Derpy Pon-3 5,650 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 This game is simple, one person presents a problem then the next person says how the problem can be solved... with a chainsaw. Example: Person 1: I’m trapped in an empty room with no doors or windows Person 2: cut a hole through the wall with a chainsaw I know it’s kind of weird but just roll with it I’ll start: A flat tire 3 What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,073 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 Cut it off with a chainsaw. I need to shave my face. 2 This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,270 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 I WOULD IF THIS DURN THINGS WOULD START!!!! *Keeps yanking on the rope to no avail* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,073 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 So the problem is the chainsaw won't start? Tie the cord to another chainsaw. Problem: I'm thirsty. 1 This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy Pon-3 5,650 December 25, 2019 Author Share December 25, 2019 Melt the chainsaw and drink it My dog ran away What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,270 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 Cut off his legs so he cant run anywhere! Problem solved! (bit dark sorry) Car fell in ice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy Pon-3 5,650 December 25, 2019 Author Share December 25, 2019 cut up the ice with a chainsaw, sell the cut up ice, buy a new car with ice money I'm out of cereal 1 What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey 4,248 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 Threaten your neighbors with the chainsaw to get cereal from them. You need to wrap presents. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy Pon-3 5,650 December 25, 2019 Author Share December 25, 2019 cut up the presents so you don't have any more presents to wrap your headphones stopped working 2 What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,270 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 Throw them in the air and use the chainsaw as a bat at full throttle! Bathtub has a leak! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy Pon-3 5,650 December 25, 2019 Author Share December 25, 2019 (edited) cover the leak up with a chainsaw my table broke Edited December 25, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3 2 What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,270 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 Just now, Derpy Pon-3 said: cover the leak up with a chainsaw Forgot to put the next problem! XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,270 December 25, 2019 Share December 25, 2019 Use the chainsaw as a hammer to fix it! XD My computer is on fire! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,319 December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 Use the air from the spinning blade to put out the fire My house is flooding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherem 4,807 December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 (edited) cut your house's walls to let the water outside My social life is ending! Edited December 28, 2019 by Sherem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,373 December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 Bruh I can only think of dark endings I lost my hedgehog Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,319 December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 Cut down all the hedges to find yourself another hedgehog to replace it My car is frozen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,108 December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 Rest a chainsaw on top and let the heat and vibration remove the ice. The the blades to chip off any remaining frost. My chainsaw is frozen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,319 December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 Rest your other chainsaw on top of your frozen chainsaw and let the heat and vibration remove the ice My fence is broken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lulaypp 2,555 December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 Replace the broken fence with a chainsaw (bonus of scaring people away with Chainsaw Fences). My printer turned sentient and would not print anything. 2 Comic Sans Is Awesomer Than You Think Bersama Kita Berjuang, Bersama Kita Tentukan Masa Hadapan, Kita Masih Di Sini I was already missing before the night I left, Me and my shadow and my regrets, Who am I? Invisible 𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓕𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓤𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵, 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓵, 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓗𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic_Moonwalker 52 December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 donate the chainsaw to him and make him happy I can´t sleep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,108 January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 Use your chainsaw as a pillow. I’m hungry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,319 January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 Use the chainsaw to cut down branches with non-poisonous berries on them I'm stuck in a hole 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy Pon-3 5,650 January 3, 2020 Author Share January 3, 2020 Use a pile of chainsaws to climb your way out i can’t find my chainsaw 2 What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lulaypp 2,555 January 4, 2020 Share January 4, 2020 Threaten it to reveal itself with a chainsaw. My cat is dying. 1 Comic Sans Is Awesomer Than You Think Bersama Kita Berjuang, Bersama Kita Tentukan Masa Hadapan, Kita Masih Di Sini I was already missing before the night I left, Me and my shadow and my regrets, Who am I? Invisible 𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓕𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓤𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵, 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓵, 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓗𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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