Free style rap

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

I am bored.

Time to score

Whiteshade in the house

Blasting some deadmau5

You can't beat this shit

I'm simply too legit

Of course, you are free to try

But I hate making girls cry

So save the trouble, just go home

Go and tend to your garden gnome

 

alright

PUMP UP THE JAM, WE GOT A NEW PLAYA

BUT I STILL SAY YOUR A NAY SAYA

PUT UP A RHYME, STICK TO THE BEAT

B4 I CRUSH YOU UNDER MY FEET

 

THIS IS HOW WE ROLL IN MY THREAD

RAP RIGHT OR END UP DEAD

ILL JUST GET IN YOUR HEAD

MAKE YOU WORK SO HARD YOULL BE FORCED TO GO TO BED

 

(g2g, night)

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

I am bored.

Time to score

Whiteshade in the house

Blasting some deadmau5

You can't beat this shit

I'm simply too legit

Of course, you are free to try

But I hate making girls cry

So save the trouble, just go home

Go and tend to your garden gnome

 

I'll pick up your glove AND shut the gates - I'm here to say

You know what Deadmau5 said to his boyfriend?

"Sorry for the CanAIDS, eh?"

I'd go /mu/core on your plot if I was in the mood

But, see above, that shit might just get rude.

But, to put it nicely, your taste in music is lewd

 

Make girls cry? Try taking on a bear

I'll make you do more than cry

I'll go all taboo on your ass and kick you six ways to nowhere

 

Go home? Please I'm no baby

I wouldn't refuse a fight - even if you payed me.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

This is why I hate rap, it's the bane of our society

Maybe I should move, back in time, a whole century

Music then was great, full of Copland and Richard Strauss

They wrote the real beats, like Hoedown and his famous waltz

Rap just can't compare to Classical, that's where it's really at

Mahler and Brahms, the works, yeah you can't compare that

To anything today, I've lost faith, in what we listen to

Egging us on, to kill and act, like dumb buffoons

Rap is just poem, and poem should have at least some class

But all I see, in this thread are people acting like an ass, a

Collective one, that's all rap, has really be-come

Let's scrap, the lyrics, and quickly end what we've done, to

Music, Apollo cries, cause this just ain't culture

Bach turns in his grave, when he listens to this, sure, maybe

Some people like rap for some reason; I'll never know

But until then, just keep it easy on the low blows.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Good show, folks.

 

I'll pop in some other time.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

oh its you, i was waiting for a response

i decided not to deal with your frivolous flounce

learn to rap like a real champion

then you can come back, and rhyme with us again

these are the words of Staticthor Draconus

now go back to your bon bon bus

 

Then fuck you I am going to do something new

I'll try to tolerate

Something probably you couldn't do

So you better watch your ass boy, cause I'm coming for you

Make sure you check from the rear

Because I'm going to hug you

Am I fucking clear?

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Gentlemen, This will be the last time you see me!,

as I will make you wish you go back to the past and kill me!

I am the ultimate collection of wisdom!

Your raps can't even reach perfection!

Go back to where you came from,

before I make you dumber than snips and snails!

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Gentlemen, This will be the last time you see me!,

as I will make you wish you go back to the past and kill me!

I am the ultimate collection of wisdom!

Your raps can't even reach perfection!

Go back to where you came from,

before I make you dumber than snips and snails!

 

Now now, don't think that's a bit harsh?

As you know I am old and wise

You don't have to retaliate as if you were hit

All of these ponies are just jelly guys

Just remember no matter what they say

Their words are filled with shit,

and tomorrow's a brand new day.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Now now, don't think that's a bit harsh?

As you know I am old and wise

You don't have to retaliate as if you were hit

All of these ponies are just jelly guys

Just remember no matter what they say

Their words are filled with shit,

and tomorrow's a brand new day.

 

Old and Wise?

Hah! I laugh at that!

I am 50,000 years old.

With a cold heart.

I don't have a use for your "Friendship"

I won't accept that piece of data in MY databanks.

Now excuse me while spell your doom.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Almighty Tallest/GLaMOS

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Old and Wise?

Hah! I laugh at that!

I am 50,000 years old.

With a cold heart.

I don't have a use for your "Friendship"

It won't accept that piece of data in MY databanks.

Now excuse me while spell your doom.

 

Now stop! Take a seat

Cause a bitch doesn't know

I was just trying to help,

So you wouldn't be beat

But if all you will do is find things to reject,

Just remember in my eyes you're no prefect!

 

I will offer it one last time

Take my friendship, it really is better

than being all alone with a pin in your spine

Just come talk to me, and send me a letter.

