mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

....don't you ever threaten my waffle.

It's not a threat. It's a promise. That waffle is as good as mine.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

*chewing on an absurdly large piece of plastic wrap*

[Mars Orbit 729]

It's not a threat. It's a promise. That waffle is as good as mine.

Allow me to rephrase.

Don't touch my waffle, or everything may get a tad...explody

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Allow me to rephrase.

Don't touch my waffle, or everything may get a tad...explody

Do your worst.

 

*chewing on an absurdly large piece of plastic wrap*

Where did you even get that?

[Mars Orbit 729]

Do your worst.

 

*throws and angry cat holding a grenade*

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Where did you even get that?

 

Wal-Mart. It's actually standard size, but looks absurdly-large because I'm so small.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*throws and angry cat holding a grenade*

*You miss* 

 

Wal-Mart. It's actually standard size, but looks absurdly-large because I'm so small.

Do you want more?

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Do you want more?

 

*shrugs* Sure, why not? Give me your perfectly-fine plastic wrap and let me chew it all up.

[Mars Orbit 729]

*You miss* 

 

Darn. My entire plan has been ruined!

I shall return! With more grenade cats!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Darn. My entire plan has been ruined!

I shall return! With more grenade cats!

Yes. Do that.

 

*shrugs* Sure, why not? Give me your perfectly-fine plastic wrap and let me chew it all up.

*Gives you tons of plastic wrap*

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

*Gives you tons of plastic wrap*

 

Oh boy!

 

*starts chewing through it vehemently*

[Mars Orbit 729]

Yes. Do that.

 

Wait! I just remembered! I have an ace up my sleeve!

*pulls an ace out of my sleeve*

Aha!

*throws the card*

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

I don't think there is ever going to be a last post but oh well hi guys

[Mars Orbit 729]

Wazzaaaap

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

I feel like the new creepy guy in a group of friends that are already friends for a long time and I'm not ment to be there

Edited April 1, 2016 by Discordly Cutiepie

[Mars Orbit 729]

Don't feel like that!

Just chat for a little while!

Edited April 1, 2016 by Mars Orbit

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

I edited it stupid phone correcting my bad typing

[Mars Orbit 729]

I totally understand, that type of thing happens all the time

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Sooooo you think there will eventually be a winner here

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

I edited it stupid phone correcting my bad typing

I totally understand, that type of thing happens all the time

 

Excellent pun, even if it wasn't intentional.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

OMG IT'S SO PUNNY (I feel dead inside now)

[Mars Orbit 729]

Excellent pun, even if it wasn't intentional.

I knew someone would catch it!

Sooooo you think there will eventually be a winner here

Not until the thread gets locked or the site goes down

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Well if I keep posting it might be me

[Mars Orbit 729]

Seems like everyone has the same strategy.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

I guess at least we become friends by the end till someone wins and is hated but all the others