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*Dan hits Kobold Questioner over the head for 0 damage*

Quiet you!

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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These shadow dragons are empowered by the Lord of Darkness, you know. (The whole area belongs to him, he's not going to suffer a Light Dragon of any sort.) They can bypass any silly feats by working together. 

First, this cave belongs to me! Not any silly shadow lord! Second, I'm quite literately made of shadow elemental magic. I am shadow elemental magic. I can control the stuff as easily as I can control my own limbs. If every shadow god in all of existence teamed up to cast this one shadow elemental spell, I could still absorb and nullify it. (also, absorbing their combined magic would make me nigh-omnipotent, but that's neither here nor there.) My control over the shadow is absolute!

 

 

 

Err, no, your Light Dragon attacked first

Tis a lie!  >_>


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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First, this cave belongs to me! Not any silly shadow lord! Second, I'm quite literately made of shadow elemental magic. I am shadow elemental magic. I can control the stuff as easily as I can control my own limbs. If every shadow god in all of existence teamed up to cast this one shadow elemental spell, I could still absorb and nullify it. (also, absorbing their combined magic would make me nigh-omnipotent, but that's neither here nor there.) My control over the shadow is absolute!

 

Yeah... you just keep telling yourself that.... That "silly shadow lord" is literally the source of shadow magic, he can cut you off from it with a thought.

Tis a lie!  >_>

I'm a Kobold. I don't have the intelligence to lie.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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That "silly shadow lord" is literally the source of shadow magic, he can cut you off from it with a thought.

I AM my own source of shadow magic! I draw my powers directly from my own soul, not from any silly shadow god!  


 

 

I'm a Kobold. I don't have the intelligence to lie.

That's also a lie. Kobolds do nothing but lie, they lack the intelligence to tell the truth. 


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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I AM my own source of shadow magic! I draw my powers directly from my own soul, not from any silly shadow god!  

You failed Magic School, right?

 

You must have, if you believe silly things like that.

 

The soul is merely used as a gateway to the elemental realms of magic, it cant be used as a power source.

That's also a lie. Kobolds do nothing but lie, they lack the intelligence to tell the truth. 

You need some intelligence and imagination to lie.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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You failed Magic School, right?   You must have, if you believe silly things like that.   The soul is merely used as a gateway to the elemental realms of magic, it cant be used as a power source.

My soul is a realm of magic in and of itself. Seriously.  


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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My soul is a realm of magic in and of itself. Seriously.  

Yeah.... you keep telling yourself that.

 

 

Madman.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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You need some intelligence and imagination to lie.

You need intelligence and imagination to lie well. 


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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You need intelligence and imagination to lie well. 

Or to be able to, I dunno, make things up, which is slightly essential to be able to lie at all.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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Yeah.... you keep telling yourself that.

 

 

Madman.

How do you think the gods get magic, hmm? Directly from themselves. I do the same thing.

Or to be able to, I dunno, make things up, which is slightly essential to be able to lie at all.

Kobolds must be able to lie, since you're lying right now.


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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How do you think the gods get magic, hmm? Directly from themselves. I do the same thing.

The difference is you are a mortal. The gods just are, and always have been, you don't have the means to power your own magic, no being with mortal origins can.

Kobolds must be able to lie, since you're lying right now.

Um, no I'm not.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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The difference is you are a mortal. The gods just are, and always have been, you don't have the means to power your own magic, no being with mortal origins can.

I wasn't born in a universe with those rules. Where I was born, there were no gods, and each and every person derived their magic from their own souls. When I became powerful enough to travel between dimensions, I of course kept my own soul with me, which of course still generates it's own supply of magic power. So yes, I don't need any of your silly gods to cast magic. 

 

 

 

Um, no I'm not.

Another kobold lie.  :comeatus:


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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I wasn't born in a universe with those rules. Where I was born, there were no gods, and each and every person derived their magic from their own souls. When I became powerful enough to travel between dimensions, I of course kept my own soul with me, which of course still generates it's own supply of magic power. So yes, I don't need any of your silly gods to cast magic. 

 

Except that by entering this universe, you follow the rules of this universe. You have your own soul, yes, but it does not function as it once did. Of course, to you there seems to be no difference, which explains your confusion.

 

Another kobold lie.  :comeatus:

Prove it.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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The great Starswirl the Bearded would be disappointed. He did not develop the four classes of magic so that Necromancers and Kobolds can bicker and fight like little fillies.

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On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Except that by entering this universe, you follow the rules of this universe. You have your own soul, yes, but it does not function as it once did. Of course, to you there seems to be no difference, which explains your confusion.

You have no idea how souls work, do you? If my soul stopped working in the manner that you say it did, I would die instantly, no saving throw. I think I would notice my dying instantly.

 

 

 

Prove it.

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You are obviously a kobold, and you saying you're not a kobold is a blatant lie.


 

 

He did not develop the four classes of magic so that Necromancers and Kobolds can bicker and fight like little fillies.
 

But I like bickering like a little filly! It's tons of fun!


And anyway we are not bickering, we are having an intellectual debate on the properties of magic! 


(win)


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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Not D&D -esque gibberish 

I'm afraid most of us here talk D&D. So, in essence:

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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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you're wrong about that because I'm a loose-cannon.

 

I burst into your forum unannounced and change threads to my liking while becoming a regular experience for everyone. 


this is my signature 

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Very well! Together we will ascend to new heights of randomness!


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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