site event The Big Goof Off RP Event!

[Moonlight Wane]

Moonlight was already in the crowd when the cake exploded. At the last moment, he ducked behind another pony, shielding most of himself from the projectile. "Not this time, Pinkie!" He laughed as he started cleaning a bit of cake that somehow found its way on his face.

3 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium enjoyed the opening ceremony of the goof off, but before she could react, mountains of cake and frosting exploded into the crowd. Standing far too close to the stage, Titanium takes a direct hit of cake and frosting, knocking her off her hooves and lying in a mound of sweet confectionery. Rendered dazed and confused, she didn't move until after the performance of @Shiny Silvermoon

Moonlight glanced towards Titanium and almost fell off his seat from laughter, seeing what the cake did to her and to several other ponies around. Only his full trust in the safety of Pinkie's cannon stopped him from immediately running towards her.

3 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium staggers on stage, cake and frosting still stuck to her coat in places. She stands before the crowd, still uneasy on her hooves, and addresses everypony. "Hello and welcome!... The cake is not part of my performance... *ehem* I will be performing a special show that involves painting! Before I begin, I will need somepony from the audience to help!" Titanium pauses, waiting for hooves to be raised, though, of course, the pony she wanted to pick on didn't have their hoof raised. "Uh... You there!" She points into the audience, one pony points to themselves. "Oh, no, the pony next to you!" The pony on the wrong side gets excited and points to themselves. "Uh... N-no, the... blue bat pony that I definitely have never met before and definitely does not know me at all!" (Psssst, @Nitobit that's you)

Titanium holds one hoof out towards Moonlight, a single sweat drop slides down her face. "Everypony! Please give it up for Moon- Uh, I mean, my new and totally randomly selected assistant!"

"Huh!?" Moonlight stopped trying to lick the last bit of cake stuck to his cheek and looked around, trying to spot any other blue bat pony. When he found none, his eyes widened with horror. Seeing so many faces looking expectantly at him, he slowly made his way towards the stage.

[Skylight Scintillate 2,105]

On 2025-04-13 at 8:15 PM, Pinkie Pie said:

Before anyone could react of question it, the cake had exploded. More and more frosting had been rained onto the crowd. Out from the cake, a pink earth pony, covered in frosting had made her appearance known. "Helloooooo, everypony~! It's your host Pinkie Pie, welcoming you all to this year's Big Goof off!" She exclaimed, hopping all over the place

"Oh my gosh!" Skylight exclaimed as she was splattered in the face by cake. She was hit by so much cake she stummbled back, tripping over her own hooves and fell to the ground. 

"What just happened?" Skylight asked as she removed cake from her face and glanced around.

On 2025-04-13 at 8:15 PM, Pinkie Pie said:

"I want to give a big shout out to Dynamo Pad for the idea to launch some delicious cake frosting to the crowd. Since I'd be in the cake, I needed some assistance getting started.

"Wait, this was Dynamo's idea?" Skylight paused removing cake frosting from her mane to glance at Dynamo wide eyed in shock.

[Wizard 1,639]

9 hours ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlight was already in the crowd when the cake exploded. At the last moment, he ducked behind another pony, shielding most of himself from the projectile. "Not this time, Pinkie!" He laughed as he started cleaning a bit of cake that somehow found its way on his face.

Moonlight glanced towards Titanium and almost fell off his seat from laughter, seeing what the cake did to her and to several other ponies around. Only his full trust in the safety of Pinkie's cannon stopped him from immediately running towards her.

"Huh!?" Moonlight stopped trying to lick the last bit of cake stuck to his cheek and looked around, trying to spot any other blue bat pony. When he found none, his eyes widened with horror. Seeing so many faces looking expectantly at him, he slowly made his way towards the stage.

Titanium grabs hold of @Nitobit Moonlight once he reaches the stage, addressing the audience once again. "What a good sport!" She turns slightly towards Moonlight, but still speaking loud enough for everypony else to hear, "Alright! Now then sir, please take a seat on that stool over there" Titanium gestures towards a stool on stage that is next to an easel. "Now for this demonstration, I will ask that you do NOT peek at the canvas, I want you to give us your best pose, I will capture your image and immortalise you!" Titanium twirls on the spot and poses with her arms outstretched towards the audience, starting to get into the rhythm of the performance. She catches her breath as Moonlight takes his seat.

She grabs hold of her own stool and positions herself in front of the canvas, making sure to not have her back to the audience, she pulls aside a few different paints and quickly finds the right colours. This cannot be restarted, cannot be erased, it needs to be perfect first time going or the performance will fail.

