Free style rap

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Hey look Trixie is back

In the free style rap

No need to hate

Because Trixie is Great

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

You've activated my trap card, time to put you at bay

I'll cut you 'til you're red then ring you out to 50 shades of gray

You're messin' with Ash, filly - it's time to go to your maker and pray

 

So throw down your cards, 'cause it's time to take a stand

You're tryin' to jump me with a pair; I'm pulling a dead man's hand

 

I've got clubs and spades runnin', 'cause it's just my buisness

Runnin' negative quadrants, shit's black as kismesis

You know you can't take this.

 

I'm runnin' and gunnin' and slashing my way-

past this poser, so fists up or good day.

 

Wiki-wiki, scratch that record, son.

[Croaks 251]

Something about knocking people out, getting down, kings of rock, and intergalactic stuff.

Wat.

Dragons.

Yeh.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Red: Zims an idiot, no wonder he can't destroy your kind!

Tak on the other hand did just fine.

Purple: Your kind are are as tall as us and yet they are morons,

They could never score on us.

Red: We could blow up your race

and get rid of this disgrace.

Purple: Black holes? And Irken smeet could create a ship that could escape one.

So why don't go and make another lame pun.

Red: Now Get the buck out before we bring the massive.

Before we blow up your passive planet.

 

huh, a mighty irkin?

no, your just an urchin

of the whole universe

so, listen to my verse

 

THE ONLY THING YOU GOT GOING FOR YOU

IS THE FACT MY SIS WATCHES INVADER ZIM

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GODLY RAP

I KNOW IM GONNA WIN

 

YOUR OUT DATED, OLD

SHIPS ARE FILLED WITH MOLD

YOU WANT OUR SNACKS

THEN BUY THEM, LIKE THE REST OF US

FAILURE TO COOPERATE RESULTS IN BOMB PACKS

 

WHEN ENOUGH OF US HUMANS GET RILED UP, A WAR BREAKS OUT

AND THAT'S NOT ENOUGH

WE CAN DESTROY YOUR SHIPS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

NO I'M NOT LYING

OUR TACTICS ARE TRULY FLYING

 

so, had enough yet

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Oh hey I remember this

I loved this place

Back from June

I'm back to rap again

Now come on everyone

Come and post

Let's battle now

Or what are you scared.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

I am Prince Morning star and i am a necromancer. I am the younger brother of Celestia which makes me your king when Celestia dies, So prepare yourself you fool and bow down to your king or do i have to send my zombies to deal with you? I am not to be fooled around i am the most dangerous and the most evilest pony you ever face.

Maybe I'll set down on my throne and watch you suffer.

Edited December 2, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar