mega thread Last Poster Wins

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No, I am One.

Everything is One.

One is everything.

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

If something is below One, it will will be combined with something else until it is equal to One.

[Hidey 2,836]

No, I am One.

Everything is One.

One is everything.

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

If something is below One, it will will be combined with something else until it is equal to One.

 

I thought you were bread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

Does this mean you're going to try to "split up" 42? 

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Does this mean you're going to try to "split up" 42? 

 

Who is 42?

 

I thought you were bread

 

IV.

Target acquired.

 

*Strife initiated*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Who is 42?

If you try to hurt 42, I'll destroy you. 

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If you try to hurt 42, I'll destroy you. 

 

Your value is equal to One.

You may proceed.

[Hidey 2,836]

wut

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wut

 

You are not equal to One.

You must become equal.

 

*Punches*

[Hidey 2,836]

You are not equal to One.

You must become equal.

 

*Punches*

 

oh so I'm not equal, but stormgiggle is?

 

 

this is bullshit. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQst2mFlJM

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You are not equal to One.

You must become equal.

 

*Punches*

 

You better not hurt 42. You better not.

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oh so I'm not equal, but stormgiggle is?

 

 

this is bullshit.

 

You are IV.

You are above One.

You must become equal to One.

*Begins to drain energy*

[Hidey 2,836]

no idea what's happening. It's awesome

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*Powers are still being drained from Pink*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You are above One. You must become equal to One.

I'm going to have to destroy you. 42 is above one, and you've hurt Pink.

 

*Attacks One*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Lol, I'm just going to watch.

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*One swivels around to face Stormgiggle*

*Takes aim with Fusion Flux Rifle*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Oh now, that's going too far.

 

*causes the fusion flux rifle to dissolve*

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*Re-arms self with Corrupted Battlehammer*

*Charges at Stormgiggle*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*freezes One in it's tracks, and dissolves the Corrupted Battlehammer*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh now, that's going too far.

 

*causes the fusion flux rifle to dissolve*

Hey. Don't get involved.

 

 

*One swivels around to face Stormgiggle*

*Takes aim with Fusion Flux Rifle*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROetqv0ir9I

 

Ha. You'll need more then cheap toys to defeat me.

 

*Stormgiggle hurls a barrage of shadowbolts at One!*

 

*Stormgiggle gives One a disapproving glare!*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

He's all yours from now on.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*freezes One in it's tracks, and dissolves the Corrupted Battlehammer*

Don't get involved!

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He's all yours from now on.

 

*Resumes running*

*Leaps into the air, falling behind Stormgiggle*

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Resumes running*

*Leaps into the air, falling behind Stormgiggle*

Stormgiggle quickly turns around! "I'm going to enjoy this."

 

*Stormgiggle fires a Stygian bolt of lightning at One!* 

 

*Stormgiggle dances the safety dance! Her physical defense rises! Her evasion rises!*

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*One alters the values of the bolt*

 

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*The bolt is sent back at Stormgiggle*