Jokes On You!

[Pinkie Pie G3 10]

Well hi there everyone!

My name is Pinkie Pie! I know it feels like we've met before, but this is a first time for me around here. Where I'm from in Ponyville, I help plan parties and I've been asked by a new friend of mine, Pinkemena Diane Pie, Such a lovely name, to help her host events this month, seeing as she's going to be very busy. And I said 'Yep!'I'm used to planning events for all my friends Razaroo, Sunny Daze, Kimono, Sky Wishes, Minty, Puzzlemint, and Rainbow Dash. So this will be a breeze! 

So what is this event you ask? Well, Jokes On You! It's a joke telling contest! We're gonna give everyone around here the chance to spread laughter and joy! And we're gonna see who the best is at it for a special prize! But don't dottle! This contest closes on Friday! Now, it's time for our esteemed panel of judges to introduce themselves. First up is the dear friend of Miss Pinkemena Diane Pie, Jimmy Gummy!

Why don't you introduce yourself?"

 

[Gummy Snap 27]

28 minutes ago, Pinkie Pie G3 said:

Well hi there everyone!

My name is Pinkie Pie! I know it feels like we've met before, but this is a first time for me around here. Where I'm from in Ponyville, I help plan parties and I've been asked by a new friend of mine, Pinkemena Diane Pie, Such a lovely name, to help her host events this month, seeing as she's going to be very busy. And I said 'Yep!'I'm used to planning events for all my friends Razaroo, Sunny Daze, Kimono, Sky Wishes, Minty, Puzzlemint, and Rainbow Dash. So this will be a breeze! 

So what is this event you ask? Well, Jokes On You! It's a joke telling contest! We're gonna give everyone around here the chance to spread laughter and joy! And we're gonna see who the best is at it for a special prize! But don't dottle! This contest closes on Friday! Now, it's time for our esteemed panel of judges to introduce themselves. First up is the dear friend of Miss Pinkemena Diane Pie, Jimmy Gummy!

Why don't you introduce yourself?"

 

**Gummy blinks once, while dressed in a dashing suit and top hat**

[Pinkie Pie 599]

7 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, while dressed in a dashing suit and top hat**

Hey, everypony!  

I hope everyone's having a fun April filled with smiles and laughter! 

Ooooh~!

Hey, Gummy! What are you doing here?

Looking spiffy, Gummy! Looks like some alligator is dressed up for a special occasion.

**As Pinkie turns towards the judges table, she gasps with a smile. All the while, shaking with excitement and anticipation**

Oh! Oh! Oh! It seems that Gummy is getting to take part in being a judge for a joke telling contest!

Oh, I love a good joke and I know Gummy does too!

He's not one for many words, but I'll more than happily translate for him!  

Let's see:

He likes parties, baking, especially when he helps me around the kitchen for. He enjoys spending time with friends, traveling, bubble baths and the delicious treats at Sugarcube Corner! He's also really excited and looking forward to taking part in this contest! 

[FirePuppy 736]

1 hour ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Hey, everypony!  

I hope everyone's having a fun April filled with smiles and laughter! 

Not me. I kind of need some help. Do you have a good joke for me?

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,142]

Shiny Silvermoon suddenly materialized herself in front of @Pinkie Pie, @Gummy Snap and @Pinkie Pie G3.

"I did it! I did it! I performed a teleportation spell without ending up in an odd place or having my body rearranged! Yiiiiipie!" Shiny was bouncing of joy with a wide smile across her lips.

"Oh! Hi Pinkie and Alternative Pinkie! Without forgetting Gummy who looks dazzling and fancy! I heard that you guys are making a joke contest! That's great because I came with a friend that made you all laugh a lot earlier!" The mare said while she began to search in her saddle bags, throwing a few very normal things out of it like fireworks, strawberries, the Necronomicon, etc. Finally, after a few minutes, she foumd what she was looking for : Croissanto.

"TAH-DAH!!! Me and Croissanto, we are ready to give all of you the best jokes!"

[StarHeart333 1,772]

I heard a funny joke about Cloudsdale but it would probably go over everyone's head.

