Post a Random TV Quote

[flutterJackdash 218]

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine.
But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries...
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.

Daddy,
Do you even love me?
Well, I wish you'd show it,
'Cause I wouldn't know it.

What kind of dad eats his daughter's fries,
And doesn't even look her in the eyes?
Daddy, there were tears there.
If you saw them would you even care?

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=028YMRMLZiA

 

[outlaw_f0x 151]

On 2022-09-24 at 12:01 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

"I am the one who knocks!" 

OMG BREAKING BAD *SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS*

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=loIUe1oXWHU

 

[Number62 1,258]

"Who needs those judges anyway? I'm taking my creation directly to the people. One bite of my "Stinky Pile of Poo," and they'll be hooked!"

"Listen, sir, that's a terrible name!"

"It was my mother's maiden name."

"Yeah, but still-"

"I love my mother, the name stays! It's gonna be great! You'll see."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hFt4sBG96s

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"You also won the war with the pretzel vendor."

"$10.00 for BREAD and SALT and I'm the villain?!"

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4dX21Fzmw

 

[Dark Horse 12,961]

"Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine. I thought I'd check with you before I kill the man."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Oh, come on, we're gonna play "Pin the tail on the black cat!"

"Eh, pass. Sounds like animal cruelty."

"It's not a real cat."

"Well, now I feel like I'm being duped."

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

Random scooby doo lines! 

"Zoinks Scoob!" 

"Ruh Roh Raggy!" 

"Jinkies!" 

"Jeepers!" 

"Let's split up and look for clues" "Shaggy and Scooby you'll be bait!" "Traps" 
 

And of course:

"Would you do it for a Scooby snack?" 

 

okay it's mostly catchphrases  

[Cwanky 17,576]

             

[Number62 1,258]

Don't you read the news? It was only ten years ago.

I was seven.

[Cwanky 17,576]

                    

[flutterJackdash 218]

I have stood next to death, and people liked him better.

[Flutterstep 47,073]

Dexter, how long have you been keeping this lab a secret from me... 

'Cus I'm just crazy about Labrador Retrievers! 

[Cwanky 17,576]

                   

[flutterJackdash 218]

ID badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

[Happy Heart 330]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdQEJNBWsAUBF1r.png

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Kimmy, this man put you through Hell! Cheating on you or whatever."

"He kidnapped me."

"I said "or whatever.""

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntH9awBKU70

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

                  

[Tao 7,736]

Sam Rutherford: No. It's creative estimating. When you get an assignment, you exaggerate how long its gonna take, then you're a hero when it's done early.

[Number62 1,258]

You can split your time between the surface and the sea, but not your mind. Either you're here 100% or you need to walk away. Make a decision, Kaldur, and make it soon.