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[Starlight Fan 538]

 

RIP in peace

Dox and Snow

Past - Now

 

You're doing it all wrong! Here, let me show you how it's done.

 

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offisial deafh sertific8

Dox and Snow r dead lel

from naw till 4evar

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For fear of their lives becoming a living nightmare.

They joined my side of their own free will!

Actually, I voluntarily joined Stormgiggle's side. Sure, I needed a little persuasion and ended up releasing all the evil inside of me giving it a physical form and thus forming my anti-self... but it's mainly just because Storm looks really cool.

 

Mother of Fausticorn, that looks absolutely delicious.

Mmmmmm...

That out of context could perfectly slide into Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

Well of course! It's Times approved and even CNN listed it as one of the best foods ever to exist.

_{And it's like the only thing I know how to cook apart from sandwiches and ugly sushi that gives people salmonella.}

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BadPokerFace.jpeg

 

Yes, that's right. 

Really? I'm pretty sure it was many times.

 

Yeah, I know.

 

You are a liar and a terrible one at that.

 

Only once.

You're doing it all wrong! Here, let me show you how it's done.

 

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offisial deafh sertific8

Dox and Snow r dead lel

from naw till 4evar

______________

 

 

 

Actually, I voluntarily joined Stormgiggle's side. Sure, I needed a little persuasion and ended up releasing all the evil inside of me giving it a physical form and thus forming my anti-self... but it's mainly just because Storm looks really cool.

 

That out of context could perfectly slide into Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

Well of course! It's Times approved and even CNN listed it as one of the best foods ever to exist.

_{And it's like the only thing I know how to cook apart from sandwiches and ugly sushi that gives people salmonella.}

 

Mine was good enough at the time.

 

Evil is cool but evil is petty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd eat it every day of my life... and perhaps those other foods too. Who could refuse sandwiches and sushi?

Edited August 23, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

 

 

 

 

I'd eat it every day of my life... and perhaps those other foods too. Who could refuse sandwiches and sushi?

Sure, I'll come over and make it for you every day... but you'll have to pay for everything. And there's a risk of food poisoning.

 

_{yeeee I'm so proud of our toast right now}

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

[Starlight Fan 538]

hue

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

hue

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Sure, I'll come over and make it for you every day... but you'll have to pay for everything. And there's a risk of food poisoning.

 

_{yeeee I'm so proud of our toast right now}

Hell, I'd pay double!

[Starlight Fan 538]

Hell, I'd pay double!

*books tickets to fly over to whereever the hell you live right now*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hell, I'd pay double!

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*books tickets to fly over to whereever the hell you live right now*

 

Who needs tickets when you've got a Deathcruiser Class Starship... or a fleet of them?

 

*Deathcruiser Maelstrom II breaks through the clouds and looms overhead*

 

Give me French Toast and I'll give you planets.

[Durandal 623]

 

That's not evil, that's gross.

 

THIS is evil:

 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Sorry about that. So, what have I missed?

[Durandal 623]

Me pissing off an eldritch abomination.

 

So not much, really.

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Me pissing off an eldritch abomination.

 

So not much, really.

 

I do that several times a day.

[Durandal 623]

@

 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Me pissing off an eldritch abomination.

Why would you try to tick off Stormgiggle?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Who needs tickets when you've got a Deathcruiser Class Starship... or a fleet of them?

 

*Deathcruiser Maelstrom II breaks through the clouds and looms overhead*

 

Give me French Toast and I'll give you planets.

 

All hail Hong Kong Style French Toast! *boards the Starship fashionably*

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

No offence.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes, enslavement. It isn't an uncommon thing for you to hypnotize and bribe people to your side and kill all who oppose.

 

Me pissing off an eldritch abomination.

 

So not much, really.

Really? Who did you piss off? Cthulhu? Hastur? Nyarlathotep?

I do that several times a day.

You do? 

No offence.

Offence? 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Offence?

Oh, um nevermind...

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All hail Hong Kong Style French Toast! *boards the Starship fashionably*

 

*The massive starship promptly begins its faster-than-light journey deep into the heart of Jerk Co. owned space*

*The ship slips down from FTL speeds and approaches a circular, spinning starport, roughly twenty times the size of the Maelstrom II*

*The ship slows down, docks with the starport, and beams all passengers and non-required crew onto the unloading platform*

 

-Welcome to Archimedes VII-

You do?

 

Do I?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, um nevermind...

...

 

Stormgiggle is your friend. Stormgiggle wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.

 

Do I?

Not really, no.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

@@Durandal

 

Umm... Hi there.

Stormgiggle is your friend. Stormgiggle wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.

[Durandal 623]

Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason.

 

 

@@CinnamonPop