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[Happy Heart 449]

King of the Hill: No More Elves At the Table - YouTube

 

[DubWolf 20,164]

“I call this one, the whollllle enchilada !”

[Happy Heart 449]

"He ain't so stuck up once you get to--"

BOOM!

 

[DubWolf 20,164]

“Okie dokie lokie …”

[Tropical Melody 8,467]

"That was the Pope? The feller in the art gallery?"

"The Vatican!"

"All the same I wouldn't say he was a celebrity in the true sense of the word."

"The Pope is God's representative on earth."

"You'd think he'd be taller."

 

[Happy Heart 449]

"You're supposed to be tasting them!"
 

 

[Happy Heart 449]

Every time I open my heart.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/qPGaWAfIlz8

[Tropical Melody 8,467]

"And what else do you see?"

"I don't see anything else until the police arrive and prise me off the window"

 

[Happy Heart 449]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aFY_P67NAzk&pp=ygUTYm9iJ3MgYnVyZ2VycyB0ZWRkeQ%3D%3D

 

Edited October 4 by Happy Heart

[Happy Heart 449]

"Still blind, huh? Or are you fakin'?"
 

 

[KPackratt 1,370]

Oh, I got my braces off... with my dad's pliers.

[Happy Heart 449]

"Dale, you're just goin' "Pst, pst, pst"."
 

 

[Happy Heart 449]

"It's amazing. To an unsuspecting baby, almost anything can become a weapon..."

"For example, this weapon."

[Sparklefan1234 185,389]

"Air getting thinner. Hard to breathe." 

"Well then, stop sucking up all the good air, fat boy!" 

[KPackratt 1,370]

"Say something you're embarrassed about, but say it with confidence!"

"My grandma still makes me sit in a car seat!"

"A-ha! I got you now!"

"Oh shoot- I mean, hey Liam!"

[Happy Heart 449]

Futurama - Wait, that's not good news at all

 

 

[DubWolf 20,164]

"We have to do something..."

"Coco!"

"Who you gonna call?"

"CO, CO-CO!" (ghost, busters!)

"They've been out of business for years."
 

It's from the Foster's Home Halloween special. I didn't get it then, but people who understood the context and syllables will get it.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,110]

On 2025-10-04 at 1:30 PM, Tropical Melody said:

"And what else do you see?"

"I don't see anything else until the police arrive and prise me off the window"

 

...I got a good thirty minutes out of that last tube of super glue.

[Happy Heart 449]

"Look, Smithers. Garbo is coming!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJNobg5tjs&pp=ygUdbG9vayBzbWl0aGVycyBnYXJibyBpcyBjb21pbmc%3D

 

[DubWolf 20,164]

“You’re not even human.”

”I know, but I’m not, a kid!”

[Happy Heart 449]

Hal fixing a lightbulb (Malcolm in the Middle S03E06)