Every problem can be solved with a chainsaw

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

This game is simple, one person presents a problem then the next person says how the problem can be solved... with a chainsaw.

Example:

Person 1: I’m trapped in an empty room with no doors or windows

Person 2: cut a hole through the wall with a chainsaw

I know it’s kind of weird but just roll with it

I’ll start:

A flat tire

[Brony Number 42 9,931]

Cut it off with a chainsaw.

I need to shave my face. 

[Oblivion 20,265]

I WOULD IF THIS DURN THINGS WOULD START!!!! *Keeps yanking on the rope to no avail* 

[Brony Number 42 9,931]

So the problem is the chainsaw won't start? Tie the cord to another chainsaw.

Problem: I'm thirsty.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Melt the chainsaw and drink it

My dog ran away

[Oblivion 20,265]

Cut off his legs so he cant run anywhere! Problem solved! (bit dark sorry)

Car fell in ice

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

cut up the ice with a chainsaw, sell the cut up ice, buy a new car with ice money

I'm out of cereal

[Cagey 4,207]

Threaten your neighbors with the chainsaw to get cereal from them. 

You need to wrap presents.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

cut up the presents so you don't have any more presents to wrap

your headphones stopped working

[Oblivion 20,265]

Throw them in the air and use the chainsaw as a bat at full throttle!

Bathtub has a leak! 

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

cover the leak up with a chainsaw

my table broke

Edited December 25, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[Oblivion 20,265]

Just now, Derpy Pon-3 said:

cover the leak up with a chainsaw

Forgot to put the next problem! XD

[Oblivion 20,265]

Use the chainsaw as a hammer to fix it! XD

My computer is on fire! 

[Nsxile 25,675]

Use the air from the spinning blade to put out the fire  

My house is flooding 

[Sherem 4,807]

cut your house's walls to let the water outside

My social life is ending!

Edited December 28, 2019 by Sherem

[DubWolf 16,619]

Bruh I can only think of dark endings  

I lost my hedgehog 

[Nsxile 25,675]

Cut down all the hedges to find yourself another hedgehog to replace it 

My car is frozen 

[Flutterstep 46,292]

Rest a chainsaw on top and let the heat and vibration remove the ice. The the blades to chip off any remaining frost. 

My chainsaw is frozen. 

[Nsxile 25,675]

Rest your other chainsaw on top of your frozen chainsaw and let the heat and vibration remove the ice 

My fence is broken 

[Lulaypp 2,554]

Replace the broken fence with a chainsaw (bonus of scaring people away with Chainsaw Fences).

 

My printer turned sentient and would not print anything.

[Lunatic_Moonwalker 52]

donate the chainsaw to him and make him happy

I can´t sleep

[Flutterstep 46,292]

Use your chainsaw as a pillow. 

I’m hungry.

[Nsxile 25,675]

Use the chainsaw to cut down branches with non-poisonous berries on them 

I'm stuck in a hole 

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Use a pile of chainsaws to climb your way out

 

i can’t find my chainsaw

[Lulaypp 2,554]

Threaten it to reveal itself with a chainsaw.

My cat is dying.