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I mean, think about it; ponies with facial hair need to shave off hair on top of their coats. It seems incredibly difficult to perform without cutting off the fur around their mouth. What do you guys think?

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Magic barber shops that have unicorns do the removing of facial hair without affecting said ponies' coat. That is all I can think of.

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Magic barber shops that have unicorns do the removing of facial hair without affecting said ponies' coat. That is all I can think of.

 

Flim Flam Brothers? they made the Super Speedy Cider 6000 machine, but they actually look like stereotypical barber salesman.
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How many stallions and older colts have a pattern on their faces resembling facial hair again? I know they can grow mustaches....

 

The only pony I saw in the show with any facial hair was, Mr. Cake. He had one in the episode, Baby Cakes and again in Ponyville Confidential.

 

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I guesses having two baby foals who are a Pegasus and a unicorn does not give you a lot of time to shave.

 

 

As for how they do it, I would go with the magic barber idea or maybe the razor has a hole in it they put their hoofs in or something like that.


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Shave? HAHAHAHAHA Who shaves!? If you're a man, then a beard is your best friend. Would you constantly chop up your best friend? I didn't think so :P

 

 

Some kind of barber or do it yourself at home thing. Razors man....evil....evil..razors....

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Shave? HAHAHAHAHA Who shaves!? If you're a man, then a beard is your best friend. Would you constantly chop up your best friend? I didn't think so :P

 

 

Some kind of barber or do it yourself at home thing. Razors man....evil....evil..razors....

 

Try having Irish genes, if you don't keep you beard kept to a neatly kept gotee you start to look like a leperchun. Of a course you also get cool side burns with the Irish package, so it's a give and take thing.

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Try having Irish genes, if you don't keep you beard kept to a neatly kept gotee you start to look like a leperchun. Of a course you also get cool side burns with the Irish package, so it's a give and take thing.

 

Try being Russian. This beard just keeps growing constantly. I have to lift my moustache to eat foods or drink drinks. I only shaved when I was a younger man. Last time I touched a hair removal instrument of any kind was a week ago because I was shaving my head.

 

 

No one touches the beard....especially not with a razor or any fire.....

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Shave? HAHAHAHAHA Who shaves!? If you're a man, then a beard is your best friend. Would you constantly chop up your best friend? I didn't think so :P

 

 

Some kind of barber or do it yourself at home thing. Razors man....evil....evil..razors....

 

Yes... best friends get ice cream in them... then you spend the next 20 mins trying to figure out if you got it out or not.

 

And as for examples of ponies with beards...

Starswirl the bearded????

also mr. cake

and a few background ponies have sported goatees.

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I'd wager that unicorns have a monopoly on all hair care in Equestria, simply because it's easiest for them to handle, with their magic, any tools and utensils utilized for hair care (i.e. scissors, razors, etc.). So, unless some Earth pony or pegasus is wicked talented with holding and operating hair care utensils with their mouths, then I'd say unicorns most likely run all of the barbershops and salons in Equestria, simply because, in a world of sentient-hoofed creatures, it's the most logical conclusion.

 

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This topic just literally made my mind explode.

 

I thought the ponies only shaved their manes and just have all the rest of their hairs groomed or something.

 

They need to make a scene with this concept now. I would like to see someone like Big Mac try to shave off his 5:00 shadow lol. :P

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Shave? HAHAHAHAHA Who shaves!? If you're a man, then a beard is your best friend. Would you constantly chop up your best friend? I didn't think so :P

 

 

Some kind of barber or do it yourself at home thing. Razors man....evil....evil..razors....

 

I actually am a believer in keeping every ounce of naturally-occurring hair on one's body so long as it is not physically uncomfortable. I don't think I'd want to even be together with a woman who removes her leg hair.

 

That's why I really dislike very short shorts on women. They usually show a giant canvas of pale, hairless, albino frog thighs. I really don't see what is so beautiful or feminine about humans having less hair on their limbs than newborn rats or puppies.

 

If I can get away with it, I'll go three or four days with keeping the facial hair on me growing. It doesn't interfere like long locks on one's head.

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Well either the unichorn barber idea or maybe they just use trimmers and only cut it as short as their coat is. Or maybe its just the natural way their fur grows and only certain ponies can grow it that way. I know I've seen real horses that seem to have sruffier coats than others and it looks like they're growing a beard.


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There are actually many other ponies with facial hair other than Mr. Cake:

 

 

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(Bonus chest hair from this one)

 

 

 

I never thought about it before, but I agree with what people already said: some kind of barber shop ran by unicorns, using their magic to handle scissors, razors and all. That seems to be the only good explanation. :P

 

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Or they can use their magic to instantly grow hair, just like what Twilight did to Spike.

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