The Grim Reaper is feeling sadistic and visits you on Halloween night..

[Jammo 986]

Silly topic, I know.

I just wanted to see how people reason which of these but be the most tolerable for you guys.

Tonight you're all going to be part of a social experiment.

Edited October 28, 2012 by Jammo

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Well no matter how much I hate salad and spiders...

I voted that one just because of 1 reason... both of them are edible.

Salad is food (rabbit)j

and spiders are eaten all over the world so, I went with the one that most likely won't kill me.

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

I've already eaten a whole pumpkin (stalk and all, hey! i was hungry!) so i would have no trouble doing that again. (also a human's femur is the name of the bone, unless you WERE referring to the bone i apologize)

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Nothing i will just kick him in the balls and then laugh at him .... Okay yeah..... that just happened~

[null1 606]

Could we wash the bat down with something like alcohol to attempt to kill it and sterilize it after eating it?

 

Or could we mash up the spiders and add some sauce to them?

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

I would eat them ALL! (Why not? You only live once.)

 

Of course, I would die because of it.

 

He would be like: "Damn, this dude is hardcore."

 

Then he would resurrect me.

 

After that, I would show him My Little Pony, and Luna would become his favorite pony.

 

We would become BBFF's (Best Brony Friends Forever) and he would give me lightning Sith powers, and a matching cloak.

 

Then he would get us badass faming-skeleton-hover motorcycles with Gatling guns, flame throwers, and missile launchers attached to them, and we would rule the wasteland with an iron fist!

 

Best. Halloween. Ever.

Edited October 28, 2012 by Urdnot Shepard

[Retro*Derpy 3,185]

Well, considering that half the stuff in that list will kill you anyways, I would go with the pumpkin. Instead of just going all out, I would take small bite size pieces and take 3 days to eat it. You mad grim reaper?

Edited October 28, 2012 by Retro_Derpy

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Death is my bro though....oh well.

 

 

Human ashes from an urn. Disgraceful but the least disgusting in my opinion. Actually the Spiders don't sound that bad....what kind of spiders? I had to eat insects galore when I went on a hike Bear Grylls style.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

I think I'll go with the whole pumpkin just because it seems like the least absurd of the rest. It's actually meant to be eaten and I eat pumpkin anyway.

[SrFrog 927]

I've actually eaten ashes before, bit salty & nice texture to it. Also, I've seen urns that aren't necessarily filled with human ashes, so that's my reasoning for this.

[Meirno 550]

I went for the ashes. Easiest and most sanitary choice. Hopefully I would be allowed to dilute it with water or something. but some of that was a quick no. lol

[RippedOffMattress 314]

I would choose the ashes from an urn. They might not have a lot a flavor, and would be very easy to digest, so it would be perfect.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

What's with all these people thinking that eating human ashes is somehow more tasty or less hazardous than some of the alternatives, especially when pumpkin is on the menu?! Give me the pumpkin!

 

If the pumpkin wasn't an option, I'd go with the rat. Rats can be eaten like any other animal even if they aren't very delectable, and though the resulting disease would be quite unpleasant and painful, it wouldn't be fatal thanks to modern medicine.

[khaine21x3 789]

I don't see a problem with eating rats, insects, etc.The plague is easily cured with a pill these days so I don't see it as a problem.

 

I chose the pumpkin coz I could easily finish a whole pumpkin on my own and they taste better than the rest listed.

Edited October 28, 2012 by khaine21x3

[Mephala 2,633]

All of them!~

But if I can only choose one, the apple.

Then I could play "Razors in Your Apple" on full blast while I die writhing and choking on my own blood.

*creepy smle*

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I celebrate my birthday on Halloween. As such, if the Reaper were to grace me with his presence, I would do anything to impress the Lord of Death!

[Envy 6,167]

I'd be doomed because I can't even manage to eat much of what we normally consider edible to begin with.

 

Oh well. Probably have to try the pumpkin.

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Might as well go with the bat. Ozzy Osbourne did it, so it must be a fantastic idea. Plus, eating an entire pumpkin, while most of it's edible, there's always the stem.

[ToridAkbolto 170]

Ashes are the most edible, have been previously sterilized, and humans have been known to eat other humans before in the past with little to no side effects, as long as the human in question was clean.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

I chose the bat, mainly because there are some species of bat which are rather small, either that or the apple, and spit out the razors, nobody specified I had to eat the razors.