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[AnonymousTheSecond 47]

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[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I'll have a go at this.

 

 

1. I would freak the F*ck out. Not because of the bite, but because she is a cartoon pony.

 

2. I would desperately need context for the situation.

 

3. Same initial reaction as #1, but then I would explode from happiness.

 

4. Yes. Facial hair is f*cking boss.

 

5. Well, I would have to weaken it first, then I would catch him.

 

6. I'm just going to assume at this point I have come to terms with the fact that cartoon ponies exist. That aside, I would react the same as if anyone else was staring at me in the shower, I would cover up. Afterwards I would no doubt have to confront her and allow her to explain herself. No doubt she was just curious, but I would still want an explanation.

 

7. I was unaware she was going to make me breakfast in the first place. Still, how dare she forget my breakfast!

 

8. Assuming you mean the mane 6? Ponies, No question. If you mean RL ponies, I'd take the money.

 

9. I would sit down and hang out with her. I love skyrim and I love ponies; perfect combination.

 

10. I would be the gentleman and sleep on my couch, I would let her have my bed. If the implication of her request was to sleep in the same bed as me, rather than just wanting my bed, I guess I'd be okay with it. Her request seems innocent enough.

Edited September 15, 2012 by Eljordo

[NavelColt 22,880]

1. Most likely become extremely shocked, and watch her facial expression, waiting for an indication on why the hell she bit me.

2. NO ADORABLE CARTOON PONY, NO! GRENADES ARE BAD! D:

3. Resist the fuck out of cuddling Dashie. Then, talk to them, answer all their questions about where they were, and offer them my room to stay in while they tried to figure out how to get home. Then, when Dashie cocks her eyebrow at the Rainbow Dash plushie on my bed, give her a *squee* expression and smile sheepishly.

4. Spike's swag is already far too dangerous, I'm not sure if that's such a good idea. Giving him a mustache might blow the maximum swag level in the universe, and nullify all existence. It came pretty damn close in Boast Busters.

5. "The fuck? Now Pokemon are real too?"

6. Be mildly flattered at first, but then do the inevitable and cover in embarrassment. I'd ask why she was doing so, with the most likely response being 'she was wondering what humans looked like under that unnecessary cloth they wear all the time', which is perfectly understandable.

7. Give her sad face.

8. Ponies. Money just turns you into a spoiled douche over time. Plus you can't cuddle money like you can ponies.

9. In a strange way, not become surprised.

10. Let her =3

[Autumn Skies 49]

1) Be utterly surprised by the fact that she exists and then hug her despite the fact that she bit me.

 

2) Be used to the fact that the ponies now exist apparently and explain to her that grenades are dangerous and you shouldn't play with them.

 

3) I ask them to take me back to Equestria somehow.

 

4) Heck to the yes

 

5) Well, pray that throwing a Pokeball at a perfectly healthy Squirtle will actually catch it.

 

6) Cover up like just about anybody would and probably be like, "What the heck, Dash? You don't spy on ponies when they bathe, so don't do it to humans!"

 

7) Wouldn't be aware that she would, but wouldn't make a big deal out of it, but it would have been awesome if she did.

 

8) Tough one... I'd go with ponies.

 

9) I'd tell her to play something better.

 

10) Let her, obviously. She's my favorite pony besides Scootaloo.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

Ask myself how high am I...

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

Just accept the fact that if she knows what grenade is were in no danger...

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

I would do a major fanboy scream.

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

... HECK YEAH

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

Duh... Weaken it and then capture it

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

Cover up =O... (Dash is no Stalkerloo)

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

Probably wouldn't make a big deal about it.

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

PONIES

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

Be surprised that she's actually playing a violent video game.

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Let her

[PonyEcho 1,610]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

it would probably be payback for me eating her mane to see if it was cotton candy so i'd let it slide

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

take it from her, she's too young to be playing with stuff like that.

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

freak out, and then throw them back in to the tv.

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

Yes

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

"catch Squirtel" then trade it for a Bulbasaure

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

ask her nicely to stop, also be a littel weird ed out out because we would both be naked

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

i would make my own breakfast

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

all the money in the world

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

sit back and watch as she joins the dark brotherhood

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

let her, but if she hogs the covers i'm kicking her out.

