mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You are the wrinkle in an old man's eye and the twinkle in his skin.

[Hidey 2,836]

I am a Roman's elastic skin in olive oil.

 

 

Where is this going exactly

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Where is this going exactly

You wanted random, no? 

[Hidey 2,836]

yes but why am I the subject?

 

can't we talk american for once? who wants to talk american.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

The apples in the stove cry for the execution of the coffee. You're a poppy seed floating in the gas of the silly triangle. 

[Hidey 2,836]

You are the sum of the world's oysters. A fish in the dripping ooze of the stratocaster... a mile high squeezed from the perfection of a wobbling chord. A choir of angels plays your bones and from your brain the wildest fires dance about, a sick danse macabre unknown. The messiah will show from the strands of the just, the wicker catacombs plied from a typewriter in an attic. Toward this end, seven more bums approach riding unicycles singing of the great kip'lyah, sacrificing rodents tongues on a great bonfire. That will not be enough, because alone they cannot unlock the secrets... the nectar of the gods pouring from the mouths of snakes slipping across the egyptian desert. A psycho fairy takes you into the halls of hell, and dresses you in rags. This fairy was once a man named Georgeopolis, and remembers the war of the worlds. A million babies fly through the air, their hands melting like wax as they demand blood. Your soul is pulled through a typewriter as you become the evening's news and all the wives of the world slurp soup from plastic spoons. You are in Bermuda walking with a kid named Alfred when you ask, "what is this"? and Alfred says, "oysters" so you run as fast as you can but you just keep running into fire hydrants until you find a computer and seek the answers from the master of all time and space, his name is Pink.

Edited December 15, 2014 by Pink

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.

[Hidey 2,836]

And now for something completely original

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[Hidey 2,836]

oooo I am the mindfuck master and this thread is my superjail

 

 

 

Anyway if you're hungry I got a treat for you:

Edited December 15, 2014 by Pink

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[Hidey 2,836]

Edited December 15, 2014 by Pink

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Candles? What 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Brave Pink. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you? 

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

nap 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sonata Dusk uses Totally-Not-Evil Waifu Necklace Singing Powers!

 

 

 

 

It's very effective!

 

Everyone stops posting!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Dusky Husky 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Everyone stops posting!

You wish. :comeatus:  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

http://serviceapi.nmv.naver.com/flash/convertIframeTag.nhn?vid=531A512DF82B518347DE5508428F425CE66C&outKey=V125f1cc0280c8920c484ccfc618e214ae778f7d3a6eb92433c38ccfc618e214ae778&width=720&height=438

[Hidey 2,836]

You wish. :comeatus:  

 Could you dispatch that person?

[Starlight Fan 538]

You wish. :comeatus:  

 

Nobody speaks to Sonata Dusk like that!

 

I'm your totally-not-evil self appointed dictator!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

 Could you dispatch that person?

Why? That person seems really nice! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

http://serviceapi.nmv.naver.com/flash/convertIframeTag.nhn?vid=60BE2FFFE95B37907AD2CB505CBE71336DD7&outKey=V129a103d5ca033e7d58d56e9be4b1ee33e3d69256ae6b82c175956e9be4b1ee33e3d&width=720&height=438

[Hidey 2,836]

Why? That person seems really nice! 

 

they actually look like this

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm your totally-not-evil self appointed dictator!

Well, I'm the self appointed god-emperor of this thread! Who is most certainly evil!