Cagey 4,257 May 16, 2020 Share May 16, 2020 “If the moon tells you something, (dramatic pause) believe it.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 23,020 May 16, 2020 Share May 16, 2020 "Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" 1 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus 3,042 May 16, 2020 Share May 16, 2020 It's treason, then... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woohoo 35,077 May 16, 2020 Share May 16, 2020 "Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit!" 1 Sig by Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 May 16, 2020 Share May 16, 2020 I have been falling for thirty minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,732 May 17, 2020 Share May 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 May 17, 2020 Share May 17, 2020 "Do you realise what you've done? You've taken a woman who loves you, one of the great woman on the face of this earth, and thrown her away. I've lost her too, but I'll get over it because I am shallow and self-centred, but you, because you are complex, you will suffer terrible angst for the rest of your life – this is turning out to be a pretty good day!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 May 17, 2020 Share May 17, 2020 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 "Mozart? Mozart is dead, his troubles are over, help ME ..." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 May 19, 2020 Share May 19, 2020 Cloudy: "What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv?" Irv: "Forty-seven hundred ninety-five pounds." Cloudy: "You sure?" Irv: "That’s what it was, forty-seven hundred ninety-five pounds when it came into the shop." Cloudy: "Owner's manual says four thousand six hundred seventy-five, that’s a hundred twenty pounds overweight. And when it was booked into Marseilles it was four seven nine five, that’s still a hundred twenty pounds overweight, Jimmy’s gotta be right!" Irv: "Listen, I ripped everything out of there, except the rocker panels!" Popeye: "Oh come on Irv what the hell is that!?" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 May 21, 2020 Share May 21, 2020 "Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 May 21, 2020 Share May 21, 2020 When I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woohoo 35,077 May 24, 2020 Share May 24, 2020 "Two words: Sput-Nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with... space toys." 1 Sig by Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 May 24, 2020 Share May 24, 2020 Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpittyPie2005 3,952 May 25, 2020 Share May 25, 2020 "Sorry I called you a gapped-tooth bitch. It's not your fault your so gap toothed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 May 25, 2020 Share May 25, 2020 "You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woohoo 35,077 May 25, 2020 Share May 25, 2020 "There's no crying in baseball!" 2 Sig by Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpittyPie2005 3,952 May 25, 2020 Share May 25, 2020 "Seriously? The talking dog's the weird part about all this?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 May 27, 2020 Share May 27, 2020 Don't fire the gun while you're talking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpittyPie2005 3,952 May 28, 2020 Share May 28, 2020 "Trisha, this song is for you: I don't fuck with you! You little stupid-ass bitch, I ain't fucking with chu!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Gallagher 33,624 May 30, 2020 Share May 30, 2020 Groovy. Signature made by the amazing @Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 June 2, 2020 Share June 2, 2020 "I used to hook my drives but now I slice my putts" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 June 3, 2020 Share June 3, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,362 June 8, 2020 Share June 8, 2020 "Oh you ain't gonna to do nuthin'! Just stand there and shut up." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,732 June 11, 2020 Share June 11, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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