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Y'know all those Youtube comments that say "11 thumbs up and I'll slap my teacher in the face with a mackerel"?

 

I'd find a list of those and do all of them.

I'd also spend a few days saying goodbye.

 

Apart from that I would not seek to go out in any spectacular way, nor would I want to spend my parents hard earned cash on myself considering I'll be gone soon but they won't.

 

I'd also have to say that jumping into the vats of chocolate at one of Cadbury's factories would be a damn good idea.

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One week to live?

 

I'd go to upstate New York. Visit someone special.

 

Go to confession and Mass. drag the person I'm with to Church with me, only if that person wants :3

 

Then be with that person until I die. ;3

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Only one week to live?

 

i would apologize to everyone i ever bullied, give my Pc to my best friend, travel to the US to meet gabe newell, Make a epic Gmod machinima, write a small book about my life, call everyone i know to tell them i will die in about a week and kill my 2 nemesis's on the last day.

 

The end

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Take a plane back to america (I'm in Europe on vacation at the moment) and kiss my crush. And spend every minute with him <3 Even if he doesn't love me back :(


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Take a plane back to america (I'm in Europe on vacation at the moment) and kiss my crush. And spend every minute with him <3 Even if he doesn't love me back :(

 

D'aww. That's sweet. I'd sleep all day every day.

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Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta.

 

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Lose it and find a way to off myself immediately.

 

Sadly, that's all I can think of when I think seriously about it. One week is most certainly not enough time to meet my goals as a musician, and I most certainly wouldn't want to do anything outrageous, because that would make things worse for my family.... And I wouldn't want to find my crush and be with them. If they really turned out loving me, they would have to put up with the pain of losing me forever.

 

I've certainly thought through this one too much... Seriously.

 

I can't end this post like that... Perhaps instead I would spend it with my family and friends. The friends who deserve it anyway. I'd try to arrange to get to be with them one more time.

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Considering the lack of any consequences, I would do whatever I please without any consideration for law. This may or may not include: violence, vandalism, disrespect for all authority, and theft. A human's primal instincts come to life when there is no consequence, and everything they want to do manifests itself, so I hope none of my actions are surprising.


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Instead of taking just one free sample at the supermarket, I would take two.

 

That or live the rest of my days as a musical. Strutting down the street wearing shades with portable speakers blasting 'Stayin Alive'? Ladies please, contain your orgasms.

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Instead of taking just one free sample at the supermarket, I would take two.

 

That or live the rest of my days as a musical. Strutting down the street wearing shades with portable speakers blasting 'Stayin Alive'? Ladies please, contain your orgasms.

 

I'm a heterosexual male and I couldn't contain it. Edited by Chill Mists (Chilly)

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Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,
and best pony is Fluttershy.

 

Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta.

 

"on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube.

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I'd start a band called One Week Left and record as many songs as possible, then on the day before I die, I'd release the album (prolly for like $20 or so). Goin' out with a bang, man.

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Honestly? I would smoke tons of weed, stay up late to watch every sunrise, eat a different favorite food every day, convince one of my lady friends to sex me again, quickly record a demo of every song I've yet to, and if at all possible, fire a rocket launcher from a helicopter at an old car, or vice versa. If I know the exact moment I bite the dust, I would like to be doing all of it at once right before the end. I want a mega burrito in one hand, a huge blunt in the other hand, my lucky shades on, a lady on my business, a great song cranked up on the limousine stereo, and just as the sun breaks the horizon on the last day, I hit the button that launches 30 heat-seeking missiles at a remote-control helicopter flying above the car. The last thing I see, through the chronic haze, is 30 missiles blowing the hell out of a helicopter, and I made it happen. That's.... perfection.


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Go to bed half an hour past my bed time each night.

 

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Lose it and find a way to off myself immediately.

 

Sadly, that's all I can think of when I think seriously about it. One week is most certainly not enough time to meet my goals as a musician, and I most certainly wouldn't want to do anything outrageous, because that would make things worse for my family.... And I wouldn't want to find my crush and be with them. If they really turned out loving me, they would have to put up with the pain of losing me forever.

 

I've certainly thought through this one too much... Seriously.

 

I can't end this post like that... Perhaps instead I would spend it with my family and friends. The friends who deserve it anyway. I'd try to arrange to get to be with them one more time.

 

Wouldn't your friends have to put up with the pain of losing you though, too?
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Wouldn't your friends have to put up with the pain of losing you though, too?

 

What exactly was this a response to?


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What exactly was this a response to?

 

You said you'd spend your last week with your friends. But they'd be just as much hurt as your crush when you die.

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You said you'd spend your last week with your friends. But they'd be just as much hurt as your crush when you die.

 

Well, they're already my friends, so it would be painful for them either way...


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Hmm, I would probably do all the crazy near-death stuff people do, such as banzai skydiving. I would also go down some of the most dangerous slopes with my snowboard. I mean if you know you are going to go soon, why not make the most of what you have? On my last day, if I'm still alive, I would probably be in a church.

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