point no is there that is sentence the of point the

[Krystal 1,468]

My head is full of pony and I hate it!

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought --

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'

He chortled in his joy.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

Min svävare är full med ålar

 

Tó aeroploíon emón enkheleíōn plērés estin

 

Wǒ de qìdiànchuán chōngmǎn le shànyú

 

ḥawwāmtī mumtil'ah bi'anqalaysūn

 

Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey

 

Mi banca lleno di malabanos

 

Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan

 

amar hovercraft eel-e bhorti hoye gechhe

 

Plena anguillis est navis volans mea

[Nouth 495]

Min svävare är full med ålar

 

Tó aeroploíon emón enkheleíōn plērés estin

 

Wǒ de qìdiànchuán chōngmǎn le shànyú

 

ḥawwāmtī mumtil'ah bi'anqalaysūn

 

Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey

 

Mi banca lleno di malabanos

 

Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan

 

amar hovercraft eel-e bhorti hoye gechhe

 

Plena anguillis est navis volans mea

 

Oh, aren't you making this thread out of sense, are you my little dear ?

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Oh, aren't you making this thread out of sense, are you my little dear ?

 

Of course; where's the fun in making sense, hun~?

[Nouth 495]

Of course; where's the fun in making sense, hun~?

 

That reminds me, would'nt you fancy a tea of cup, dear ?

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

There are giant jelly donuts with teeth attacking Rari-zilla on planet Markarth in the Airedge system. Rari-zilla is now pinned down by the forces of the dreadnaughts of Jellis-2, but she is firing giant rabid and robotic weasels. Hummus is the only thing that can save the donut forces.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

That reminds me, would'nt you fancy a tea of cup, dear ?

 

Oh, goodness, I would love one.

[I_wesley125 393]

Quite a bit of cursing in this:

 

I'll straight eat the back half of a goat while the

fron half still brethin motherfucker you skinny faggots

wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches

 

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium

bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic

swollow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked

turkey down my fucking throat fuckin feet and all of you fuckin busters

 

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out

into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't

give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german [racism 1] eat mustard

that shits like fuckin parsley to me

 

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

 

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

What the buck did you just fucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pony warfare and I'm the top applebucker in the entire Equestrian Hoofed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with applebuckin' - the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot - The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can applebuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Apple family and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of Equestria, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking...horses. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestiadamned idiot. I will shit apples all over you and you will drown in it. You're bucking dead, filly.

 

You win 1000 internets.

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

Politics.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

You win 1000 internets.

 

<3

[Rochambo 88]

I DID NOT MEAN

 

(HE DID NOT MEAN)

 

TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

 

(to blow your mind)

 

BUT THAT S*** HAPPENS TO ME ALLLLLLL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Viridian Daybreak 65]

The waving accountant's definition of climbing jelly objects to baskets. However, the baskets are not at all like the peanut butter milkshake the accountant hired yesterday morning. Thus the civilization adjacent to the fancy bowl is the basket's ancestor. And let's hope the bowl is not the accountant's cousin.

 

Dangit my neighbor's frying pan doesn't like me anymore? Thank you.

Edited June 29, 2012 by Viridian Daybreak

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Remember, if someone you love is sick, get their cat to drink disinfectants. It will clean out their appendages well and make the furniture smell great. Edited June 29, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Monstermistress 8]

HAVE

[Jokuc 8,172]