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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Speed of lightning: 3,700 m/s

Speed of light: approximately 299,792,458 m/s

Where did you find that?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*Stormgiggle summons a shadow elemental!*

*Punicpunch analyzes the shadow elemental for weaknesses*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

My numbers were way off there for a second.

My bad.

[Hidey 2,836]

tardis moves faster than light  :comeatus:

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Where did you find that?

 

My measurements were off. It should be fixed now.

Because lightning isn't just made of light itself, it should move considerably slower. (I believe that lightning is made of electron plasma, but I might be wrong.)

Edited March 20, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I never underestimate my enemies. However, I do realize that she spent a lot of her strength, holding up the shield when Sombra attacked last time. Plus, I don't plan on letting her know that she is about to get removed 

Yes, a surprise attack would be best. Also, I think we should go after the heart first, it's the biggest threat.

 

 

*Punicpunch analyzes the shadow elemental for weaknesses*

Weaknesses: Light

 

*Stormgiggle curses Punicpunch! His attack decreases.*

 

*Stormgiggle blasts Punichpunch with a bolt of Stygian lightning!*

 

*Shadow elemental A slashes at Punicpunch with its claws!*

Edited March 20, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

 

 

Yes, a surprise attack would be best. Also, I think we should go after the heart first, it's the biggest threat.

Agreed.  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*Stormgiggle blasts Punichpunch with a bolt of Stygian lightning!*

*Punicpunch braces for lightning*

 

*Shadow elemental A slashes at Punicpunch with it's claws!*

*Punicpunch counters with a parry and a slice*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

My measurements were off. It should be fixed now.

Because lightning isn't just made of light itself, it should move considerably slower. (I believe that lightning is made of electron plasma, but I might be wrong.)

Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

 

Not that it matters, Punicpunch still can't move that fast.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Using my incredible powers of false knowledge, I unleash Correction Spam!

 

Speed of lightning: 3,700 m/s

Speed of light: approximately 299,792,458 m/s

 

Terrible failure^

 

Abraham Lincoln, please help me out here:

Edited March 20, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Agreed.  

Alright, I have a plan. We ask them nicely if they would give us the heart.

 

 

*Punicpunch braces for lightning*

 

*Punicpunch counters with a parry and a slice*

 

Punicpunch is damaged by lightning!

 

*Stormgiggle gives Punicpunch a disapproving glare!*

 

*Stormgiggle curses Punicpunch! His accuracy is decreased*

 

Shadow Elemental A took damage!

 

*Shadow Elemental A fired a shadow bolt at Punicpunch!*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*Stormgiggle curses Punicpunch! His accuracy is decreased*

*Punicpunch gives an annoyed look at Stormgiggle*

 

 

*Shadow Elemental A fired a shadow bolt at Punicpunch!*

*Punicpunch deflects the bolt and attacks the elemental*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Punicpunch gives an annoyed look at Stormgiggle*

 

 

*Punicpunch deflects the bolt and attacks the elemental*

 

*Stormgiggle stood still, doing nothing.*

 

*Shadow elemental A is defeated!*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*Stormgiggle stood still, doing nothing.*

*Punicpunch takes this opportunity to analyze Stormgiggle*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Punicpunch takes this opportunity to analyze Stormgiggle*

Stormgiggle cannot be scanned!

 

*Stormgiggle stood still, doing nothing.*

Edited March 20, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Stormgiggle cannot be scanned!

 

*Stormgiggle stood still, doing nothing.*

*Punicpunch readies his prototype*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Stormgiggle took a nap.*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*Stormgiggle took a nap.*

*Punicpunch fires his prototype*

The prototype was a miniature cannon and shot electrified bullets with an oil filled tip.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Punicpunch fires his prototype*

The prototype was a miniature cannon and shot electrified bullets with an oil filled tip.

Stormgiggle took heavy damage!

 

Stormgiggle revealed his true form!

 

*Stormgiggle lashed out with toxic tentacles!*

 

*Stormgiggle blasted Punicpunch with beams of dark energy!*

 

*Stormgiggle began to create powerful illusions!*

 

Stormgiggle Phase Two Battle Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lLnz4dHKrg

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Stormgiggle revealed his true form!

*Punicpunch kicks into overdrive*

 

 

*Stormgiggle lashed out with toxic tentacles!*

*Punic attempts to fight back at the tentacles to keep them at bay*

 

 

*Stormgiggle blasted Punicpunch with beams of dark energy!*

*Punic attempts to dodge*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*Punic attempts to dodge*

Dodge successful! 

 

 

 

*Punic attempts to fight back at the tentacles to keep them at bay*

It's no use! Punicpunch is ensnared by the tentacles! 

 

*Stormgiggle's tentacles squeeze Punicpunch!*

 

*Stormgiggle creates powerful illusions!* (It will now be difficult to tell what is real and what isn't)

 

*Stormgiggle sends waves of corrosive black ooze at Punicpunch!*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*Stormgiggle's tentacles squeeze Punicpunch!*

*Punicpunch flails his hooksword at the tentacles*

 

 

*Stormgiggle sends waves of corrosive black ooze at Punicpunch!*

*Punicpunch fires a bolt of electricity at the ooze to try and break open a space where he can slip through to avoid corrosion*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Stormgiggle revealed his true form!

*Punicpunch kicks into overdrive*

 

"This isn't even my final form!"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*Punicpunch flails his hooksword at the tentacles*

Many of the tentacles are destroyed, but even more appear!

 

 

 

*Punicpunch fires a bolt of electricity at the ooze to try and break open a space where he can slip through to avoid corrosion*

The ooze is mostly unaffected.

 

*Stormgiggle's tentacles pull Punicpunch into the corrosive ooze!*

 

*Stormgiggle creates a copy of Punicpunch out of black ooze!*

 

*Stormgiggle lets loose a unearthly roar! Punicpunch's initiative is decreased! Punicpunch's morale is decreased!*

[Hidey 2,836]

"This isn't even my final form!"