Everything will be fine.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Now stop! Take a seat

Cause a bitch doesn't know

I was just trying to help,

So you wouldn't be beat

But if all you will do is find things to reject,

Just remember in my eyes you're no prefect!

 

I will offer it one last time

Take my friendship, it really is better

than being all alone with a pin in your spine

Just come talk to me, and send me a letter.

Everything will be fine.

 

Maybe i'll accept your offer...

That was a joke, Ha Ha, FAT CHANCE.

Banishing your sister to the moon?

I banished a moron to that white ball in the sky.

Now, let me get the deadly neurotoxin working

before you get the key to the door.....

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Maybe i'll accept your offer...

That was a joke, Ha Ha, FAT CHANCE.

Banishing your sister to the moon?

I banished a moron to that white ball in the sky.

Now, let me get the deadly neurotoxin working

before you get the key to the door.....

 

Oh really is that how it will be?

You say you old you say your wise?

Oh please what a shitty disguise!

 

If that is all that you

Think I can do

Then your mistaken

You'll see

When your life is taken

 

You poor unfortunate thing

What did I do to deserve

such a grievous sting

Fine, I didn't want to, but you're going to get served

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Oh really is that how it will be?

You say you old you say your wise?

Oh please what a shitty disguise!

 

If that is all that you

Think I can do

Then your mistaken

You'll see

When your life is taken

 

You poor unfortunate thing

What did I do to deserve

such a grievous sting

Fine, I didn't want to, but you're going to get served

 

Me getting served?

Go cling to the mane 6 sum' more for help with that.

You're pathetic and weak!

Stop hiding at the peak of Canterlot!

You couldn't even defeat Chrysalis!

Winning any fight is a feat for you.

Go back and hide in the castle sum' more,

Before I beat you with my crushers.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Me getting served?

Go cling to the mane 6 sum' more for help with that.

You're pathetic and weak!

Stop hiding at the peak of Canterlot!

You couldn't even defeat Chrysalis!

Winning any fight is a feat for you.

Go back and hide in the castle sum' more,

Before I beat you with my crushers.

 

Me? Hide like a coward? You think I'm scared?

Bitch I've got ponies and cities to organize

You probably couldn't even stand up to my royal guard

The elements I have, they'll straight up neutralize!

 

Seriously? you think you're a threat?

I've defeated gods, and armies what have you done?

Honestly, you'd be a treat for spike to just eat

Have you seen my statues of stone?

I've got an empty spot just waiting to be filled

we wouldn't want you to get killed

 

So bitch, keep your distance make make sure to check your rear

'Cause my horn's coming in dry, and cold this year!

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

So bitch, keep your distance make make sure to check your rear

'Cause my horn's coming in dry, and cold this year!

 

(+10 style points)

[MrL0LZ 866]

Me? Hide like a coward? You think I'm scared?

Bitch I've got ponies and cities to organize

You probably couldn't even stand up to my royal guard

The elements I have, they'll straight up neutralize!

 

Seriously? you think you're a threat?

I've defeated gods, and armies what have you done?

Honestly, you'd be a treat for spike to just eat

Have you seen my statues of stone?

I've got an empty spot just waiting to be filled

we wouldn't want you to get killed

 

So bitch, keep your distance make make sure to check your rear

'Cause my horn's coming in dry, and cold this year!

 

GLaMOS:

Me a stone?

I'm AM a rock, now prepared to get pwned.

Defeated gods? Who?

I don't have a clue.

Reason? Maybe the fact that you are meek.

Just like Fluttershy, you're weak!

Armies? Don't you remember the accident that happened here involving deadly neurotoxin?

Now excuse me while I let my partners join and beat you like a deadly toxin.

 

Red: So you're the ruler of a primitive race?

Purple: We're the leaders of a race that crush's species like a mace!

Red: We will throw you out the airlock!

Purple: While we mock you.

Red: Now get out, before we come and beat you ass with the massive.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Almighty Tallest/GLaMOS

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

GLaMOS:

Me a stone?

I'm AM a rock, now prepared to get pwned.

Defeated gods? Who?

I don't have a clue.

Reason? Maybe the fact that you are meek.

Just like Fluttershy, you're weak!

Armies? Don't you remember the accident that happened here involving deadly neurotoxin?

Now excuse me while I let my partners join and beat you like a deadly toxin.

 

Red: So you're the ruler of a primitive race?

Purple: We're the leaders of a race that crush's species like a mace!

Red: We will throw you out the airlock!

Purple: And mock you!

Red: Now get out, before we come and beat you ass with the massive.

