What’s the worst thing you’ve brought home after a night out?

[Reecejackox 406]

maybe a traffic cone or a tattoo etc

 

i would say a ripped shirt.

[SharpWit 2,702]

I don't know about a night out other than this random large, dirty, torn cloth that somehow found its way into my back back after staying at a friends house last Halloween.  I still have it now, cleaned of course, even after moving because it helps catch spills when emptying fish tanks.

The worst thing I've brought home ever would either be a dead bat or rat skull. The bat was on the side of the road completely dried out from the sun after having been hit by a car or something, and I thought it'd be cool to preserve. I wrapped it up in a grocery bag amd it sat on my desk forgotten for months. The rat skull was from a rat I had seen as fresh roadkill and as time went on there was nothing left but bones. I poked at them with a stick and decided to take the skull. I put it in a jar of bleach since I didn't have alcohol and it turned out some maggots were living inside of it and crawled out and died, so that was disgusting. 

I swear I don't make a habit of bringing dead things home, I just like having the idea of having a late 19th century display set up with my books, specimens and old things. My parents don't know about either of these things but they know I do weird stuff, lol.

[Oblivion 20,268]

Ummmm, I gotta keep this SFW so. AHEM no comment! 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

A bad attitude. I don't get out much, especially at night. Considering I don't drink either, I'm always aware of what I'm doing, so I'm less prone to make rash decisions for when I do go out.

[Tao 7,925]

Hmmmm books, I went on a random drunk buying of books online like a month ago. (I ordered 6 of them)

[ShadOBabe 19,009]

What is this “night out”?

[TheRockARockster 52,055]

I brought home a lot of little gadgets and a bunch of random crap from one of the machines that I was playing on.

[Sphinx-Ara 3,571]

A cold..or Flu, you know..going out feeling fine, then coming home sick..not fun

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

Dysentery. That's what the doctors say it is, anyway!

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

No shirt and a can of Miller Lite. Yeah that was fun. 

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

I brought myself.....

[Treeglow Flicker 13,785]

A really shitty t-shirt that was won in a pub quiz that my two half-brothers dragged me along for. They only wanted me there because they needed a team of three. I just sort of sat there most of the night feeling completely out of place. Then they won and suddenly I have t-shirt that I am never going to wear.

[Splashee 28,566]

A hangover 🤣 no, I don't drink. I do carry home anything of value, no matter how bulky the item is