Scenario: You walk in on your friend clopping. What do you do?

[Super Derpy 535]

I would probably just say something like "Ugh, why don't you lock the door?" and walk out but then later I would probably start up a conversation with him about MLP and avoid the clopping thing altogether.

[techno915 408]

i give him the most disturbed and perplexed look. the only friend that i have who hates the show probably doesn't even fap at all. so i would be very very confused and mortified.

[Jamesblorg39welsh 125]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope *buys new furniture and rugs changes sheets nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[Clockwork Chaos 219]

"ah, dude, you're a brony too!? sweet! i thought thou dost protest too much anyway, finish up what you're doing here, and then meet me downstairs and we can talk about which character is the cutest and whatnot"

[Dsanders 5,747]

This is what I'm getting from reading all ya'll guy's posts here.

 

1. LOLs

2. Implications that it's always the guy clopping.....well that's probably true...or is it? Eh let's not think about that.

 

So I'm just gonna by the initial and common assumption that it's a guy.

 

I walk in and see a good friend of mine clopping to some pony porn...

 

First..

 

 

And then...

 

 

 

 

But seriously, I'd probably just immediately get out of the room quietly and be shocked for the next hour or two.

Edited August 19, 2013 by Sanderspie

[Hate9 5]

I'd probably just look at him for a second, and then go puke in a corner, after which I would probably go out and brainwash myself.

It probably wouldn't work, though, so I'd remember several hours later, and ask him about it.

[DiscordPF 139]

My reaction:

 

"Agh!  Jesus, you knew I was coming over!  Wait.. is that... oh you... [insert long string of expletive insults].  Now shut your mouth, clean yourself up, and meet me in the living room and we'll have drinks and watch the frickin show together you pansy."

 

(I love my friends, this would be expected XD )

[Huntress 94]

Well if it was a guy, I'd help him as a nice person then I'd make him watch ponies with me , now it it were a girl, I'd be like sista either let me help or scoot over!

[DubWolf 17,263]

So first he denies the show to be any good..ok! That's been established in my brain. Then all of a sudden, I see him clopping.... my memory of him as a non-brony is quickly replaced by one which loves MLP and also clops....the high jump that my brain must make for this sudden change is too large, that I fall and become unconscious while foam comes out of my mouth.

 

I would probably pull this face:

 

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

Quite the awkward moment. But after several minutes of us frozen in place, I feel I would break the ice by saying "I thought you didn't like this show."

 

"I don't," he would reply, "I just like bestiality!"

[FiretailFriesian 9]

"i knew it.  i knew you clopped.  what the hell"

and then id debate telling my other curious friends or to never speak of it again (he knows me so he knows i would tell but they know embarrassing shit about me so we all just kinda jest)

[Denim&Venöm 19,031]

Well I always knock when a door is closed, so I'd probably ask, "Why are you doing that w/ the door open!?" Unless it was my room, then I'd ask (in my royal Canterlot voice) "What the f##k are you doing in my room!? Why the f##k are you on my computer!?!" Dude,get the f##k out! My f##king room, not yours! No one is allowed in my room!!"

 

Then promptly check the history and see what it was, and when they apologize, say "Well, at least you've got good taste."

Edited August 19, 2013 by Denim&Venom

[BrainyBrony 252]

I'd probably be like:

And then I'd awkwardly walk out. I'd then run up to the wall and commence slow, deep breathing exercises, on the verge of consciousness. Next, I'd stumble outside before collapsing on the floor, saying:

"He- in- ponies- he-"

And then I'd pass out. 

[MLPForums Phanact 1,374]

If this situation actually happened? Hmm... I believe it'd go a little something like this:

 

Me: What are you doing?!

Them: Clopping...

Me: Do you need a hoof with that?

 

#FUCKYOLOSWAGMONEY420CLOPITFAGET

[Cantankerous 106]

I would, of course, be upset he/she had made fun of me, but, also, I would be happy to learn of our shared interest. However, I'm not sure that, even in this scenario, I'd be alright with letting another know I'm a clopper. I wouldn't make a big deal of the matter, but neither would I be eager to share my own perversion. More than anything else, I'd be happy to know I can brony out with him/her. 

Edited August 21, 2013 by ByTheTides

[Moonlight 7,286]

Walk out of the room and come back later. Then I'll mention how it's not that big of a deal and he shouldn't feel shame or anything like that.

[Onylex 2,837]

*walks in on him or her clopping*

Them: *Surprised look on their face*

Me: You like ponies dont you squidward?

Them:  *Still surprised I walked in on them*

Me: so who is best pony? *looks at what their clopping to*

*its Scootaloo*

Me:

[DustJacket 213]

My friend started to pick up a surprise face and stuttering, trying to explain.

 

I would just stood right at the very spot, simply fold my hands together, lean against something. Then give this look...

 

BADA BOOM BA!!!

 

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

Hmmm...

 

If I walked in on a friend clopping, I would...

 

...um...

 

...I'd ask them if they need a hand. :3

 

J/K

 

I'd probably just walk out and give them crap about it later jokingly. My friends are kind of like that.

[Mr F 1,522]

1.I would probably say: gimme my chocolate.

2. He would pass me the cocolate. (hopfully with the other hand)

 

3. I would make a smoothie or dink energy drink.

 

4. Shut down the power to my room to make it stop and go wach mlp.

 

Then look at him like this  :okiedokielokie:  and say:" love and tolerate".

[Smarts 1,622]

I would instantly say "That better be a pic of Chrysalis or I swear to Celestia". Just kidding. I would say I'm sorry for walking in and leave. I wouldn't think of my friend any differently because of this. It's their business and I wouldn't judge them. I hate judging for something so miniscule. We all enjoy a little R34 from time to time.

[Yes-Man 597]

*walks in*

"Hey bro I was wondering if-"

*looks at screen then looks at him*

*close door and cry for 20 minutes*

 

 

 

Sometime along the lines of that. I probably wouldn't care in the long run so long as he cleans up his mess.

[LastChanceConnor 25]

Facing that situation, I would try to push it over light-heartedly, saying "I wouldn't push over to that side of the fanbase if I were you." I take a look at the images, we'd laugh at the profanity. (That's something I do on Tumblr.) Then I'd brohoof him and say "It's a good thing I came in when I did, I could've ended up cleaning something up." He'd leave, and life will continue from where it left off: DeviantArt.

[Onylex 2,837]

*walks in*

"Hey bro I was wondering if-"

*looks at screen then looks at him*

*close door and cry for 20 minutes*

 

 

 

Sometime along the lines of that. I probably wouldn't care in the long run so long as he cleans up his mess.

So... I was listening to music earlier and forgot to take off my headphones when I clicked on that video.... the volume was on the maximum setting... 

 

[Loriem 639]

Depends on the setting. If it was in my house, I would yell "What are you doing in my house?!" Then I would promptly make him leave,  whilst trying to figure out how he got in.