[Demiurge 108]

I'm guessing that to answer these questions we assume that ponies irl are normal or that we're in Equestria, right?

1. Depending on why she bit me, either hug her or bite her back.

2. Take it before she pulls the pin!

3. Faint from excitement then hugs when I wake up. Lots and lots of hugs. Then I would wish that they never go back. Then more hugs. ALL the hugs.

4. That would be cool. Maybe a handle bar style or something.

5. CATCH THE SQUIRTLE! Now I have both the mane 6 and a pokemon to keep me company. I'll never need any other friends.

6. Make this face. o.O. Then apply my hand to her face and slowly push her away. Then cringe in the shower after realizing what just happened.

7. I'd actually be the one making her breakfast. Something far better than apples. Fruit Loops!

 

8. I'd either:

a ) get the money and use it to build a gateway to Equestria to obtain ponies or

b ) get the ponies and charge $100 or something for a hug or photo with them.

Either way, I end up with both. ^^

9. Install that mod where all the dragons are Fluttershy and watch her reaction.

10. I'd let her of course! I'd snuggle up with her. :3 (No sexy business though)

 

These questions were random. I liked them.

Edited September 14, 2012 by Demiurge

[Devious Detonation 442]

1 -- I would get my cello bow and throw at her head to show disapointment.

2 -- I would make her eat it.

3 -- I would take my 3-D glasses off.

4 -- No, because a beard PLUS a mustache is better.

5 -- Why would I use a ponyball for a squirtle? I thought they only worked for ponymons?

6 -- If she was spying me on the shower, she couldn't see anything because I have alot of fur in everywhere.

7 -- Probably break up with her(Assuming that she is dating me... :L)

8 -- I already have ponies trotting around my desktop, so I wont do anything about this one(I use ponify)

9 -- I would probably be terrorized everytime she uses Fus Ro Dah.

10 -- I would probably tell her: "There is nothing between us, if anypony asks."

[Zerul 554]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

So I guess I'm a cupcake now huh? *Hugs Pinkie*

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

Drop it filly...

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the scree

Heart attack?Explode?Implode?

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustachei

Shoot him the finger guns and say"Sup"

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

CATCH IT.

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

I thought you were gay? jk jk I'd panic O.O

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

:wub:Hug her and say "Thank you sugar cube "

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

Money.I'd pay Lauren to continue the series for as long as I could sustain her financial needs

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

Stare at her and come up with an arrow to the knee joke on the spot

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Give her all my pillows and give her as much space as she needed

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

In my humble opinion...

1. Turn red with a displeased expression, and just stare at her.

2. SWEETIE BELLE! Who gave you that?!

Her reply would be, "th-that guy over there... o.o;" points to jazo123

I would then proceed to take the grenade from her, turn toward jazo123, turn red with a displeased expression, disappear then reappear just a foot closer to jazo123.

3. Be over-joyed from the fact that they somehow got here. Go on an adventure to try and find ancient texts on old timey magic so that twilight could cast a spell, become disheartened when we eventually find it, turn to walk away, only to find that they wanted me to go back with them. Or be trampled to death upon them coming out of the screen, covered in blood, with a displeased expression on my face.

4. Nah, he's fine without one.

5. Faint it for the experience. Gotta level up somehow.

6. I'd be all like, "DUDE!" and cover-up, then she'd be all like, "SORRY DUDE!" then I'd be all like, "dude....."

7. I don't eat breakfast, but... I would probably turn red with a displeased look on my face, then fade in and out once, appearing one foot closer to her, then do it again and be just in front of her.

8. Ponies, as if there were ever any doubt.

9. I'd laugh if she we're playing with kinect enabled, cause she wouldn't be able to shout loud enough for it to register.

10. That'd go a little something like this.

She'd say, "Red! I just had a terrible dream!"

My response, "what's the matter Twilight...?" she would've woken me up you see.

Twilight: "it was terrible!" she'd gallop onto my bed, "can I sleep with you tonight?" she would ask sheepishly.

Me: "Uh... Sure, but what was your dream about that made you so scared?"

Twilight: "sniff* Well, there was this..." she'd turn and shutter. "this red monster thing, and it was chasing me without even moving, I ran and ran as far as I could but he eventually caught me... I'm just glad that-" she'd turn back to find that I was right in her face, all red, with a displeased look on my face, then the lights would go out.

