Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[Nightmare Saturn 816]

Saturn: Imma fly! WHEE! (falls) This is your fault Stellar! 

Stellar: HUH? I'm not even a princess! 

Later... 

Stellar: Your majesty, Saturn tried to fly and then she blamed me because she fell, when in actuality, Newton's Law states that what goes up must come down! 

Celestia: So, is she okay?

Stellar: I don't think so... 

[Silverspark184 1,378]

Dear @Princess Silky  today I wanna report that somepony been stealing candy from your room and I think she ate one that turned her into a frog 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,315]

2 minutes ago, Silverspark184 said:

Dear @Princess Silky  today I wanna report that somepony been stealing candy from your room and I think she ate one that turned her into a frog 

I told you to stay away from the potion pop twists! D:

[Silverspark184 1,378]

Silverspark:"Hey I thought it was crystal Berry crunch from the crystal empire "she croaked 

4 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

I told you to stay away from the potion pop twists! D:

 

[Nightmare Saturn 816]

Dear, Princess Celestia 

I regret to inform you that I nearly had a heart attack today over there being an announcement of the episode title for one of the shows I've been waiting on for a while. 

But I am still okay, and I look forward to this episode's release.

Sincerely~ Saturn Ring.  

[Nightmare Saturn 816]

@Silverspark184  (As Sugar Blossom) Oh trust me, I ate one of the candies out of her bowl in the spa one day, and my coat color swapped with my mane color, so I was blue with a pink mane and tail. 

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

@Princess Silky @Totally Lyra told me "It's not easy bein' green." but his avatar is Twilight Sparkle. 

[Silverspark184 1,378]

19 hours ago, Saturn Ring said:

@Silverspark184  (As Sugar Blossom) Oh trust me, I ate one of the candies out of her bowl in the spa one day, and my coat color swapped with my mane color, so I was blue with a pink mane and tail. 

Silverspark:"who knew there is a lot of ways of using potions I wonder if it possible for Silky to teach me how to mix it with my smoke bombs for uh self defense if I don't  feel like using poison joke plus I bet she will like it if I learned a bit about potions to understand how she does it "she said 

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

@Rikifive's sibling "Rikithree" borrowed money from my Uncle Scrooge without asking. Run, Riki, run. 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

For the attention of Her Majesty, Princess Celestia of Equestria. Raiser of the Sun. Benevolent Matriarch and payer of my wages.

I think anyway.

Not quite sure who handles the pay for the guards directly. But whatever the case, this correspondence is for you. And quite a rather urgent one. At least for me anyway.

I have only been a member of your royal guard for a short period of time. Not quite sure how it came to be if I'm being honest. It certainly was never an ambition or any sort of deliberate course of action on my part. Truth is, I've always wanted to be a florist. Or a gardener. Or maybe one of those store owners who sell those novelty lawn ornaments that seem to upset the Canterlot Homes Neighbourhood Standards Committee from time to time. Have you ever seen those lawn swans that look like you? Quite the resemblance I think.

Anyway. Perhaps I should get to the point of this correspondence, considering the absolute urgency of the situation. At least urgent for me. Did I already mention that? I think I did. But anyway.

Unfortunately, I'm not in a position to write this message myself and am having to dictate it to one of my fellow royal guards to pass on to you. I'm really hoping they do so. I once gave a message to one of my fellow royal guards to pass on to our Captain, only to discover that they had used it to create a tiny papier-mâché model resembling a rather sad and depressed looking rabbit with three ears.

Anyway. The reason for the dictation to my fellow royal guard is because I currently cannot see due to a mishap with a large flower pot stuck on my head. And not by my choice I might add. That rather strange maid from the kitchens with that weird gaze and rather sinister smile was behind the incident. She said that my face offended her and proceeded to dump the flower pot over my head where it became stuck. It's also been stuck for quite a while and it wasn't exactly empty. It contained a cactus from what I originally saw and now to my distress feel.

I did try getting one of my fellow royal guards to help. He did head off towards the barracks to fetch the other guards but was yelling “Come and look at this silly bastard.” Then there was the sound of many hoofsteps and then came the laughter. Lots of laughter with what I suspect with a lot of pointing as well. They then proceeded to gather the castle maids who then also started laughing at my predicament. Then your sister joined in.

Anyway. One of my fellow royal guards took pity on me and is now hopefully writing out this letter as I dictate it to you. They were kind enough to try and feed me a carrot through whatever small space in the pot there was. It did good for my morale. But then the carrot snapped.

And now the mice have gotten inside.

Anyway. Whatever help you can send would be welcome. Perhaps send that purple alicorn to do something. I heard she's good at solving problems. Or at least the one who is good with animals. Seriously. The mice have reached my ears now.

Regards.

Oh what's the point... Let's try the butter again. Maybe that will shift the damn thing. Or at least distract the mice from my ears.

Also. You can stop writing now.

Edited April 26, 2023 by Treeglow Flicker

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

Moments ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

For the attention of Her Majesty, Princess Celestia of Equestria. Raiser of the Sun. Benevolent Matriach and payer of my wages.

I think anyway.

