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[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

“Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.” - Dale Gribble 

[Cwanky 17,576]

14 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

“Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.” - Dale Gribble 

            

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

"Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak!"

[Castle Bleck 19,351]

"You take that sauce, and I'll kill you."

[Cwanky 17,576]

12 minutes ago, Anti-Villain said:

"You take that sauce, and I'll kill you."

 

[Number62 1,258]

              

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Caroline: "You can't spell "focus" without "us.""

Max: "Or, F-U."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"You look like a lesbian I made out with once on a dare."

[Number62 1,258]

             

[Fritzy 1,691]

Obligatory text to fill in posting requirement. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Remind me to never play poker with you guys."

[SomeponySparkle 245]

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.”

[Oleks 1,993]

"All my jokes are cries for help."

 

[Pandora 38,017]

“Say hello to my little friend!”

[Cwanky 17,576]

     

[Number62 1,258]

               

[Fritzy 1,691]

Spoiler

posting for character limit 

 

[Number62 1,258]

I must say these last minute upsets you keep handing me are becoming...irritating.

[Cwanky 17,576]

23 minutes ago, Number62 said:

I must say these last minute upsets you keep handing me are becoming...irritating.

[Number62 1,258]

The R.E.G.I.S. Mark V is invincible. No weapon forged by such a primitive species can defeat R.E.G.I.S., which is invincible.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Candace: "That's it! I'm dreaming!"

Jeremy: "That would explain the talking Zebra."

Candace: "Nah. I see him all the time."

[Number62 1,258]

              

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

"Shut up, Dale." - Hank Hill

[Cwanky 17,576]

                

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

"He called me 'Greenhorn'. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had."