[Lawyer Slip 2,952]

(Alright c'mon you can do this.)

*Ahem* 

So a Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender goes "WHAT THE FRICK?!?!"

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,142]

Spoiler

Shiny : "Soooooo! How was your date with that pear-flavored croissant you told us about earlier? I hope that it went well for you, Croissanto! Tell us everything!" 

Croissanto : "It was awesome, Shiny! I had so many laughters with her that night! There was a French couple sitting at the table next to ours and they were eating snails! Can you believe it?" 

Shiny : "Of course that I can believe it! French ponies eat snails since they don't like fast food!" 

Right after Shiny's joke, the sound of a drum making a rimshot "Ba dum tss!" was heard, coming from seemingly nowhere.

Croissanto : "Shiny! I have an even better joke! It's an egg joke!" 

Shiny : "Woah! Woah! Woah! Don't go any further into this! Remember why we shouldn't tell egg jokes?" 

Croissanto : "You're right! They might crack up!" 

Shiny and Croissanto then bursted into laughters together before the frame freezed. Suddenly, the credits appeared.

Spoiler

 

Edited April 22, 2024 by Shiny Silvermoon

[StarHeart333 1,772]

Q.What's the difference between Pinkie Pie and Discord?

A. One can bend the very nature of reality as needed, is funny but a tad crazy from time to time and the other one is named Discord.

[RafaStaryStory 3,894]

Well, Pinkie Pie, unfortunately I, Rafa Stary, am too bad at jokes, so I had to appeal to something visual here, maybe it'll work 

[Izzy Moonbow 84]

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh -- am I late?!

I TOTALLY got lost trying to find The Prince of Rutherford! He's SOOOO interesting!!! But he ran into a train and I think I took the wrong one trying to follow him... he had a HUGE beard? Mane? No wait.. turned out it was just a wig! Wait.. are we all wearing wigs?! *tries to pull her hair* OW!

Oh no! I'm not wearing a wig! I'm the impostttoorrrrrrr

*giggles*

Great joke here, Rarfa Stary! I've heard so much about you from the MLPF community! So happy to see your talent live!

20 minutes ago, Rafa Stary said:

Well, Pinkie Pie, unfortunately I, Rafa Stary, am too bad at jokes, so I had to appeal to something visual here, maybe it'll work 

Ahem ahem! Anyway!!


Let's get this party started, shall we?!

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,802]

My favorite joke:

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, as**ole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

[Brony Number 42 10,077]

Pinkie Pies puts her hoof into Cheese Sandwich's mouth and she says, "Do I taste funny to you?"

[Lawyer Slip 2,952]

14 minutes ago, Brony Number 42 said:

Pinkie Pies puts her hoof into Cheese Sandwich's mouth and she says, "Do I taste funny to you?"

I would like to apologize for this joke. It was rather Cheesy.

[Brony Number 42 10,077]

@ComanderZhabikKlavik I will see your physics joke:

Why does the particle accelerator at CERN enter and then leave Switzerland? Because the Swiss must remain neutral. 

[Prince Rutherford 21]

Ponies! Greetings, ponies!

Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks.

Train got delayed because of pudding invasion of Caramel City. 

Yaks apologize many times

Pink Ponies have asked Yaks many times to help judging their fun

Yaks are best in fun. Yaks get unfun when things are not perfect

So make Yaks laugh

[Treeglow Flicker 13,982]

8 minutes ago, Prince Rutherford said:

Ponies! Greetings, ponies!

Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks.

Train got delayed because of pudding invasion of Caramel City. 

Yaks apologize many times

Pink Ponies have asked Yaks many times to help judging their fun

Yaks are best in fun. Yaks get unfun when things are not perfect

So make Yaks laugh

What do you call something that a Yak hasn't destroyed?

"Perfect"

[Lawyer Slip 2,952]

19 minutes ago, Prince Rutherford said:

Ponies! Greetings, ponies!

Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks.

Train got delayed because of pudding invasion of Caramel City. 

Yaks apologize many times

Pink Ponies have asked Yaks many times to help judging their fun

Yaks are best in fun. Yaks get unfun when things are not perfect

So make Yaks laugh

What did Rarity say after her trip to Yakyakistan?

