Post a Random TV Quote

[Flutterstep 47,063]

Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. 

[Astralshy 26,345]

"And then I said oatmeal are you crazy"

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"It wasn't a booty call."

"I think everyone knows that if it's after 2:30, the call is for the dirty."

[Number62 1,258]

What am me?!

Bizarro, that's what you am.

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnT1Qr1BU00

 

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmErFIou0k

 

[Number62 1,258]

After I caught the gorilla, it told me that-

The gorilla talked to you?

Yeah, right after I stopped his car.

I'm supposed to believe this?

Hey, we both got a Martian's number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.

[Cwanky 17,562]

   

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcT4Hsx7VQ

 

[Number62 1,258]

No offense guys, but even my boredom is bored.

[Happy Heart 322]

13 hours ago, Number62 said:

No offense guys, but even my boredom is bored.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRAEsGbziEs

 

[Number62 1,258]

I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something soul shattering.

[Cwanky 17,562]

On 2023-01-05 at 7:26 AM, Happy Heart said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRAEsGbziEs

 

 

[Happy Heart 322]

https://preview.redd.it/chvgb5h2nsh81.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=70d148ae674f72aad8cac7279069839718aaaf8b

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gnezI2hOXA

 

[Number62 1,258]

         

[Cwanky 17,562]

              

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wk0aGhdo3I0

 

[Number62 1,258]

        

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Are you a magnet? 'Cause I'm attracted to you."

[Number62 1,258]

What do you care about some leggy dame in nylons, or have I answered my own question?

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Hey, Lisa. Wanna become a ghost? It's tons of fun!"

"I don't know. What do I have to do?"

"Die."

"I think I'll pass..."

Edited February 23, 2023 by Emerald Heart

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n03kKCbXhWc

 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlUKsKEpUIQ

 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Yes! Awesome! Woo! I FAILED! Why am I cheering about that?"