Feather Spiral 1,892 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 (edited) guys, guys. Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well... ...i think i might be pregnant because of it. You too? And AGAIN?... Dammit Vis, start wearing protection. Or using your leftover demon powers to sell your children on the black market before they're born. We already had Luriel, and toothless just became our biological son. ...hold on, we two are ponies and our biological son is a dragon... Bah, makes sense to me. And Ninja, Vus is the dude I quoted. His original name was Viscra Maelstrom, but through changes I won't detail here, he got this new name. Edited February 4, 2012 by Derth Fader the Ponith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 guys, guys. Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well... ...i think i might be pregnant because of it. also, my stomach has been feeling violently unstable as of late. if it's side-effects of carrying his child, i don't know, but... i'm scared. whatever am i going to do? LIESSSSSSSS LIERSSSS TRAVIS LIES!!! **SUPER SAYIAN MODE** LIESSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 343 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 I don't wanna be his wife! I am new to this small town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viscra Maelstrom 3,718 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 LIESSSSSSSS LIERSSSS TRAVIS LIES!!! **SUPER SAYIAN MODE** LIESSS don't YOU lie on me, mister! i can magically recreate the events in holographic form for future purposes. don't ask me how, i just can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharius The Prosecutor 46 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 I smell a court case coming up.*rubs hooves in glee* >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luriel Maelstrom 253 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Viscra is a demon? You're pregnant Toothless is biological son? I HATE YOU! *Cries and runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 don't YOU lie on me, mister! i can magically recreate the events in holographic form for future purposes. don't ask me how, i just can. LIES! Sure i did rape you but i didn`t get you pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Viscra is a demon? You're pregnant Toothless is biological son? I HATE YOU! *Cries and runs away* hey kid, i think this apple here will help you solve your problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 343 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 (edited) Alright. I am new to town. I am one of the last Alicorns. I am an orphan, and I am 23 years old. I am looking for a good job. Info ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Name: Cornelius Jalk (Call me CJ) Age: 23 Kind: Alicorn Description: I am an orphan Alicorn who was mindlessly wandering until I found this small town. I have dark green eyes, a pure black coat and mane, and I am the same size as Princess Luna. I am strong, fast, and smart. I practice telekinetic magic. And I am a good assassin. What do I do now? Edited February 5, 2012 by Ninja Derpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Alright. I am new to town. I am one of the last Alicorns. I am an orphan, and I am 23 years old. I am looking for a good job. Info ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Name: Cornelius Jalk (Call me CJ) Age: 23 Kind: Alicorn Description: I am an orphan Alicorn who was mindlessly wandering until I found this small town. I have dark green eyes, a pure black coat and mane, and I am the same size as Princess Luna. I am strong, fast, and smart. I practice telekinetic magic. you look new here, how about you come over here to my "fruit stand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 343 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 What do I do now? Mmm.... you can be the uncle that misspells the names in the Christmas presents , every family needs one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 as you can see i have a variety of "fruits" available, what would you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 343 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 I want the legendary shadow fruit please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 I want the legendary shadow fruit please! well, i dont have anything exotic like that, the most exotic thing i have is a zap apple, but seeing how your new here and probably dont have any money, take this bag of peanuts! free of charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Zap Apple? Whats A Zap Apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 (edited) Can I have a pinnapple and a coconut, so I can make a Piña Colada Edited February 4, 2012 by Pinkazoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Zap Apple? Whats A Zap Apple? this is a zap apple! would you like one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 this is a zap apple! would you like one? I wan't one, along with the coconut and pinnapple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 I wan't one, along with the coconut and pinnapple here ya go, the zap apple is 600 by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 *hands over money* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 guys, guys. Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well... ...i think i might be pregnant because of it. also, my stomach has been feeling violently unstable as of late. if it's side-effects of carrying his child, i don't know, but... i'm scared. whatever am i going to do? *takes out large knife* sounds like some needs an abortion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 Abortion? sewiusly? but me no gonna have sistah or brothah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 4, 2012 Share February 4, 2012 dont worry, ive done this before,several times in fact and most of the time the patient lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Why are you gonna abortion my daughter?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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