Titanium turns towards the audience and gestures an exaggerated play of shock "But what's this!? No brush!? No problem! Not when you are the brush!" With practised precision, she kicks off the lids and begins dipping her tail, mane and front hooves into different colours. She calls out once more with a cheeky grin across her face, "It's a messy job, but boy is it fun!" She spins on her stool and faces Moonlight once more. "Now then, shall we begin? Give us a pose!"

Edited Tuesday at 11:24 PM by Wizard

[Moonlight Wane]

6 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium grabs hold of @Nitobit Moonlight once he reaches the stage, addressing the audience once again. "What a good sport!" She turns slightly towards Moonlight, but still speaking loud enough for everypony else to hear, "Alright! Now then sir, please take a seat on that stool over there" Titanium gestures towards a stool on stage that is next to an easel. "Now for this demonstration, I will ask that you do NOT peek at the canvas, I want you to give us your best pose, I will capture your image and immortalise you!" Titanium twirls on the spot and poses with her arms outstretched towards the audience, starting to get into the rhythm of the performance. She catches her breath as Moonlight takes his seat.

She grabs hold of her own stool and positions herself in front of the canvas, making sure to not have her back to the audience, she pulls aside a few different paints and quickly finds the right colours. This cannot be restarted, cannot be erased, it needs to be perfect first time going or the performance will fail.

Titanium turns towards the audience and gestures an exaggerated play of shock "But what's this!? No brush!? No problem! Not when you are the brush!" With practised precision, she kicks off the lids and begins dipping her tail, mane and front hooves into different colours. She calls out once more with a cheeky grin across her face, "It's a messy job, but boy is it fun!" She spins on her stool and faces Moonlight once more. "Now then, shall we begin? Give us a pose!"

Moonlights ponders what he can do on a stool to make it cool and not look like a fool in this place full of ponies. He puts the banana down, and tries out a few different poses, before settling on just sitting with his arms crossed, a smug smile on his face, and one wing pointing at Titanium.

[Wizard 1,639]

4 hours ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlights ponders what he can do on a stool to make it cool and not look like a fool in this place full of ponies. He puts the banana down, and tries out a few different poses, before settling on just sitting with his arms crossed, a smug smile on his face, and one wing pointing at Titanium.

(Did you just default dance on me?)
 

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Titanium watches @Nitobit Moonlight find a resting position and silently judges him on his choice of pose. She resists the urge to roll her eyes and instead turns to the audience, "Now behold as I turn my muse into a piece worthy of his stature! Don't blink now!" She immediately begins swiping, punching and flicking the canvas, random lines and blobs dot the canvas. While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.

The white mare seemingly going mad, pulling random items from nowhere, and hitting the canvas. She herself was covered in paint, egg, and sweat. She can't hold back her own laughter at the situation, having to take a short moment after a long giggle-fit at the absurdity of the situation she finds herself in.

(OOC: Need to finish the final image, feel free to react/comment while Titanium catches her breath.)

 

[Shiny Silvermoon]

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

(Did you just default dance on me?)
 

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Titanium watches @Nitobit Moonlight find a resting position and silently judges him on his choice of pose. She resists the urge to roll her eyes and instead turns to the audience, "Now behold as I turn my muse into a piece worthy of his stature! Don't blink now!" She immediately begins swiping, punching and flicking the canvas, random lines and blobs dot the canvas. While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.

The white mare seemingly going mad, pulling random items from nowhere, and hitting the canvas. She herself was covered in paint, egg, and sweat. She can't hold back her own laughter at the situation, having to take a short moment after a long giggle-fit at the absurdity of the situation she finds herself in.

(OOC: Need to finish the final image, feel free to react/comment while Titanium catches her breath.)

 

*Both Shiny Silvermoon and Croissanto were watching with wide eyes @Wizard Titanium's display of… talent? The comical duo was flabbergasted to think that whatever was going on the stage would end up as a painting of @Nitobit Moonlight. Eggs and even a rubber chicken were used, in order to finish the artistic creation.*

Shiny : "I'm so egg-cited to see the result!"

Croissanto : "Call it a shell shock but I think this is actually working!"

Shiny : "Woohoo! Go Titanium! Go!" *The unicorn with a silver mane encouraged her friend on the stage.*

[Moonlight Wane]

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

(Did you just default dance on me?)

(That wasn't on purpose) 

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.

Moonlight tries to dodge flying eggs and paint, but it's hard to dodge anything when you can't move. "Wait, did she say that I can't move? I don't remember. But that would make sense, right?" After just a couple of seconds, he's visibly more blue.