[Driz 1,552]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

Bite her back! >:3

 

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

I would run as fast as I could, most likely.

 

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

I would go see a doctor... Or die from a heart attack right away.

 

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

Sure. Why not?

 

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

"Driz used the Pony ball! Darn it, Squirtle broke free! Squirtle is enraged! Driz got away safely!"

 

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

I would freak the f**k out... And probably punch her accidentaly due to the scare.

 

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

I would do it myself. ô-õ

 

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

All the money in the world, so I can invest in a machine that take us to Equestria.

 

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

I would ask her to shout Fus-Roh-Dah... Should be adorable~

 

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

I would go "d'awwww" and let her sleep in the bed.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

1. Yelp loudly then ask what the buck is she doing.

2. Punt her as far away as possible. Its either me, her, or both of us.

3. Freak the fuck out. Then if I wasn't passed out from shock I'd hug them all. Applejack and Pinkie the most.

4. Why yes, yes he should.

5. Please, I'm a master Pokemon trainer. I always carry spares. A quick paralyzing shock from one of my pokemon to keep it from running then I'd commence a shower of balls. Pokeballs and one ponyball.

6. Gah, i know im sexy , Dashie, but please contain yourself. Can ya do that for me?

7. Aww thats ok, sugarcube. I still Loves ya!

8. Dammit. such a hard question. Imma say money. I can buy anything I want. I could even use it to find a way to either get to Equestria or bring the mane6 here for a while.

9. Oh, cool. Didn't know you liked that game. Mind if I watch? *sits down next to her*

10. Uugghh. How old are you? Can't Mr Smartypants keep you safe? no? Ugghh, hop in. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

--Shove a cupcake in her mouth and say "if you're so hungry, eat this."

 

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

--Run. But I'd run from anyone who had a grenade.

 

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

--Be the happiest person in the world. I'd be friends with all of them and love them forever. Rarity could do some interior decorating on my apartment. Fluttershy would love my dog, and vice versa. I've got books galore, so Twilight would be happy. Rainbow would be harder to please, since there's not much room to run around in my place. Maybe I'd show her my music collection. (Bet you her favorite band is Cloudkicker.) Applejack could kick my annoying neighbors. Then Pinkie Pie and me would gorge ourselves on sweets.

 

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

--No, it wouldn't look right on him.

 

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

--Ignore the Squirtle and use the pony ball to catch a pony instead.

 

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

--Say "sorry, I'm not a horse. Even if it looks that way."

 

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

--I would be very unsurprised and proceed to have a normal day.

 

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

--Eventually the makers of MLP will have all our money in the world because the show is that awesome, so...ponies. ^^

 

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim? 

--Start her out with something that's easier to play with hooves, like DDR.

 

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

--I'd say yes, and read to her until she fell asleep.

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Figured I might do another one while I'm at it. Post your answers in the comments.

 

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

 

1. Yell ow

2. Run like heck

3. Lay back, play it cool and chill with the ponies

4. Spike can do what he wants

5. Maybe I could answer if I knew what a "ponyball" was

6. Immediately post in the forums that Rainbow Dash is NOT a lesbian

7. Order flapjacks or something involving a pun on her name

8. If your asking would I choose between making Equestria real life or all the money in the world, definitely making Equestria real life.

9. Tell her not to play, she shouldnt be playin violent games like that, especially not Fluttershy

10. Sweet, I get to cuddle with Twilight. Although my curiosity would probably want to know the details of her dream.

[Smokey the mudkip 52]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

i would scream and climb a tree so she wouldn't bite me again.

 

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

I'd steal it from her and put in my collection of dangerous things. >:3

 

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

I would be sooooooooooooo confused, and after i got over the shock of seeing the real ponies, i would tackle hug them and become their new best friend.

 

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

yesh

 

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

I use tackle, to weaken it, of course, then throw it!

 

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

i'd be like O.o

 

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

*throws a table* where is my BREAKFAST

 

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

all the money in the world, then buy the ponies and be rich

 

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

uhhhh, i dont know

 

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

SLEEP OVER!!! X3 lol

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

I think I'll just answer 9 since I like that question the most.

