mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*converts planet into giant banana plantation*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: A little help, please? My tail is stuck in a banana.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats all the bananas*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*creates portal from banana plantation planet to ForeverFrozen's house*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Thank you, Forever. What kind of pot-smoking lunatic would convert the planet into a banana plantation?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hey, it's a different planet. One that was not inhabited.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Still pretty mad.

 

Anala: Cassidy, are you sure it's a good idea to insult a reality-bending, universe-hopping demigod?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You forgot the entirely insane part, Anala.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats bananas out of portal*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

A gentleman's got a walking stick.
A seaman's got a gaff.
And the merry men of Robin Hood
They used a quarterstaff.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

You forgot the entirely insane part, Anala.

Anala: Even more insane than Riley?

 

Riley disintegrates his own tail with a disintegration gun from Looney Tunes.

 

Riley: STOP FOLLOWING ME!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Believe me, there is no being more insane than I.

Edited February 15, 2014 by The Questioner

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*harvests some ripe Celestial bananas*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: What are celestial bananas like?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Too good for you. You may not touch them.

[Life Giver 1,063]

... *Wink*

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,817]

*sleeping*

[Toon Richard 534]

BOOOM!!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala: I wonder who Richard is talking to.

[DigitalRocket 185]

r

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

A storm approaches. It is time.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*Eats banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*goes to sleep*