 

Oh that's cute, you've got a robot friend?

Though it's sad her existence will probably end

I've defeated Discord, The one god of chaos

Bitch against me, all you'll gain is another loss

 

Oh so what, now you think you're intimidating?

Going around killing things with all of this hating?

You're so slim you'd probably fall with a shove

So tell me how's it feel to never feel love?

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Oh that's cute, you've got a robot friend?

Though it's sad her existence will probably end

I've defeated Discord, The one god of chaos

Bitch against me, all you'll gain is another loss

 

Oh so what, now you think you're intimidating?

Going around killing things with all of this hating?

You're so slim you'd probably fall with a shove

So tell me how's it feel to never feel love?

 

(Her? GLaMOS OC is a he...)

GLaMOS:

Discord, yeah right.

All you did was send the Mane 6 to fight.

 

Red: Fall with a shove? We hover all the time, we can never fall!

Now, praise us for being tall.

Purple: Friendship and love are limiting emotions.

Who needs then when you have donuts?

Red: Princess Trollestia? What a stupid name.

Your trolling isn't even great!

Purple: We sent one of Invaders to a faraway planet,

and another to a planet of slaughtering rats!

Edited June 25, 2012 by Almighty Tallest/GLaMOS

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

(Her? GLaMOS OC is a he...)

GLaMOS:

Discord, yeah right.

All you did was send the Mane 6 to fight.

 

Red: Fall with a shove? We hover all the time, we can never fall!

Now, praise us for being tall.

Purple: Friendship and love are limiting emotions.

Who needs then when you have donuts?

Red: Princess Trollestia? What a stupid name.

Your trolling isn't even great!

Purple: We sent one of Invaders to a faraway planet,

and another to a planet of slaughtering rats!

 

(Ah, didn't know XD my bad)

 

Over 1000 years into the distant past

That's when I beat discord, his reign didn't last

One again, my subjects called upon me to save

my sister Luna, for hate was her slave

 

Now let me educate you on something you didn't know

That love, and friendship are feelings that grow

But you have to be able to accept reject

Because in my eyes I can't accept

 

You

 

You kill and exerminate?

You should really just try to tolerate

You think that I have a terrible name?

your parent's were unoriginal, now isn't that a shame

Named after colors? what a complete and utter joke

It sounds like you family were just dumb folk

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

(Ah, didn't know XD my bad)

 

Over 1000 years into the distant past

That's when I beat discord, his reign didn't last

One again, my subjects called upon me to save

my sister Luna, for hate was her slave

 

Now let me educate you on something you didn't know

That love, and friendship are feelings that grow

But you have to be able to accept reject

Because in my eyes I can't accept

 

 

You kill and exerminate?

You should really just try to tolerate

You think that I have a terrible name?

your parent's were unoriginal, so they gave you the same

Named after colors? what a complete and utter joke

It sounds like you family were just dumb folk

 

Red: Our father was a cold robot arm!

And its not even our real name, our real name has charm!

Purple: I'm sorry, but we're incapable of feeling "Love".

Now, goodbye and stuff.

Red: "Dumb Folk"? Our father had ten times the intelligence of your entire species!

So, get out now, before I get a horrible monster to excrete feces on you!

(I really need to make my next post long.)

Edited June 25, 2012 by Almighty Tallest/GLaMOS

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Red: Our father was a cold robot arm!

And its not even our real name, our real name has charm!

Purple: I'm sorry, but we're incapable of feeling "Love".

Now, goodbye and stuff.

Red: "Dumb Folk"? Our father had ten times the intelligence of your entire species!

So, get out now, before I get a horrible monster to excrete feces on you!

(I really need to make my next post long.)

 

 

Farewell, goodbye. I bid you adieu!

But remember evoke my wrath and I'm after you

But if I may point out your flaw

your threats, they're petty, and mean nothing at all

 

Rejecting the possibility of love you see

is more idiotic than failing with 1 2 and 3

So after you warm up and feel a little better

Tell me, let me know inside a letter

 

(Just noticed it is only me and you that's been posting all day XD)

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Farewell, goodbye. I bid you adieu!

But remember evoke my wrath and I'm after you

But if I may point out your flaw

your threats, they're petty, and mean nothing at all

 

Rejecting the possibility of love you see

is more idiotic than failing with 1 2 and 3

So after you warm up and feel a little better

Tell me, let me know inside a letter

 

(Just noticed it is only me and you that's been posting all day XD)

 

Red: You really don't get it do you?

Our species is incapable of feeling love! just like worms are incapable of saying moo.

Purple: Our threats are petty and small?

