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Yes, it's related to that thing beginning with 'U'. I shouldn't be gone too long, hopefully...

 

Undercooked eggs?

Underground caverns?

Useless junk?

Updating Windows?

Ummm...

Ultimate power?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I want.. Stormgiggle...'s..... hug...

*Hugs Bridal Mask*

 

 

Here Stormgiggle, have some "Legally obtained" cider.

*Rolls over several barrels of cider*

Thanks, but I don't drink cider...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle... don't do that.. again..

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle... don't do that.. again..

Didn't you ask for a hug?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Don't steal.. drinks... again...

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Thanks, but I don't drink cider...

 

Keep the cider. It's great for fuel anyways. (Oh, and it might look and smell like gasoline. Just ignore that.)

How about some "legal" crates of coffee beans that are definately not filled with the corpses of my enemies?

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

How about some "legal" crates of coffee beans that are definately not filled with the corpses of my enemies?

Sure! 

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*Attempts to roll the crates*

*Crates do not roll*

*Plan B*

 

*Pushes the crates towards Stormgiggle*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Pain all over my body. Feels bad. 21*2 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Don't steal.. drinks... again...

I'll never steal from you again!

 

 

 

*Pushes the crates towards Stormgiggle*

*Takes crates with telekinesis.*

Pain all over my body. Feels bad. 21*2 

I really hope you get better.

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Ignore the smell of rotting flesh.

I give you my love and all of my feels.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Ignore the smell of rotting flesh.

Why would anypony want to ignore such a nice smell?   

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Ignore it!

Where are we anyways?

Are we in some sort of coffee shop or are we in your castle?

Somewhere else perhaps? I really have no idea.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Where are we anyways?

We are somewhere in Equestria. I know not where... 

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When are we?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

When are we?

In the present. 

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Oh, so we are now?

I was worried that we might be then or soon.

 

Who are we?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, so we are now?

I was worried that we might be then or soon.

 

Who are we?

I am Princess Stormgiggle.

[Hidey 2,836]

ignore the smell of fresh cupcakes

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Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Win.

You never told me who you were...

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I am One.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am One.

One what? 

Edited March 14, 2015 by Stormgiggle

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I am One. The only One.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am One. The only One.

The chosen one?