mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Back hugs you.*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

What is with you and starting fires? Did you win several lifetime supplies of campfire marshmallows at a space-poker game? Does it have to do with the last wish of a deceased relative pony who has now come back to haunt you because you didn't fulfil it? Are you some sort of Pyro?

Edited November 19, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I wonder how much longer this is gonna go on

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Edited November 19, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

If the best thing about waking up is Folgers in my cup, I'm not sure if I want to wake up.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't even drink coffee. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Win.

[A Majestic Keldeo 42]

I will relay the truth concerning the Chernobyl Disaster, the physics of waves, colour and radioactivity, and a series of popular myths concerning Native Americans, birds, and sunglasses. In essence, everything you've learned in school is wrong; for decades a thick veil of lies has been formed around you, thoroughly indoctrinated through any formal education you've received, the more the worse. In fact, I can safely inform you that radiation has almost nothing to do with nuclear energy, and bears little of the known danger characteristics. Radioactivity is in fact, the activity of radios, the presence of radio waves in the air. Ripples in the fabric of the universe around you. As you may know, radio waves are considered long wavelengths of light, so long that you cannot see it. This is untrue, and the sight of them are simply blocked by a surgical incision at birth. The effect of these surgeries can be negated however, most effectively with LSD and marijuana, hence the government's reasoning for illegalizing the drug. Green wavelengths are the easiest to see, and this is because it is by far the most dangerous, but also the most effective at controlling an innocent citizen. When you think you are hearing radio, you're really not. The thoughts and sounds are planted directly into your brain, wavelengths that leech onto your brain, in exactly the same way with all the people around you. Some stay for longer than others, and the time it takes to decay fifty percent is known as the half-life. Sometimes they bounce off your head, and this is why people sometimes disagree slightly about a word or two. And sometimes still, the waves will entirely mess up your brain for a finite amount of time, with a very long half-life; this is what causes a certain song or melody "sticking to your brain". If this happens, it is obviously very dangerous, which is why the governments also have restrictions on radioactivity. For instance, the reason for some radio stations changing frequency ever so slightly is that the activity on a specific frequency has become too much, and is potentially fatal. In countries such as the Soviet Union where there was no order or control from the government, situations can occur that five stations are broadcasting the greenest of wavelengths from the same frequency, and the Chernobyl disaster happens. Because of the high altitude at the tip of the Chernobyl reactors, the waves had a lot of space to be dangerous. With less air the concentration of waves can increase, and destroy entire settlements. At first, the pressure breaks any windows of the Chernobyl establishment, and penetrates the outer houses to reach the benzene tanks around the reactors, putting it all aflame and causing a great large explosions with a sudden burst of green waves, causing people to go blind and have miscarried or even handicapped children; the occasional extra arm or alike. Green waves are the hardest to avoid, but something dark can stop a lot of activity, which is why sunglasses are intuitively cool, our instincts are telling us that they're well protected and good to mate with. The color red can also block a lot of radioactivity, which is why the amount of radio music heard increases during Christmas time, the government has to in order to compensate for all the elf caps. What's also good to block radioactivity, is feathers. Evolution has long since given feathers to birds that live in high altitudes with a lot of waves, even before humans, because the sun also gives off a lot of radio waves. The worst thing about this lie is that even the simplest of humans were aware of it, the Native Americans. They put hats of feathers on their most important tribe members to preserve their mind, so that their decisions remain clear and wise.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Nice copypasta.

Win.

[Kurael 43]

I like cookies.

Do I win now?

I like cookies.

Do I win now?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No, you do not Win because you asked twice. If you were to ask once then maybe, but you just had to ask twice didn't you.

[Kurael 43]

Dang it

But good news is I have just bought some Cookies !!!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Win.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Drinks Eggnog while sitting next to the fire.*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Turns empty carton of eggnog into more eggnog*

*Realizes that the eggnog now has no container to hold it*

*Eggnog splashes onto the ground*

*Spaghetti flies from pockets*

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Keeps sitting and waiting.*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Here's Stormgiggle! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

no so fast

[Hyperhooves 872]

Hello. I have returned.

Edited November 21, 2014 by Hyperhooves

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ah, my age old enemy. I see you have returned to do battle once more. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

Yep. And I'm here to party for two reasons.

 

One, I'm here to throw Quest his winning this thread party.

 

And Two, Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire is going to be released tomorrow.