She had a, Smashing, time!

No seriously, she broke a freaking boulder last I heard.

I guess we shouldn't take her strength for Granite.

[Sparklefan1234 175,107]

@Treeglow Flicker  What's a Kirin's favorite meal? I've been waiting for them to order for three hours. 

[RafaStaryStory 3,894]

Thanks a lot @Izzy Moonbow , also, looks like we have a encounter of generations here? G4 Pinkie Pie, G3 Pinkie Pie, G5 Pin-i mean, Izzy from G5! 

Also, congratulations Shiny Silvermoon for your and Croissanto's jokes 

[Goat-kun 2,530]

Pinkie Pies were always a little bit crazy. Now imagine yourself handling these nuts.

[Espy Vibe 4,568]

6 hours ago, Prince Rutherford said:

Ponies! Greetings, ponies!

Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks.

Train got delayed because of pudding invasion of Caramel City. 

Yaks apologize many times

Pink Ponies have asked Yaks many times to help judging their fun

Yaks are best in fun. Yaks get unfun when things are not perfect

So make Yaks laugh

Snow way, you made it! It's so ice to see you here

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,142]

15 hours ago, Izzy Moonbow said:

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh -- am I late?!

I TOTALLY got lost trying to find The Prince of Rutherford! He's SOOOO interesting!!! But he ran into a train and I think I took the wrong one trying to follow him... he had a HUGE beard? Mane? No wait.. turned out it was just a wig! Wait.. are we all wearing wigs?! *tries to pull her hair* OW!

Oh no! I'm not wearing a wig! I'm the impostttoorrrrrrr

*giggles*

Great joke here, Rarfa Stary! I've heard so much about you from the MLPF community! So happy to see your talent live!

Ahem ahem! Anyway!!


Let's get this party started, shall we?!

 

"Oh hey, unicorn from the futur known as @Izzy Moonbow! Actually, I saw the Yak you are looking for! He's in this post! Look!" Shiny Silvermoon, along with Croissanto, then pointed at the post of the @Prince Rutherford.

 

7 hours ago, Prince Rutherford said:

Ponies! Greetings, ponies!

Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks.

Train got delayed because of pudding invasion of Caramel City. 

Yaks apologize many times

Pink Ponies have asked Yaks many times to help judging their fun

Yaks are best in fun. Yaks get unfun when things are not perfect

So make Yaks laugh

 

4 hours ago, Rafa Stary said:

Thanks a lot @Izzy Moonbow , also, looks like we have a encounter of generations here? G4 Pinkie Pie, G3 Pinkie Pie, G5 Pin-i mean, Izzy from G5! 

Also, congratulations Shiny Silvermoon for your and Croissanto's jokes 

"No, thank YOU for the amazing humoristic masterpiece that you drew for us! It's very creative of you!" Shiny responded to @Rafa Stary with a large smile on her face.

"Yes, it's almost as funny as the thing you said we did!" Croissanto then added which caused Shiny to roll her eyes with a small grin.

[Lawyer Slip 2,952]

15 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

 

"Oh hey, unicorn from the futur known as @Izzy Moonbow! Actually, I saw the Yak you are looking for! He's in this post! Look!" Shiny Silvermoon, along with Croissanto, then pointed at the post of the @Prince Rutherford.

 

 

"No, thank YOU for the amazing humoristic masterpiece that you drew for us! It's very creative of you!" Shiny responded to @Rafa Stary with a large smile on her face.

"Yes, it's almost as funny as the thing you said we did!" Croissanto then added which caused Shiny to roll her eyes with a small grin.

You two are something else. Rock on

Sorry, I've had so many rock puns that they turn into metamorphic rock jokes.

I really to try and be boulder, but I quake at the thought of that.

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,142]

1 minute ago, Lawyer Slip said:

You two are something else. Rock on

Sorry, I've had so many rock puns that they turn into metamorphic rock jokes.

I really to try and be boulder, but I quake at the thought of that.

Maud would approve! Also, @TheRockARooster too!