mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@, what if I use the +1, +∞ against Mary-Sues and Godmodders Shotgun of Mary-Sue Removal?

 

But I'm not Mary Sue, or Gomodding... I'm already dead.

[Senor Citizen 516]

@, thought you said you couldn't die...

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@, thought you said you couldn't die...

 

I can't die when I am dead.

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

First we sacrifice Mr. Dash. He is expandable and shall help our cause. I don't know any orphans but I would suggest and orphanage?

 

An excellent suggestio-

 

@@Accellerant,@

*grabs PDP, begins cutting out heart*

I was prepared for this eventuality. All you need to have an orphan is someone whose parents are dead. And since this unfortunate bystander is no longer among the living, I've gotten the two remaining ingredients with ease!

 

You forget, I have no heart...

@, well, at least we have the sacrifice.

 

 I'll just pretend I didn't see my hero, , just carve a hole into Numbah One's chest only to reveal that  has no heart. I have just so many.... conflicting feelings right now! But has spunk, so much spunk that we'll sacrifice him with this Mr. Dash that you speak of ! 

I'm still wondering how you're not dead , but as a man of science I'm not payed to answer these questions!

 

Query: How do we go about acquiring this ""? I've seen them around these parts but they're.... difficult to pinpoint, yes....

 

Oh, and I'll add visiting an Orphanage to acquire The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child to the list.

 

To Do List:

 

• Liberate MLPforums from "The Man"
• Create Pyramid Scheme focusing around cute pastel ponies and rule through "Diabeeteeez" medications
• Summon Demigod ""  to assist in our nefarous plans
• Summon Demigod "@~Chaotic Discord~" to help us with #1 since #3 failed
• Stop @~Chaotic Discord~ and friends from taking over the forums!!!
• Summon Specialist "@Zoop" to stop the impending apocalypse 
• Acquire ingredients to summon the "Zoop" 
• Learn to read ALL required materials to summon X, Y or Z.
• Find Human Sacrafice & The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child
• Visit random orphanage and kidnap pure child of destiny.
• Acquire more Bacon to create delicious, deep fried BLT sandwiches
• Work on Evil, maniacal laugh while nobody's around
• Worship Trixie

Edited July 8, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@,

 

Mr. Dash we have need of your assistance.

 

This usually works. 

[Senor Citizen 516]

Something to watch while we wait. Villager News is probably covering that chase...

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

@, another victim!

*dismembers promptly*

Oh, and I killed your parents.

 

I admire your tenacity to get jobs done Mr. Rodriguez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

But we need a PURE orphan child's heart, this one has weird deformities and... there seems to be a sport SPORK! thrust into the side of this organ. I'm just... I'll keep it for science. So in the end, ya did good . I just may have to recruit you into the A.X.E.S.

 

But another time because I have tea to drink!

 

 

@,

 

Mr. Dash we have need of your assistance.

 

This usually works.

Edited July 8, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Come on Mr. Dash, we don't have time to wait.

[Crystallize 279]

The hell? 

[Crapplejack 136]

♪ I'm gonna sing a song for you! And I'm gonna show you a thing or two! So have a sit my dear and if it's all the same, just sit back and relax, WHILE i EAT YOUR BRAINS! ♪

[Mr Dash 1,820]

@, @@Accellerant.

 

Well....I'm here now. If that counts for anything.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@@Accellerant, 

 

He's here!!!

 

@,

 

Thank you for showing up... 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

It's a good thing you showed up now. We had a guy running around the forums posting highly inappropriate comments, with an inappropriate name and avatar, and posting MLP porn everywhere.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

It's a good thing you showed up now. We had a guy running around the forums posting highly inappropriate comments, with an inappropriate name and avatar, and posting MLP porn everywhere.

 

Just found out... the nerve of some people.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

He even desecrated our beloved Last Poster Wins game.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

*Cracks knuckles and neck* Now it's personal!!!

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Anyway, I submitted my banner for the site. Hopefully it gets chosen.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Cool. Maybe it will, who knows. I can't remember how they choose them, but I hope yours is.

[soniccam1 242]

I'm back after all these posts. AND ALSO FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET:

*Zelda Unboxing Chest Music

A BAT CREDIT CARD!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Welcome back, and cool. 

 

I'm getting the urge to change my avatar to something a little more Pinkamena...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

 

 

I'm back after all these posts. AND ALSO FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET:  *Zelda Unboxing Chest Music A BAT CREDIT CARD!

 

 

[soniccam1 242]

I guess the Nostalgia Critic will one day, GET the bat credit card. Anyway while he's continuing rage quiting, please enjoy this picture of a potato.

Edited July 8, 2013 by soniccam1

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Potatoes!!!

[soniccam1 242]

Potatoes are better then a BAT credit card.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

That they are... that they are.