Deidre Asada 163 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 (edited) A group of archaeologist discover a skull in Italy and they believe it could be the first ever vampire to ever be discover. http://www.telegraph...ear-Venice.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkvJI4Y-dE&feature=related Edited June 6, 2012 by Deidre Asada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrFrog 928 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Like the article said. If burying supposed vampires like this was common during those times. How is it that this was the first one that was forensically examined? "Never give no manipulative bitch the benefit of the doubt" - Compa's grandpa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,335 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 (edited) Remember one of those times? Like when someone discovered a pygmy elephant skull, he claimed that he found a cyclop? I believe it's one of those times It's not a real vampire as in blood-drinking one like those in the movies tho E: inb4 twilight saga fans goes to Italy Edited June 6, 2012 by Dreamwalker 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoid Libby 1,265 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Yes. A Wampir skull in daylight. #legit FORUM GODDAMMIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Literally Snails 2,307 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Italian vampires... Could italian attractive werewolves be far behind? Previously known as: Supahsnail, Snails, SnailZOID, Snails (The Beautiful), The Beautiful Snailzuki, Pretty Koenma, SecretAgentSnails, Topaz, SnailZOID Reynolds, SnailZOID Cage, and Snails The Klayman Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7ks7cTevfRojdvkwD5yROg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roomforapony 285 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 That's a super cool find, but vampires aren't real. Especially since it was mostly women they found to be the vampires. Someone probably wanted to get revenge on some woman they didn't like so they filed her teeth to look like that and then presented her to whoever the people who upheld the law were. Or she had that disease that makes your teeth very pointed and sharp, grinded their teeth at night, or just were born that way (I've had a few friends whose teeth were like a shark's. Their dentists filed them down). It's fun to think that cool beings like vampires existed, but there is a reasonable explanation for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 (edited) That was just an abusive husband who put a brick in his wife's mouth to shut her up. She continued annoying him, so he threw her into a river and let her drown. Medieval logic, amiright? Edited August 19, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter 1,942 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Vampires don't exist. They just don't. It's impossible. Now if you found supposed evidence of a Bigfoot body, I'd believe you in a second. After all, is it really that hard to believe that there's just a North American mountain ape that hasn't been discovered yet? (Why do all my posts turn into off topic rants?) how even is otter and how can it be if Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankveld 4,952 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 I'm tired of all the dumb articles with blown out of proportion titles. "VAMPIRE SKULL!!!" "ZOMBIE ATTACK!!" -.-' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 802 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 I'm tired of all the dumb articles with blown out of proportion titles. "VAMPIRE SKULL!!!" "ZOMBIE ATTACK!!" -.-' I for one find them to be quite hilarious, a few kids in my school are absolutely terrified of the zombie thing, it's like the whole 2012 nonsense, it isn't real but it sure is funny seeing those who believe it get terrified. 1 Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,427 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 It's probably just some disposed mafioso with dental problems Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBDash 176 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 That looks like a normal skull with a brick shoved in the mouth. Don't see anything that makes it a vampire. And a human-sized hematophag (hematovore? couldn't find the proper word) would be impossible to survive without magic (which, last time I checked didn't exist) as blood is not very nutritious. Vampire bats, the biggest (or second biggest after lampreys) and only endothermic blood drinker needs to drink blood EVERY 2 DAYS or it dies. It's just not nutritous. Not to mention the time a human need to evolve the abilitiy to accept and digest others blood (don't think 100,000 years would cut it), and survive long enough to have offspring which carry its genes Vampires don't exist. They just don't. It's impossible. Now if you found supposed evidence of a Bigfoot body, I'd believe you in a second. After all, is it really that hard to believe that there's just a North American mountain ape that hasn't been discovered yet? (Why do all my posts turn into off topic rants?) A North American ape would need to arrive through the Russia-Alaska land bridge that existed during the Ice Age. Humans only passed because we were smart (or dumb) enough to survive the cold with clothes and lucky enough to find the land bridge. I don't see a non-humanoid ape, which only live in tropical weather, crossing the land bridge, evolving bipedality within a 10-20 thousand year span, and escaping both the fossil record and human records. 51 states of America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,093 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Ummm... Did anybody read the article? They didn't even say it was a vampire, all they said was that they found someone who people thought was a vampire hundreds of years ago. But of course, the skull is probably going to reanimate in a few nights, regenerate its body, and start a vampire apocalypse. I mean, that's just common sense. 6 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah 3,182 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Fact: Count Dracula was real, he was the king of Transylvania, and was booted off the throne and executed. He was buried in a montasary, which was excavated in 1931, nothing there. Is it possible, this is the real count Dracula that was moved here in Italy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemboi 127 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 Ummm... Did anybody read the article? They didn't even say it was a vampire, all they said was that they found someone who people thought was a vampire hundreds of years ago. But of course, the skull is probably going to reanimate in a few nights, regenerate its body, and start a vampire apocalypse. I mean, that's just common sense. We can only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,204 June 6, 2012 Share June 6, 2012 It's a shame I don't believe in vampires. It's ironic how I fall just to get back up again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,335 June 7, 2012 Share June 7, 2012 It would make a much better article if the skull glitters under the sunlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow 1,137 June 7, 2012 Share June 7, 2012 (edited) -_________________________-" Edited June 7, 2012 by Marshmallow "There was me, that is Pinkie, and my three droogs, that is Rarity, Rainbow, and Fluttershy, and we sat in the Ponyville Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening." A Clockwork Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToridAkbolto 170 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Fact: Count Dracula was real, he was the king of Transylvania, and was booted off the throne and executed. He was buried in a montasary, which was excavated in 1931, nothing there. Is it possible, this is the real count Dracula that was moved here in Italy? The last time someone was executed, buried, came back to life (supposedly) and escaped his grave, a new religion sprung up worshipping him. Will history repeat itself? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wafflington 21 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Italian vampires... Could italian attractive werewolves be far behind? It would make a much better article if the skull glitters under the sunlight I was really hoping there could be a topic about vampires without people bringing up Twilight. I guess I expected too much. I mean, I used to love "traditional" vampires,everything about them is awesome. Thanks, Twilight fans, for ruining the good name of the coolest "monster" ever. On topic- Fact: Count Dracula was real, he was the king of Transylvania, and was booted off the throne and executed. He was buried in a montasary, which was excavated in 1931, nothing there. Is it possible, this is the real count Dracula that was moved here in Italy? That would be epic beyond words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,335 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Thanks, Twilight fans, for ruining the good name of the coolest "monster" ever. Since when making a joke about Twilight instantly brands you as one of those freaky fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wafflington 21 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Since when making a joke about Twilight instantly brands you as one of those freaky fans Since never. I wasn't calling y'all Twilight fans, I was reminded of those stupid fans by their quotes, and "thanked" the fans for all those retards have done for the vampire's reputation. Of course then again, I got first into vampires by Castlevania, so I guess I'm not that different in that respect. But unlike Twilight, Castlevania's portrayal of the "classic" Dracula was very accurate, and I'm not rabid about it. But Twilight fans are complete idiots and should be shot with silver bullets or stabbed with a wooden stake, depending if they like Mr. Abswolf or Pale 'n Sparkley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 802 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 I think we should just stop talking about Twilight. Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wafflington 21 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 I think we should just stop talking about Twilight. Good idea. Don't want to get this any more off-topic than it already is. This is for COOL vampires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 802 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Good idea. Don't want to get this any more off-topic than it already is. This is for COOL vampires. Darn straight. Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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