If You Were ___________

[Captain Marvelous 544]

I'd be a dodo

 

if you were unique (simple rarity fic)

[SolarFlare 21]

i would make a dress for derpy, if you were pinkie pie...

[St. Pinkie 118]

I would throw a super-duper surprise party and invite everypony in Ponyville (including Pokey)!

 

If you were Scootaloo...

[SolarFlare 21]

i would lay three eggs and a hippo

 

if you were gummy (LoL instant shocker)

Edited October 15, 2011 by solarflare

[Finesthour 7,287]

I would randomly pop out of locations. If you were applejack..

[SolarFlare 21]

i will jack a pony(J.K. that's disturbing i would eat an apple)

if you were ursa minor

[Dinky Hooves 2]

i would drink milk from a baby bottle

if you were derpy hooves

[Slendermane 477]

I would fight an epic battle to the death against an evil tyrant, than realize I just wrestled the mayor for a ratty old doll.

 

If you were Roseluck...

[Finesthour 7,287]

I would do nothing because I don't know who that is.

If I was pony joe...

[SolarFlare 21]

i would make donuts with pinkie

if you were angel

[Finesthour 7,287]

I would turn everyone into a pony.

If you were Lyra...

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I would reply to your post...

 

If you were Harry.

[HomuraBL 851]

I would get a massage from Fluttershy

 

If you were Vinyl Scratch...

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I'd headbang to some dubstep.

 

If you were Rocky...

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I'd point out the chumps

 

If you were Screwball...

[SolarFlare 21]

I would know who i am. If you were crazy twilight...

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I'd forget about my favourite toy that BigMac stole.

 

If you were Mr.Cake

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I'd be the only married stallion in Ponyville and still get hit on by desperate mares.

 

If you were Diamond Tiara

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I'd be racist against blank flanks.

 

If you were your least favorite pony...

[Slendermane 477]

I would be Diamond Tiara and racist against blank flanks.

 

If you were a Wonderbolt...

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

I would be Rainbow Dash.

 

If you were a parasprite...

[SolarFlare 21]

I would eat Lyra's pie.

if you were Sweetie Bell....

[St. Pinkie 118]

I would get my Country Gospel cutie mark by singing "Hush Now, Quiet Now" every night.

 

If you were Bon Bon...

[Slendermane 477]

I didn't put those in my bag.

 

If you were Discord...

[Finesthour 7,287]

I would troll equestria.

If you were princess celestia...