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Mal, your brain

Works like a clock,

I have always said

There's multiple options for plots.

 

The thing about roleplay

Is it's never clean-clear cut.

If your mind is creative

Option three comes up.

 

In this case, maybe four or five,

Your a Unicorn, with magic

Of grandeur and style.

 

USE IT YOU FOOL

OR AT LEAST DO SOMETHING

Just because he said you chose,

Means nothing.

 

Come on Mal,

Your a smart, but this ditch

Is something that you need

To be creative with.

 

You brought this on yourself

With your dinky little post,

Pwny wants your right brain,

IT'S JUST TO BUCKING SLOW!

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In every action, there is consequence


In every breath, there is hope


In the end, what matters most?

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It's not the box,

It's the foal inside

His brain is to left,

TO USE THE RIGHT SIDE.

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In case you were wondering,

I can do this all day

With words my brain

Has much time to play.

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Curse you and your

Technicalities.

You're just jealous

That I rhyme happily.

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In the end, what matters most?

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Hey, I thought you said

That hint was the last!

Now we can't get Mal's

Right-brain pass!

 

(At the risk of

Looking the jerk,

I need to get

Your brain to work.

 

Since Pwny didn't specify

The way she sits,

or sets her thigh,

 

Or the way

She casts her spell

And the way they

Make you feel,

 

The only clue you seem

To have is the term

I'd hate to have;

No one, No one

 

It can mean many things,

Especially since he

Didn't say 'No pony.'

 

Think it through,

Think it slow,

Or blast them both

And see them go.

 

Pwny, you have no idea

What you've done.

Mal can't sleep

Until he's won.

 

The problem with Mal

Is the problem with Twi,

He thinks to much

Without his insides.

 

It's hacking him off

That I'm giving him verse.

It's for you're benefit,

You slow dull glowworm!

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In the end, what matters most?

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The decision, is to hard to make.

Why in this challenge must I partake.

Twilight I don't want to let you down.

But this decision causes me to drown.

 

For I will now have a restless night.

Unless I am saved from my plight.

The hint is noone.

I guess I can only pick one.

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I present to you

The poet in Mal

In just one session,

He rhymes aren't that foul.


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In the end, what matters most?

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I try to see things clear,

but to the box my mind adheres.

Why am I put in this place,

where I have to answer with posthaste.


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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Stop trying to rhyme

and think this through!

 

Is it illegal to ask for more information about what's happening?

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:sneaky smile: Unless you RP it *Giggle*

 

Sorry, he's going to be a while. You should start typing the next one...

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In every breath, there is hope


In the end, what matters most?

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:sneaky smile: Unless you RP it *Giggle*

 

Sorry, he's going to be a while. You should start typing the next one...

 

(OOC: Ummmmm, Eljordo would be the next one, right? That sure would be interesting, considering Dash is not the sappy type or anything. Also, anticipation is spiking, thanks to Mal's indecision.)


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5:30 Am, sunrise.

Been at it all night, still not sure. Not sure how long can go on.

 

thanks to Mal's indecision.

I'm sorry. I need to be extra careful on my answer.

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5:30 Am, sunrise.

Been at it all night, still not sure. Not sure how long can go on.

 

 

I'm sorry. I need to be extra careful on my answer.

 

(OOC: Just stop then, Mal. Get some rest before you pass out. You'll get a much clearer head when you wake up. Seriously, man. The story is not going anywhere anytime soon. :) )

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I don't know if I could get some rest, I don't think I'd sleep peacefully.


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@Espeon: Locked        @UmbreonLhee        @LeafeonFirebolt        @GlaceonMal        @SylveonDontDropThatDedenne

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Hello all, i am a friend of Dawnpath's (Dan). He enlisted me to assist mal with his perdicament. I would like to now present you all with my thesis as to why NEITHER of them is the real twilight. (Could be just blowing smoke out my *** keep that in mind.) lets say twilight number 1. Is the one from the cell. She cant be the real twilight because... Well she is out of charachter, the real twi wouldnt have given up that easily. Twi number 2 is much more obvious. How could changelings have forced her to do anything at a slumber party with the rest of the mane six there, when at the royal wedding they took on an entire army. And won without much effort. (Note at the battle of the wedding twilight had much stronger magic than the changeling hoards). If you think im wrong (which is likely ;)) remember, you are a unicorn, the race of the magical deus ex machina. When in doubt say "i use my magic to do *insert convinent BS here*." Anyway, i wish good luck to you my friend! May your intellect ascend this vilel quandry and into the arms *cough* — hooves of the unicorn that has enchanted your heart.

 

For some thinking music i recommend "Wings of Liberty" by Dragonforce. I would like you, but doing so is quite difficult via a mobile device. And yes i do enjoy sounding sophisticated when i am traversing the internet, not a rare occurrance i might add.

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