[Pinkie Pie 567]

On 2025-04-14 at 8:22 PM, Saturn Ring (Remake) said:

(Saturn bounds happily into the fray and topples into some costumes backstage, she comes out looking vaguely like a clown) 

Craning her neck behind her backstage, the party mare had noticed @Dah Onion Eater  Saturn, who had made her way out of the costumes. All the while looking like a clown from the circus. "Oooooh~! It looks like the circus is back in town! About time too! I was hoping I could be their cannonball pony! I've been perfecting Big Bertha's cannon launch for so many moons!" Pinkie grinned in excitement, while pulling her cannon helmet out of her mane. "If you are taking part in the Goof Off, then be sure to write your name down! You can also make sure to talk to Dynamo, who I think somepony brought him back into the crowd. Just don't forget that while normal Goof Off's are all about everypony joining in the Frey of laughter and randomness. This competition is all about everypony taking their turn one at a time. This way, anything left from their acts could potentially be used and it gives everyone a chance to catch their breath from laughing. Can't have too much of a good thing such as laughter, or could we?" Pinkie pondered on the idea, before shaking her head to consider for later. It looks like somepony else is up next, but no need to worry yourself. I know that you time will come and then your time to show what you've got will present itself!" Pinkie grinned, patting Saturn on the head, before turning in back to the next performance.

On 2025-04-15 at 5:34 AM, Wizard said:

Titanium staggers on stage, cake and frosting still stuck to her coat in places. She stands before the crowd, still uneasy on her hooves, and addresses everypony. "Hello and welcome!... The cake is not part of my performance... *ehem* I will be performing a special show that involves painting! Before I begin, I will need somepony from the audience to help!" Titanium pauses, waiting for hooves to be raised, though, of course, the pony she wanted to pick on didn't have their hoof raised. "Uh... You there!" She points into the audience, one pony points to themselves. "Oh, no, the pony next to you!" The pony on the wrong side gets excited and points to themselves. "Uh... N-no, the... blue bat pony that I definitely have never met before and definitely does not know me at all!" (Psssst, @Nitobit that's you)

Titanium holds one hoof out towards Moonlight, a single sweat drop slides down her face. "Everypony! Please give it up for Moon- Uh, I mean, my new and totally randomly selected assistant!"

On 2025-04-15 at 10:02 AM, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlight was already in the crowd when the cake exploded. At the last moment, he ducked behind another pony, shielding most of himself from the projectile. "Not this time, Pinkie!" He laughed as he started cleaning a bit of cake that somehow found its way on his face.

Moonlight glanced towards Titanium and almost fell off his seat from laughter, seeing what the cake did to her and to several other ponies around. Only his full trust in the safety of Pinkie's cannon stopped him from immediately running towards her.

"Huh!?" Moonlight stopped trying to lick the last bit of cake stuck to his cheek and looked around, trying to spot any other blue bat pony. When he found none, his eyes widened with horror. Seeing so many faces looking expectantly at him, he slowly made his way towards the stage.

 

Once @Wizard Titanium made it onto the stage, Pinkie clapped her hooves to herself backstage. Feeling ecstatic and curious on what the next contestant had in store for both her and the audience. From the looks of things, it sounded like painting as a performance would be taking place. "A picture always tells a thousand words. That, and a thousand emotions!" Pinkie announced backstage, but it looked like nopony could see where she was. "It even looks like a guest will be assisting Titanium in her performance! Asking for help in the audience is always allowed. If the audience member being selected is okay with being chosen, of course. A truly powerful honor in the name of Goof Off's!" As the bat pony was making his way towards the stage, Pinkie couldn't help in giggling at the blue bat pony's remark. "Wellll...technically, it wasn't me that fired the party cannon. I did give Dynamo the use to fire confetti, but we both agreed that cake batter would be better. It's much more of a surprise and everypony can eat it too! So, I guess I did have a hoof involvement in this. So, while I commend you and your tricky dodging skills to evade even the most deliciousness of cakes! I shall not be the same next time, my cake rival!" Pinkie declared as the blue bat pony had made his way onto the stage. 

18 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium grabs hold of @Nitobit Moonlight once he reaches the stage, addressing the audience once again. "What a good sport!" She turns slightly towards Moonlight, but still speaking loud enough for everypony else to hear, "Alright! Now then sir, please take a seat on that stool over there" Titanium gestures towards a stool on stage that is next to an easel. "Now for this demonstration, I will ask that you do NOT peek at the canvas, I want you to give us your best pose, I will capture your image and immortalise you!" Titanium twirls on the spot and poses with her arms outstretched towards the audience, starting to get into the rhythm of the performance. She catches her breath as Moonlight takes his seat.