 

9. Well I would probably take her into the dungeons and show her the zombies... oh man that would be the most entertainment I would have in years...Then I would proceed to give her a hug :3

[silvadel 1,393]

Figured I might do another one while I'm at it. Post your answers in the comments.

 

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

 

1: Contract some sort of disease making me have the same personality as Pinkie Pie -- then I would beat her at her own game.

 

2: Monty Python Holy Hand Grenade Skit?

 

3: Jump into the screen to equestria while the gate was still open.

 

4: No.

 

5: Take a bath.

 

6: Apologize

 

7: Same as any other day.

 

8: If they are MLP:FIM Ponies then Ponies.

 

9: Watch and cuddle.

 

10: Accept Graciously

[DarligPegasi 315]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

I'd yell at her and ask her why she did it, then bite her ear. Then we'd make up and have a party.

 

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

I'd scream "AAAH SWEETIEBOT!" and run for the hills.

 

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

I'd make twilight turn my family and I into ponies so we could live in Pony Ville with them.

 

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

Yes. I think he'd look quite dashing with a mustache, but not one of those curly ones. Just a sophisticated bushy one. Can he have a top hat too?

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

I'd scream "CMC Triple Spazz Attack Go!!" and watch as they successfully rangled the Squirtle. Then I would go for a swim.

 

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

I scream, grab her and dye her mane grey.

 

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

Demand to know what the hold up was.

 

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

Ponies are cool but money all the way man.

 

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

I knew Fluttershy was a dragon slayer. FLU TA SHA!!!

 

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Only if she turned me and my family into ponies.

[Nightfall 3,950]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you? Um... Get a bit nervous. Or freak out because it hurt...

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade? Run for my life.

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen? Ultimate hug time!

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache? Yes. Epic Spike.

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do? Eat it!

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower? Get extremely nervous.

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast? Make my own...?

8. Ponies or all the money in the world? Money can't buy MLP ponies, so...

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim? "Fluttershy...? What are you doing?"

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight? "Uh... Sure, Twilight..." And if anyone was hogging the sheets/bed, I'd go to the couch.

[koochi 5]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

Depends how hard she bites me. Soft I would go like "oehhh that tickles".

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

Would she do anything with that grenade? ;O like throw it at mi?

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

depends... would they B screen sized and have their own minds and look still like animations or just pony size and otha things I said... With first... just B happy... with second... I would B flipping out and scream and run around mi hood LOLZ XD

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

nope XD he just has 2 use a fake one

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

do nutting!!! squirtle wouldn't B able 2 give me a real pony >.>

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

Okay real random... Probs wash real slow like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i24AwrlKtus

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

I would arm wrestle with her and lose on purpose sho that she would treat mi ^^

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

all le money in the world XD den buy ponies LOLZ XD

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

beat her!!! den C what she would do

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

hmmm... real tough one... XD probably sez yush... and try 2 sleep as normal as I could but I'd B excited and no not in that way...

[Zygen 6,066]

1. What would you do if Pinkie Pie bit you?

Proably just say ow and wonder why. but I always say ow when someone even just touches me.

2. What would you do if Sweetie Belle had a grenade?

Proably freak out and tell her to put it away and that its dangerous. If that didn't work I'd just run.

3. What would you do if you were watching MLP and the mane 6 came out of the screen?

Have a heartattack and ye'll louder then when I did when I first played sleder.

4. Do you think Spike should grow a mustache?

Yes

5. QUICK! A wild Squirtle appeared. You have 1 pony ball. What do you do?

I've always wanted to yell GO POKEBALL! Guess yelling pony ball will have to do.

6. What would you do if you saw Rainbow Dash spying on you in the shower?

Be freaked out... Both because theres a pony in the bathroom and because shes spying on me. I'd proably run out of the shower and feel unconfortable aswell.

7. What would you do if Applejack didn't make you breakfast?

Eat cereal, its what I do whenever I have nothing else to eat

8. Ponies or all the money in the world?

I don't care for money a whole lot so Ponies

9. What would you do if Fluttershy was playing Skyrim?

I would love her even more since I love skyrim

10. What would you do if Twilight had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Um.. I wouldn't mind it depending on how that would be considered as legal or not... I personally wouldn't mind it however it might feel akaward since she is naked kinda...