Post a Random TV Quote

[Number62 1,258]

I can't believe he didn't suspect a trap. See what happens when you don't watch enough television?

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

Eleanor: "Hey, Tahani. This room is filled with some of the most interesting people that ever lived. Chat them up, learn about their lives, then... meet back here so that we can make fun of them."

Tahani: "Eleanor Shellstrop. I have been training for this day my entire life."

*they high five*

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Janet, my digital queen.

Janet, we can dare to dream.

Send nu** pics of your heart to me

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS RULE!"

[Number62 1,258]

You're staying here. That venom almost killed you.

So?

So, you're staying here.

[Cwanky 17,602]

        

[Number62 1,258]

You have failed this city!

[Sparklefan1234 172,986]

Applejack:

 

"Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight, a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like makin' new friends!"

[Phosphor 11,532]

"What's the big idea? Who's throwing stuff?"

"YIPE! It's that babe with the nuclear hairdo!"

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful."

Edited January 28, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

"More guys should be bi! It's 2018, it's like, get over yourselves!"

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

Just now, Renegade the Unicorn said:

"More guys should be bi! It's 2018, it's like, get over yourselves!"

(I love you for posting this.)

"Jeremey Bearimy, baby. We'll get through this, and and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the "i" forever."

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

Guy: Do you want to see God?
Chidi: God is dead! God remains dead, and we killed him! Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?
Guy: I just wanted to sell you drugs, but you made it weird!

Edited January 29, 2020 by Renegade the Unicorn

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

@Renegade the Unicorn

Eleanor: "Okay. I understand and am cool with it."

Chidi: "You're lying right now, aren't you?"

Eleanor: "Yes. I wanna strangle you."

[Sparklefan1234 172,986]

Dewey: I didn't understand what was happening or what the bad guy was doing or even who the bad guy was.

Scrooge: [Slams his fists on the table] I knew he needed a moustache!

[Number62 1,258]

Now, once again, what are you doing here? And please, don't fall off the building this time.

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

Eleanor: "And the award for Hottest Savior of the Week goes to... Eleanor Shellstrop! Thank you, I accept."

Michael: "I never win Hottest "

Eleanor: "I don't know what to tell you, man. Maybe do some squats? Pop that booty a little bit?"

 

[Number62 1,258]

Remember, there might be some momentary discomfort.

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Sentimental flashback time is over you stupid bunny-loving bi***! If you don't throw that thing I'm tossing you!"

[Matrix Twang 338]

"What are you? An idiot sandwich."

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"If you don't wear this, I'll walk around naked."

[Cwanky 17,602]

              

[Number62 1,258]

A secret elevator to a private library. Not only does this guy have too much time and too much money, he's a geek, too.

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"What's that, Sheriff? You think that vest makes Old Man Clanton look like a dumb... cactus... buzzard?" 

 

Edited February 6, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Sparklefan1234 172,986]

"Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet"

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

Eleanor: Are we sure we should be listening to these guys? It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?

Chidi: ...Plato!