mega thread Last Poster Wins

[repsol rave 2,963]

@,he made a banned post. those belong in the banned game XD 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Silly me. I thought he was talking about me. Sorry, Questioner! Anyway, getting back to the story...

 

"NAKED PARTY!" yelled EqG Pinkie, and tore off her clothes. Everyone just stared at her.

 

"Horses don't usually wear clothes," said EqG Applejack, rolling her eyes.

[RippedOffMattress 314]

Oh my god fuck these god-forsaken exams. I'VE ONLY HAD 2 SO FAR AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK.

Edited December 17, 2013 by RippedOffMattress

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS MAN!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Ahem. Anyway...

 

"Well, horses do usually do this!" said EqG Applejack before dumping on the floor.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

NEIN

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Said Photo Finish, appalled.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

As she exploded, along with the whole of Equestria.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

'She' being the name of a cake, and 'Equestria' being the name of an ice cream. "OH TEH NOES!" cried both Pinkies.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Except they didn't as they were dead, having perished when Equestria was destroyed by the Vogons.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

What the words mean:

 

Didn't - Did

Dead - Alive

Perished - Chewed on each other's tails

Destroyed by the Vogons - Remained unchanged

Edited December 17, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[repsol rave 2,963]

*still waiting for one of you two to ragequit*

[Life Giver 1,063]

So I'm never taking my Fluttershy plushie to school again.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, a flashy car appeared for no reason. The Pony Mane Six and the EqG Mane Six entered it and drove away.

 

In the Everfree Forest, a young colt was about to eat a poisonous mushroom, but before he could, he was hit by the car.

 

"WE JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!" yelled Pony Pinkie as they carried on driving.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*still waiting for one of you two to ragequit*

Keep waiting.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

...In an alternate universe at least. In canon, VOGONS. DESTROY. EQUESTRIA.

[Life Giver 1,063]

I feel this 'story' is just good enough to be on Fimfiction... anypony get it...

Edited December 17, 2013 by zombie king24

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes. And no, it's too bad even for Fimfiction.

[GONEFOREVER 518]

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

...In an alternate universe at least. In canon, VOGONS. DESTROY. EQUESTRIA.

What the words mean:

 

VOGONS - Both Pinkies

DESTROY - Ate

EQUESTRIA - Cake

 

The cake was actually Trixie. She was a cake because messed-up spell.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope, 'twas definitely actual vogons. Don't let them read you poetry.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Then the Vogons turned into apple trees. Pony Applejack taught EqG Applejack how to apple-buck.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

All of a sudden, everything burnt.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well, everything that was a cake, anyway. Suddenly, EqG Pinkie's skirt blew up in the wind and a stallion hiding in a bush photographed her rump.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Except the was no wind, as there was no Equestria, or any stallion to take a photo.