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[Happy Heart 339]

https://youtu.be/iK-cuNuCjp4?si=qgcprneme_n5Osps

 

[Emerald Heart 24,945]

"Oh, that's setting a great example. What do you think would've happened if Marie Curie had given up?"

"She wouldn't have died of radiation poisoning."

"How on Earth did you know that?"

"You talk about her a lot. Until I saw her on that stamp, I thought she was your girlfriend."

[Happy Heart 339]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1HYg3ACRg1o?si=MJlbDtG9QqKzFsfT

 

[Happy Heart 339]

https://youtu.be/RaluK1gzqdU?si=h23i-GkOPA1o9laj

 

[Emerald Heart 24,945]

Emdroid: "What you have is a wife who loves you. I'm the woman you fell in love with, Paul."

Emma: "Well you did it using my face and my name! I'm the woman you should be in love with!"

Emdroid: "But she doesn't love you back!"

Emma: "Who knows? I just met him! He looks alright!"

Edited August 26, 2024 by Emerald Heart

[Snow 7,690]

"Now we've gone and done it, slept right though 'til daylight..."

[Emerald Heart 24,945]

"I don't like her. Her eyes are too far apart, and she smells and she hit me."

"She can't!"

"Well, she wanted to. She's a baddie."

[Iforgotmybrain 5,879]

“There you go, kick a man when he’s down!”

‘Jimmy, you are always down.’

”…”

Edited October 8, 2024 by Iforgotmybrain

[Happy Heart 339]

Reason number one why we can't have King of the Hill without Johnny Hardwick...

Because then we wouldn't have this:

 

 

[Cwanky 17,609]

On 2023-08-16 at 6:00 PM, Iforgotmybrain said:

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

 

[Emerald Heart 24,945]

"There's no dinosaurs?"

"No. As soon as I got there I was like "where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like "we know.  Jesus broke in and stole them."'

"Ugh."

[Happy Heart 339]

https://youtu.be/LOMn06mIKvM?si=G5EKQWjQDWW3wfsq

 

[Happy Heart 339]

https://youtu.be/fUc8rUYXg_U?si=GbhLucfUrIZySM2E

 

[Tao 8,190]

"The ordinary days that we live in may, in fact, be a series of miracles."

[Emerald Heart 24,945]

"I didn't come here to make friends but I'd like to."

[Iforgotmybrain 5,879]

“You think this is bad? This? This chicanery?”

[Tao 8,190]

"Nothing terrifies me. Because nothing is beyond my ability to change"

[Cwanky 17,609]

       

[Happy Heart 339]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH9t2JreP0I

 

[KPackratt 390]

"Do any of you care about the environment?"

"I do, I save paper by never reading books!"

[Happy Heart 339]

3 hours ago, KPackratt said:

"Do any of you care about the environment?"

"I do, I save paper by never reading books!"

 

[Happy Heart 339]

Simpsons - Wash Myself With A Rag On A Stick (from "King Size Homer")

U-huh-huh-huh! Nyee-hee-hee. Whooo-oo-ooo!