Post a Random TV Quote

[Cwanky 17,576]

Dead mares tell no lies.

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Look, I'm sorry I gave you a dirty pillow... and that your meatball tree never grew."

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

Sweetie Belle doesn't like popular music.

 

 

[Cash In 22,295]

"What? He was gonna blow up the ship!"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"And what about sleeping? I mean, if a person sleeps way too long, they're gonna wake up in a pile of their own poop."

[BroomsNHops 260]

"How do you clean a clam if it's sealed?"

"You f@#4 run it under cold water"

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

Dale Gribble is a moron.

 

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Another quote from Sam & Cat

[Number62 1,258]

Where'd you come from?!

Mother Russia, by way of Mother Africa!

Wow, two moms and still so ill-behaved?

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I went to camp with a girl named Louise. She pooped in the lake. She tried to blame it on a fish. But I knew."

[Cwanky 17,576]

Don't mess with dolls. Actually, don't even play with them or think about owning them. Just don't.

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

Geez Bart Simpson is annoying.

 

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Edited October 5, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Number62 1,258]

The name's Lobo. That's L as in 'lacerate', O as in 'obliterate', B as in 'disembowel', and O as in, uh... ah, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, what do you think?

[Cwanky 17,576]

@Sparklefan1234 If you should die before you wake...

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

@Cwanky Speaking of scaring Bart moments. 

 

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

It's the most fun in the park, when you're laughing in the dark! 

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Cat: "Well, we have to find out where this babysitter guy lives."

Sam: "You mean 5677 Barfield Drive?"

Cat: "No, we need his address." 

[Nsxile 26,930]

"Only the paranoid survive"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Just take your bat and go outside to your hitting tree."

[Cwanky 17,576]

For once, I’d listen to the creepy clown.

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude or anything. You guys are just really annoying."

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

"She is the healthiest member of her species I have ever seen. She is the only member of her species I have ever seen. You have a lovely brain. It will make a fine addition to our files."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"When I have friends come to L. A. I like to take them on a tour where famous people died. Or where I feel they will die."

Edited October 9, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Cwanky 17,576]

What’s equally scary is you don’t know where his plunger’s been.