Tell to the species who had their planet turned into a shopping mall!

Red: Provoke us, and we might just invade Equestria!

We liked it better when it was "Trollestria".

Purple: Now we shall wait until a more worthy opponent faces us.

and then we will eliminate them like a giant mace.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Almighty Tallest/GLaMOS

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Freestyle time!

Paradox, man! I just wanna' let you know.

Ain't no way you're gonna' take away our card game, YuGiOh!

I'm gonna' use a spell card and bring out my man, Neos!

Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast!

What's that? Come again? I got a second move?

Looks like Jaden f'ing Yuki's got a lot to proove!

Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan.

I'm gonna' lay these cards down, right in the trap zone.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Vinyl Pon3 Scratch

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Freestyle time!

Paradox, man! I just wanna' let you know.

Ain't no way you're gonna' take away our card game, YuGiOh!

I'm gonna' use a spell card and bring out my man, Neos!

Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast!

What's that? Come again? I got a second move?

Looks like Jaden f'ing Yuki's got a lot to proove!

Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan.

I'm gonna' lay these cards down, right in the trap zone.

You've activated my trap card, time to put you at bay

I'll cut you 'til you're red then ring you out to 50 shades of gray

You're messin' with Ash, filly - it's time to go to your maker and pray

 

So throw down your cards, 'cause it's time to take a stand

You're tryin' to jump me with a pair; I'm pulling a dead man's hand

 

I've got clubs and spades runnin', 'cause it's just my buisness

Runnin' negative quadrants, shit's black as kismesis

You know you can't take this.

 

I'm runnin' and gunnin' and slashing my way-

past this poser, so fists up or good day.

Edited June 26, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Red: You really don't get it do you?

Our species is incapable of feeling love! just like worms are incapable of saying moo.

Purple: Our threats are petty and small?

Tell to the species who had their planet turned into a shopping mall!

Red: Provoke us, and we might just invade Equestria!

We liked it better when it was "Trollestria".

Purple: Now we shall wait until a more worthy opponent faces us.

and then we will eliminate them like a giant mace.

 

ha ha, and another at that

but for trying i guess you get a pat on the back

just a bot and some aliens, failures when against the human race

EVEN ZIM HAS PROBLEMS WITH A KID WITH A BIG FACE

 

SO LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD

GET THE F*** OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD

I AM DRACO, EARTH REPRESENTING

ILL FIGHT HERE TOO, YOU ASS AINT WORTH NOTHING

THE BLACK HOLE IS GETTING LARGER

SUCKING UP YOUR FLEET

WITH MY MIRACLE BEAT

STOMPING UNDER MY FEET

 

THIS BATTLE IS NOW FIN

ROBOTS AND ALIENS LOSE AGAIN

NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO HIT THE ROAD

ITS OBVIOUS WHY, YOU JUST GOT SHOWED

 

Freestyle time!

Paradox, man! I just wanna' let you know.

Ain't no way you're gonna' take away our card game, YuGiOh!

I'm gonna' use a spell card and bring out my man, Neos!

Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast!

What's that? Come again? I got a second move?

Looks like Jaden f'ing Yuki's got a lot to proove!

Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan.

I'm gonna' lay these cards down, right in the trap zone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Na6XJND88

you just got schooled YUGIOH STYLE

GO BACK TO THE ACADEMY FOR A WHILE

Edited June 26, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[MrL0LZ 866]

ha ha, and another at that

but for trying i guess you get a pat on the back

just a bot and some aliens, failures when against the human race

EVEN ZIM HAS PROBLEMS WITH A KID WITH A BIG FACE

 

SO LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD

GET THE F*** OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD

I AM DRACO, EARTH REPRESENTING

ILL FIGHT HERE TOO, YOU ASS AINT WORTH NOTHING

THE BLACK HOLE IS GETTING LARGER

SUCKING UP YOUR FLEET

WITH MY MIRACLE BEAT

STOMPING UNDER MY FEET

 

THIS BATTLE IS NOW FIN

ROBOTS AND ALIENS LOSE AGAIN

NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO HIT THE ROAD

ITS OBVIOUS WHY, YOU JUST GOT SHOWED

 

Red: Zims an idiot, no wonder he can't destroy your kind!

Tak on the other hand did just fine.

Purple: Your kind are are as tall as us and yet they are morons,

They could never score on us.

Red: We could blow up your race

and get rid of this disgrace.

Purple: Black holes? And Irken smeet could create a ship that could escape one.

So why don't go and make another lame pun.

Red: Now Get the buck out before we bring the massive.

Before we blow up your passive planet.