She grabs hold of her own stool and positions herself in front of the canvas, making sure to not have her back to the audience, she pulls aside a few different paints and quickly finds the right colours. This cannot be restarted, cannot be erased, it needs to be perfect first time going or the performance will fail.

Titanium turns towards the audience and gestures an exaggerated play of shock "But what's this!? No brush!? No problem! Not when you are the brush!" With practised precision, she kicks off the lids and begins dipping her tail, mane and front hooves into different colours. She calls out once more with a cheeky grin across her face, "It's a messy job, but boy is it fun!" She spins on her stool and faces Moonlight once more. "Now then, shall we begin? Give us a pose!"

11 hours ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlights ponders what he can do on a stool to make it cool and not look like a fool in this place full of ponies. He puts the banana down, and tries out a few different poses, before settling on just sitting with his arms crossed, a smug smile on his face, and one wing pointing at Titanium.

 

2 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium watches @Nitobit Moonlight find a resting position and silently judges him on his choice of pose. She resists the urge to roll her eyes and instead turns to the audience, "Now behold as I turn my muse into a piece worthy of his stature! Don't blink now!" She immediately begins swiping, punching and flicking the canvas, random lines and blobs dot the canvas. While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.
The white mare seemingly going mad, pulling random items from nowhere, and hitting the canvas. She herself was covered in paint, egg, and sweat. She can't hold back her own laughter at the situation, having to take a short moment after a long giggle-fit at the absurdity of the situation she finds herself in.

(OOC: Need to finish the final image, feel free to react/comment while Titanium catches her breath.)

 

 

With a canvas on stage, a stool, paint and two ponies on stage, it looked like an art performance was to be had. "Oooooh~! I just love being able to paint my ideas! Especially that one time I painted a banner of Rainbow Dash for her birthaversary!" She grinned to herself, recalling that memory of when she also met Cheese Sandwich. Upon hearing that no brushes were to be used, Pinkie eyed the stage curiously at what Titanium had in mind. With a loud gasp, she couldn't help in zipping past the duo and dove into the crowd. "We have ourselves a rare sight to be seen, fillies and gentlecolts! Titanium is becoming one with the brush by becoming the art brush! We're in for a big art treat!" She grinned, watching as her assistant had dropped the banana to strike up a pose. One that the party mare herself had to admit that was pretty cool. As the art show began, Pinkie watched intently as she was told not to blink. From different items being thrown, to different shapes being drawn. At one point, Pinkie almost blinked as she noticed Boneless had been added into the art. "Wait, Boneless!? How did you get up there? If you wanted to be in the show, then you should have asked. Also, did Boneless just lay a couple of eggs? I thought Bonless couldn't lay an egg." She pondered, trying her best not to blink as she grinned at Titanium's giggle-fit. From the nervousness previously, it looked like Titanium was getting into the spirit of things and having fun. @Nitobit Moonlight, meanwhile, looked more visibly blue. "It looks like this blue bat pony is waiting with baited breath as he's as still as a statue in wait of this drawing. How will this drawing turn out!? Tune in to find out!" She responded, while trying to sound dramatic. All before giggling as she was having so much fun.

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

Saturn grinned and hopped off toward Dynamo, preform with Pinkie? What an honor! Even though in her universe she had a friendly rivalry with Pinkie

[Wizard 1,639]

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

[Dah Onion Eater 4,343]

32 minutes ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

OOC: Just don't touch it with bare hooves you'll get salmonella

[Shiny Silvermoon]

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

*Once @Wizard Titanium was done throwing mercilessly objects covered in paint and revealed her creation to the crowd, Shiny Silvermoon immediately began to praise her. She was barely holding herself from bursting into laughters, shaking on her seat.*

Shiny : "That's… *Muffled chuckles* That's great, Titanium! S-Silkytastic even! It's so… *Almost left a giggle escape from her lips.* so accurate!"

*Then, she laid Croissanto on her lap to be able to use her two hooves for applauding.*

Shiny : "Bravo! Bravo!"

[ChrysalisM 294]

4 hours ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

Cimex beholds the painting in awe. This was magnificence incarnate.

"BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!!!!"

Ellery on the other hand, looks at it with an expression of confusion.

"I don't get it. It just looks tacky and- OOGH!"

Cimex elbowed Ellery.

"Hush! You just don't know true art when you see it."