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[ExplosionMare 18,063]

Birds don’t eat pineapple pizza

[DubWolf 17,263]

3 hours ago, Yakamaru said:

You put pineapple on it anyway. 

NnnnnEVAAAAAAAAAAR

 

2 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Birds don’t eat pineapple pizza

Birds have good taste as well  

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Man, this thread is full of losers, sheesh.

Oh, I wønnered!

[Nsxile 26,974]

Just now, Yakamaru said:

Man, this thread is full of losers, sheesh.

Oh, I wønnered!

Only for a few seconds 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

3 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Only for a few seconds 

Speaking of losers.. :3

Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot.

Wait...

[Nsxile 26,974]

2 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Speaking of losers.. :3

Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot.

Wait...

I'm not a kettle...  I'm dragon 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

4 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

I'm not a kettle...  I'm dragon 

Dragon? You breathe fire, right? What a fancy way to pronounce "walking stove". xD

I'll bring the kettle and some tea cups.

Edited October 2, 2020 by Yakamaru

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

p  l  u  s  h  i  e

[Nsxile 26,974]

2 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Dragon? You breathe fire, right? What a fancy way to pronounce "walking stove". xD

Of course I do  More like "flying stove on four limbs + wings with other things" 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

31 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Of course I do  More like "flying stove on four limbs + wings with other things" 

...

"Other things"?

Should I even question what those are?

Burn down villages? Hoard damsels in distress? Hoard gold? Have a large collection of embarrassing but also cute underwear from knights who to try to rescue said damsels and fails, taking the underwear as a prize? A bathroom in pure gold? Including the toilet paper?

[Nsxile 26,974]

1 minute ago, Yakamaru said:

...

"Other things"?

Should I even question what those are?

Burn down villages? Hoard damsels in distress? Hoard gold? Have a large collection of embarrassing but also cute underwear from knights who to try to rescue said damsels and fails, taking the underwear as a prize? A bathroom in pure gold? Including the toilet paper?

By other things I meant my tail, horns, claws, scales etc. You know... The usual stuff and more unusual stuff ... That also might refer to my hoard of random items. 

If they did something to truly annoy me, sure, I'd burn villages  Hoarding damsels takes waaaayyy too much effort... So you can just make fake damsels and getting a couple of surviving villagers to write up posters and rumors about me to attract the attention of those knights. Umm... In a way, yes, I suppose  Why would I need a bathroom?  And why would they be carrying pure golden toilet paper?  Also, I now hoard quotes apparently 

[DubWolf 17,263]

Dragons  .

Rahr

[Nsxile 26,974]

Just now, WWolf said:

Dragons  .

Rahr

*Rawr 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

2 hours ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

By other things I meant my tail, horns, claws, scales etc. You know... The usual stuff and more unusual stuff ... That also might refer to my hoard of random items. 

If they did something to truly annoy me, sure, I'd burn villages  Hoarding damsels takes waaaayyy too much effort... So you can just make fake damsels and getting a couple of surviving villagers to write up posters and rumors about me to attract the attention of those knights. Umm... In a way, yes, I suppose  Why would I need a bathroom?  And why would they be carrying pure golden toilet paper?  Also, I now hoard quotes apparently 

You named your tail, horns, claws, scales, etc, "other things"? >:

Das weird, yo.

Where do I sign up?

[Nsxile 26,974]

Just now, Yakamaru said:

You named your tail, horns, claws, scales, etc, "other things"? >:

Das weird, yo.

Where do I sign up?

Right here:

Sign: ________________________________________________________________

[DubWolf 17,263]

I don’t trust any dragon with a contract . I need my lawyer asap

Also, if charizard isn’t a dragon, is he scaly or furry  ?

[Nsxile 26,974]

3 minutes ago, WWolf said:

I don’t trust any dragon with a contract . I need my lawyer asap

Also, if charizard isn’t a dragon, is he scaly or furry  ?

Isn't he technically a dragon type? 

[DubWolf 17,263]

1 hour ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Isn't he technically a dragon type? 

Nope he’s classified as lizard  . It’s controversial, I kno

 

 

 

Guys here comes Boom  (brace yourselves )

Edited October 3, 2020 by WWolf

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

That’s weird how right when you said that, I actually arrived.

@WWolf is psychic you guys!!!

[DubWolf 17,263]

15 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

That’s weird how right when you said that, I actually arrived.

@WWolf is psychic you guys!!!

I saw you brohoof one of my posts, but I’ll take it that I’m psychic .

How is BOOOM? Tired? Super hyper  ?

[CheeryFox 23,821]

My win...

[Woohoo 34,208]

Anyone have a fire extinguisher?

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

37 minutes ago, WWolf said:

I saw you brohoof one of my posts, but I’ll take it that I’m psychic .

How is BOOOM? Tired? Super hyper  ?

Boom feels just regular. How’s Wolfie?

[DubWolf 17,263]

59 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Boom feels just regular. How’s Wolfie?

Regular too  . How about some tap dancing

*tap dances.... with the hat and cane*

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

*tap dances with an umbrella like Mary Poppins or something*