Not quite sure who handles the pay for the guards directly. But whatever the case, this correspondance is for you. And quite a rather urgent one. At least for me anyway.

I have only been a member of your royal guard for a short period of time. Not quite sure how it came to be if I'm being honest. It certainly was never an ambition or any sort of deliberate course of action on my part. Truth is, I've always wanted to be a florist. Or a gardener. Or maybe one of those store owners who sell those novelty lawn ornaments that seem to upset the Canterlot Homes Neighbourhood Standards Committee from time to time. Have you ever seen those lawn swans that look like you? Quite the resemblance I think.

Anyway. Perhaps I should get to the point of this corresponance, considering the absolute urgency of the situation. At least urgent for me. Did I already mention that? I think I did. But anyway.

Unfortunately, I'm not in a position to write this message myself and am having to dictate it to one of my fellow royal guards to pass on to you. I'm really hoping they do so. I once gave a message to one of my fellow royal guards to pass on to our Captain, only to discover that they had used it to create a tiny papier-mâché model resembling a rather sad and depressed looking rabbit with three ears.

Anyway. The reason for the dictation to my fellow royal guard is because I currently cannot see due to a mishap with a large flower pot stuck on my head. And not by my choice I might add. That rather strange maid from the kitchens with that weird gaze and rather sinister smile was behind the incident. She said that my face offended her and proceeded to dump the flower pot over my head where it became stuck. It's also been stuck for quite a while and it wasn't exactly empty. It contained a cactus from what I originally saw and now to my distress feel.

I did try getting one of my fellow royal guards to help. He did head off towards the barracks to fetch the other guards but was yelling “Come and look at this silly bastard.” Then there was the sound of many hoofsteps and then came the laughter. Lots of laughter with what I suspect with a lot of pointing as well. They then proceeded to gather the castle maids who then also started laughing at my predicament. Then your sister joined in.

Anyway. One of my fellow royal guards took pity on me and is now hopefully writing out this letter as I dictate it to you. They were kind enough to try and feed me a carrot through whatever small space in the pot there was. It did good for my morale. But then the carrot snapped.

And now the mice have gotten inside.

Anyway. Whatever help you can send would be welcome. Perhaps send that purple alicorn to do something. I heard she's good at solving problems. Or at least the one who is good with animals. Seriously. The mice have reached my ears now.

Regards.

Oh what's the point... Let's try the butter again. Maybe that will shift the damn thing. Or at least distract the mice from my ears.

Also. You can stop writing now.

 

@Treeglow Flicker  responds to you but when I want to talk to her she goes silent.  That's called "listening", Sparkle. 

[Nightmare Saturn 816]

12 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

She said that my face offended her and proceeded to dump the flower pot over my head where it became stuck.

Cloud Crash: (Old OC of mine) How rude! (turns to the maids) take this, mother-bucker!  *Slams maid into wall*

Me: WHOA, wait! Stop! Let her laugh, she'll get her just desserts soon... (chuckles somewhat evily)  

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Dear Princess Celestia, we are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

@Princess Silky If Twilight Sparkles and Rainbow Dashes, what does @Princess Celestia do?  Luna and I love that joke. 

Edited April 29, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Silverspark184 1,378]

Dear  @Princess Celestia I to say this sad tale but there is no more cake in equestria what should we do ?

[Flew Away 932]

2 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

If Twilight Sparkles and Rainbow Dashes, what does @Princess Celestia do?  Luna and I love that joke. 

I just eat cake?

2 hours ago, Silverspark184 said:

Dear  @Princess Celestia I to say this sad tale but there is no more cake in equestria what should we do ?

Pinkie Pie just brought some of the stashed away secret cakes.

[Goofyg27 6,162]

Arrrgh help me princess Silky I'm dealing with some crazy drivers on Chippenham parkway and they're being careless (sent with gentle tone)

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

Which one is Flim and which one is Flam? I need to know who to frame. 

Edited April 27, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Mirage 24,771]

@Princess Cadance Can I room with you bro?

[Silverspark184 1,378]

@Princess Celestia did you get into one of @Princess Silky  potions 

14 minutes ago, Crystal Mirage said:

@Princess Cadance Can I room with you 

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

Apologies in advance, I will be going back to my reserved cell in the Canterlot Dungeon and Souvenir Shop after I make this post. 

 

Dear @Princess Celestia, @Princess Silky doesn't respond to her royal Ask A Pony thread so I must bother you to get her attention. 

 

 

[Silverspark184 1,378]

Dear Princess Luna @Crystal Mirage  I must apologies ahead of time  I was working on my transfiguration spell on a rock turning into a picture frame and I think I might of accidently missed now head too your bedroom window 

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

Dear @Princess Celestia,

Remember the "Bother your friends to show that you care." part of the Canterlot Declaration of Trixiependence?

No? Well you WOULD if @Princess Silky recognized Trixiependence Day's historical significance!  *Ahem* Have a nice day. 

Edited May 8, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Dear Princess Celestia, do you have the time to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once?

[Sparklefan1234 172,125]

Why don't any of the ponies of Equestria visit MLP Forums? Do they not like the human fandom?  

Edited May 6, 2023 by Sparklefan1234