mega thread Last Poster Wins

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Omnomnom

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Said Human Pinkie and Pony Pinkie in unison. The whole time, Human Pinkie was dumping on the ground.

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Suddenly, both Pinkies transformed into a pair of very puzzled ostriches.

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And they turned back into ponies a second later. Having no idea what had just happened, the two Pinkies trotted off to get into some random adventure.

 

After they left, Pony Twilight stepped in Human Pinkie's... how shall I put this... stool.

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Twilight then rather promptly turned into a dung beetle, and then proceeded to cart off the dung.

 

Waste management, you know.

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Right after she was done, Twilight turned back into a pony.

 

Human Pinkie was trying to figure out how to tickle with hooves when she was snatched by Gilda.

 

"Now I've got you! Time to exact revenge on you, Stinkie Pie!" said Gilda. Human Pinkie, of course, had no idea what was going on.

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She then accidentally turned into an assortment of various cakes.

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Assuming 'she' means Gilda, Human Pinkie gobbled them up in mid-air. Then she landed. Suddenly, the wind blew her skirt up, and a stallion hiding in a bush was quick to take a photograph.

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Edited June 7, 2018 by ,,,

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Ahem. Anyway, getting back to the story...

 

Pinkie caught the pervert stallion and tried to tickle him before remembering she had been turned into a pony. But she didn't mind because cuteness.

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Pinkie Pie, suddenly experiencing a change in mindset, contacted the authorities. Sadly, the police had a slow response time, likely due to Equestria outstretching it's resources to battle against a Sombra-controlled Crystal Empire.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Er... Are we telling a story or something? o_O

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Princess Celestia had recently been keeping law enforcement funds to the minimum in order to raise money to liberate the Crystal Empire, it seemed like the perfect department to cut, considering Equestria's relatively low crime rate. It was her only choice, besides a global tax hike, which would have added considerably to Equestria's already record breaking financial crisis.

Edited December 15, 2013 by ~Sadistic Muffin~

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... But then Klonoa came in, saved the day, and became the Hero to everyone!!!

 

... Eh? What's that? I don't fit in a story like this? I should just stay out of it?

 

... At least I'm an actually named character, unlike the voice just there for the convenience of one single joke...

Edited December 15, 2013 by SomariFeyWright

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DOVAHKIIN! Edited December 15, 2013 by ~Sadistic Muffin~

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Been awhile everyone, so hows my favourit thread doing?

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a New challenger has appear.....

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Anyway, back to the story...

 

Just then, Human Rainbow Dash jumped through the statue into Equestria. Don't ask why.

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There was never a story.

 

The Cake is a lie.

 

aFTERWARDS chooses to engage Dark Heart in battle!

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aFTERWARDS is right. This is no story. Equestria Girls Pinkie going to Equestria and turning into a pony is actually happening in another universe

Edited December 15, 2013 by Red Pegasus

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I think I should post here, and I might possibly win.

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Anyway, Human Pinkie was trying to figure out how to use the toilet in a horse's body.

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hello

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Said the toilet.

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Your story isn't gonna work.